Theseus, His Sails Unfurled
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled
@whatthelightcando.bsky.social
It's Mike. I wish I only talked about tabletop games, writing, and comic books (and tea), but politics keep happening. I like He/Him, and I like She/Her, and I don't like Twitter anymore.
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the Bluesky Poasts at dawn looking for an angry fix
This is almost certainly the worst year I have ever lived through, and that includes 2001, 2008, and 2020.
The day started with news of over a dozen Jews murdered and dozens more wounded in Australia and ended with news of Rob Reiner & his wife being stabbed to death in Los Angeles.

Fuck 2025.
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Beyond fucked. I hope whoever did this never feels a moment's peace for the rest of their miserable life.
Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why is this world so bad

And why do I keep opening this app to remind me of it
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fuck Star Wars; tell me your rankings for Buffy Seasons.

(Historically, my Buffy Season rankings are received *almost* as poorly as my Star Wars film rankings!)

From best to worst: 3-5-2-6-7-1-4
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Well funded, wide ranging public transit is the answer to so many questions
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A number of people on the national stage deserve to eat shit*, and it's a crime every day that they don't.

*I do not consider this a metaphor
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Look

If we really reach down, we can all (even the CHUDs among us) agree that life would be better if we weren't fighting over everything in the world.

But those CHUDs are convinced that if they don't fight us, they won't get the phantom money they believe they should have access to.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I hope this ratio tells this author why he's lost the plot about workers' rights.

In most cases, yes, it should be hard to get fired.

This is one of the few very specific cases where, no, get the fuck out, nobody wants you here.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have torn apart and built more EDH Magic decks in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last five years.

Cards, man.

Shit's wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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My dad used to be a Bill O'Reilly fan and a committed centrist and he's now texting me about what order to hang the Trump cabinet officials in
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One important thing to know about me is that I have absolutely no respect for private transportation.

Yeah you read that right.
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Lol I sorry why the fuck are people defending unsafe driving today
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Do I believe it is ontologically evil to force people to pay to stay alive? Yes.

Do I pretend to have a solution for that? No.

Doesn't change my belief system, though.

See, you can do that; you can believe a thing without pretending We Could Fix This Tomorrow but THEYYY Refuse.
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is likely correct, and the fact that it is makes me incredibly, intolerably angry
My oldest kid is trans & I suspect if we had a universal government plan she—and all trans people—would be screwed for at least the next few years. In a lot of ways M4A makes sense & is easier to sell because people mostly like Medicare but there are real risks to centralized govt healthcare
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Respectful request for thieves to please stop stealing from indie stores.
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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the indiana GOP is not suddenly super principled. that’s not what’s relevant. what’s relevant is that what happened in indiana is another sign of something we are seeing with increasing frequency: republican pols determining that bucking trump is, overall, in their self-interest.
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I hope history books call this the Lawyers, Guns and Money admin.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Man we really have to just reject Miller out of society when this is over, dude's gotta be what David Duke used to be
“…And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.”

That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I *require* that everyone stop showing everyone else their ENTIRE ASS for like TWO MONTHS.

February! Pull it back out in February. I'll go on vacation or something and let it go! Until then, put your goddamned ass away!
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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For a guy that a chunk of this website is still convinced is going to rig the midterms (or cancel them outright!), Trump sure does seem absolutely panicked about what the election is going to look like for him next year.
Trump threatening to pull all federal funding in Indiana if they don't pass the new map
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What I'm seeing is, as usual, a ton of people on social media not realizing how many Republicans got Fetterman elected.

They did not see him as some kind of progressive lion.

They saw the same gruff outsider that the left did, and both extremes projected onto him.
Pennsylvania - Fetterman Approvals Among:

Overall: 39%

Republicans: 56%
Democrats: 31%
Independents: 30%

Emerson / Nov 23, 2025
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Even if I someday accept the position (I will not) that the best Democrat is still bad ... bad is better than evil. Generically not up to par is better than someone who actively wants you gone.
Voting is a right that people have died for! How do people not understand this?? Do they really think that who is elected will not affect them?
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Kara Zor-ange Cassidy
Truth. Justice. Whatever. #Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If I had a place to publish every Take from my teen years, I would have clogged the internet with my bullshit as much as these kids on your feed are doing today.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM