Pizzachu 🐑
@pizzachu.bsky.social
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Wargamer, Hobby Game Dev, Ultimate Ungulate. Too old for this shit. https://www.twitch.tv/petedasheep Smooching @willemtheott.bsky.social in the Gay Way™️
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In Marvel vs Capcom 3 you have to pick three characters, meaning you cannot have a balanced team of Marvel and Capcom representation, so you must inevitably pick one to fill the majority of your team regardless of franchise preference

That is what Bisexuality in a monogamous society is like
pizzachu.bsky.social
At this point I am only considering new social media platforms if they're basically just GeoCities with a comment widget, RETVRN to people actually having webpages
pizzachu.bsky.social
WIP Warwolf for my Trench Crusade warband.
pizzachu.bsky.social
some concept art for Crossbones, a strange UGV that just showed up on the battlefield unbidden
pizzachu.bsky.social
Their Eyes Were Watching God is far better at illustrating the realities of racism than To Kill a Mockingbird ever was. TKAMB is dull dreck with telegraphed twists and no real point. Why it's still American curriculum is beyond me.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
pizzachu.bsky.social
The controller also provides a framework for level events, environmental weapons, and background music. Soon, it will enable win conditions and thus, a game!
pizzachu.bsky.social
Player weapon targeting was changed from a dot product calc against the closest radar target to a shapecast which scores every contact on proximity and directional alignment. The closer and more centered targets take priority! This also fixes enemies in your rear fucking up targeting.
pizzachu.bsky.social
AI overhaul underway. It's now somewhat able to break circling stalemates, but still vulnerable to cheese.

More importantly, aggression is gatekept by a controller, so there is an orderly queue to beat your ass!
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pizzachu.bsky.social
POV you called him a rabbit and he is beating you unconscious
pizzachu.bsky.social
This site is the bastard child of tumblr and /x/, an eternal fandom war for terminally deranged main characters so deep into Season 7 that anybody picking it up while channel surfing is just endlessly confused

It's the fight of their lives and the stakes couldn't be lower
pizzachu.bsky.social
I do not care if this comes across as a crashout but this eternal beef has become a literal 80's action movie plot involving evil split personalities and if I were a moderator I would ban everybody involved in this stupid fucking circus

Get off my timeline
pizzachu.bsky.social
"i cannot trust this appview because I cannot vet all members of the plural system who created it on the ethicality of their AI research contributions"

Throw your phone battery into the toilet and go outside
pizzachu.bsky.social
I really do not care where he goes so long as he does
pizzachu.bsky.social
Oh no bro our feet touched in the jacuzzi while that girl you were trying to hook up with at the party was taking a piss haha
pizzachu.bsky.social
It's not a perfect fix and to be honest I live in fear of what I've created. At some point I'd like to get a more seasoned developer to skim over my physics engine and help me hammer out some kinks, but it _works_ for now.

Next step: AI coordination via a puppetmaster node.
pizzachu.bsky.social
Fixed a MAJOR collision bug. Landing on someone used to be an instant kill thanks to getting stuck in them. Now you bounce off their roof and do a fuckton of damage.
pizzachu.bsky.social
I have severe galeophobia so of course one of my level ideas is a fraction of LA that sank into the coast and you're hopping rooftops in shark-infested waters

You die if you hit the water anyways but having a shark burst out of the water for flair feels like taming the hellbeast in my mind.
pizzachu.bsky.social
Today is mostly UI and systems work. I'm experimenting with how the inventory conveys detonation information, and ways to inform the player of when a weapon is primed.

Ultimately the goal is to have as much info available out of the corner of your eye as possible.
pizzachu.bsky.social
Weird spinny missiles are gone! Say hello to BOMB ON A STICK. Being a simpler weapon, BOMB ON A STICK should prove more intuitive and fun. I hope you will all enjoy BOMB ON A STICK.
pizzachu.bsky.social
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