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Thirty-something trans bitch in Boston. I was called a ‘gender tourist’ once as an insult but joke’s on you, I’m into that shit
Here to be a problem
Here to be a problem
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i’ve ghosted people i should’ve shot with a gun
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i’ve ghosted people i should’ve shot with a gun
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Open bigotry should get you ejected from literally every public space send the fucking tweet
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Open bigotry should get you ejected from literally every public space send the fucking tweet
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
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"Ah, dehydrated and covered in tinsel. Exactly how I want to go out." -- Gene Belcher, watching the dead family Christmas tree get dragged to the dumpster.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Ah, dehydrated and covered in tinsel. Exactly how I want to go out." -- Gene Belcher, watching the dead family Christmas tree get dragged to the dumpster.
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Lotta questions about my █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ shirt, already answered by my shit
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Lotta questions about my █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ shirt, already answered by my shit
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whoever has access to the complete set of unredacted photos has a moral responsibility to leak them
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
whoever has access to the complete set of unredacted photos has a moral responsibility to leak them
one thing I ‘love‘ about Bluesky is that everyone here gets maximally Weird about literally everything, to the point where I find myself negatively polarized against things I already agreed with just because *people I actually like* are being so fucking annoying about them
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
one thing I ‘love‘ about Bluesky is that everyone here gets maximally Weird about literally everything, to the point where I find myself negatively polarized against things I already agreed with just because *people I actually like* are being so fucking annoying about them
I love the ‘Avatar had no cultural impact’ joke (especially because the only genuinely popular thing I ever made online was this post and then sharing it on my Tumblr), but I do want to be clear that it’s just a joke.I don’t actually believe it.
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I love the ‘Avatar had no cultural impact’ joke (especially because the only genuinely popular thing I ever made online was this post and then sharing it on my Tumblr), but I do want to be clear that it’s just a joke.I don’t actually believe it.
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🌎🧑🚀Wait it's all status?
🔫🧑🚀Always has been
🔫🧑🚀Always has been
April 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🌎🧑🚀Wait it's all status?
🔫🧑🚀Always has been
🔫🧑🚀Always has been
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Still laughing about the fact that dude slapped his name on a memorial building, like he absolutely cannot wait for his own death
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Still laughing about the fact that dude slapped his name on a memorial building, like he absolutely cannot wait for his own death
American, British, and Russian national mythologies hyping up their victories over the Nazis as the ‘ultimate triumph of the underdog against an unstoppable evil’ backfired and convinced a lot of people that the Nazis were actually *competent*
I continue to find it amazing that we went from a late 90s/aughts run of pretty amazing WW2 hagiography and barely a generation later people are publicly retconning f'ing Nazis
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
American, British, and Russian national mythologies hyping up their victories over the Nazis as the ‘ultimate triumph of the underdog against an unstoppable evil’ backfired and convinced a lot of people that the Nazis were actually *competent*
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We beat fascism before and we must do it again
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We beat fascism before and we must do it again
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Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
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Darth Maul becomes a genuinely tragic figure full of pathos while also having mechanical spider legs and living on some sort of landfill planet when found. The movies could never pull that off.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Darth Maul becomes a genuinely tragic figure full of pathos while also having mechanical spider legs and living on some sort of landfill planet when found. The movies could never pull that off.
Well, I got the first Harry Potter, so I’ll learn some shit, might play a chess game, and there’ll be a guy with a dude on the back of his head.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
...new body, new world, revolution? I can get behind that.
...new body, new world, revolution? I can get behind that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Well, I got the first Harry Potter, so I’ll learn some shit, might play a chess game, and there’ll be a guy with a dude on the back of his head.
If you haven’t heard this yet, nothing can prepare you for it
It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you haven’t heard this yet, nothing can prepare you for it
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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there is not a big enough "fell for it again" sticker for the guy who thought his white ethnonationalist movement would be the very first of its kind in history to not descend to foaming-at-the-mouth antisemitism
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
there is not a big enough "fell for it again" sticker for the guy who thought his white ethnonationalist movement would be the very first of its kind in history to not descend to foaming-at-the-mouth antisemitism
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Quick reminder: things like "renaming" The Kennedy Center is, in part, done specifically to piss you off. They perform these public spectacles to "prove they can" and that there's nothing we can do to stop them.
Legally & practically, nothing has changed. They can't just rename shit like that.
Legally & practically, nothing has changed. They can't just rename shit like that.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Quick reminder: things like "renaming" The Kennedy Center is, in part, done specifically to piss you off. They perform these public spectacles to "prove they can" and that there's nothing we can do to stop them.
Legally & practically, nothing has changed. They can't just rename shit like that.
Legally & practically, nothing has changed. They can't just rename shit like that.
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
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The weaseltide never ends...
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The weaseltide never ends...
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the ADA was probably the last piece of great bipartisan American legislation on civil rights, and it's fiercely under attack from a deeply ableist administration. But it's a great achievement!
Is there anywhere on Earth with better accessibility in public spaces than the US?
We’re far from perfect but FFS even in Canada there are still apartment lobby doors everywhere that need two functioning hands to open, and nowhere near enough curb cuts.
We’re far from perfect but FFS even in Canada there are still apartment lobby doors everywhere that need two functioning hands to open, and nowhere near enough curb cuts.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
the ADA was probably the last piece of great bipartisan American legislation on civil rights, and it's fiercely under attack from a deeply ableist administration. But it's a great achievement!
I hate this sniveling fucking vampire
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate this sniveling fucking vampire
The important thing about this political moment is recognizing that, whether or not you consider yourself are a liberal, people who are personally invested in ‘hating liberals’ are all allies of fascism. Even if they hate ’the libs’ for cool leftist reasons.
I gotta say I find a lot of the edgy anti-lib posting these days to be more banal and hackneyed than anything else. This isn't 2012, guys.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The important thing about this political moment is recognizing that, whether or not you consider yourself are a liberal, people who are personally invested in ‘hating liberals’ are all allies of fascism. Even if they hate ’the libs’ for cool leftist reasons.