Nemo. 🦆
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Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
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MW-Puter will decide tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
MW-Puter will decide tomorrow.
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
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Marty Smith is getting left on read
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Marty Smith is getting left on read
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“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
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Cal? Cal.
Marshawn Lynch Dancing GIF
Alt: Marshawn Lynch Dancing GIF
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November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cal? Cal.
(If it was me, I would go to LSU. 100%. "But how would recruits trust you and your word after that?" Shut up, these kids aren't dumb and/or naive, and probably grow less so each and every year. It's the nature of the beast.)
My theory is that he IS waiting for the Iron Bowl to end -- not because he's waiting for Bama to can DeBoer so he can take the gig (insane), but because he wants 100% attention, not 70%.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
(If it was me, I would go to LSU. 100%. "But how would recruits trust you and your word after that?" Shut up, these kids aren't dumb and/or naive, and probably grow less so each and every year. It's the nature of the beast.)
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watching the Iron Bowl every year
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
watching the Iron Bowl every year
My theory is that he IS waiting for the Iron Bowl to end -- not because he's waiting for Bama to can DeBoer so he can take the gig (insane), but because he wants 100% attention, not 70%.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My theory is that he IS waiting for the Iron Bowl to end -- not because he's waiting for Bama to can DeBoer so he can take the gig (insane), but because he wants 100% attention, not 70%.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
Because it's Lane Kiffin. If it was a blowout at half, he would've announced his decision.
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i cannot help but notice as auburn ties things up that lane still has not made his decision
my tinfoil hat theory on lane is he is waiting to see if auburn wins tomorrow and bama runs deboer out of town to make a decision
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i cannot help but notice as auburn ties things up that lane still has not made his decision
Wait, is it official? He's going to LSU?
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wait, is it official? He's going to LSU?
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the funniest thing Lane could do now would be to take the Penn State job
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the funniest thing Lane could do now would be to take the Penn State job
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
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Nice to see my good friends again
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nice to see my good friends again
I want Auburn to lose anyways, but even then I am concerned: do they just not teach "hold on to the football" there?
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I want Auburn to lose anyways, but even then I am concerned: do they just not teach "hold on to the football" there?
Saturday. Night. Fidel.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Saturday. Night. Fidel.
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If Uncle Buck made me the giant pancake. I'd eat all of that mother fucker
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If Uncle Buck made me the giant pancake. I'd eat all of that mother fucker
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2:03am in Elsinore
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
2:03am in Elsinore
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
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Tennessee people, vote for this lady this week. She's cool and she puts the country perilously close to having a single check and/or balance.
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tennessee people, vote for this lady this week. She's cool and she puts the country perilously close to having a single check and/or balance.
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With Colorado's November schedule wrapped up, let's see how they did.
...oh
...oh
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
With Colorado's November schedule wrapped up, let's see how they did.
...oh
...oh
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Since the statue of limitations is long expired, I stole Tuberville’s Auburn flag at his Lake Martin home in 2007 and used it to start a bonfire in the pit at the house next door
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Since the statue of limitations is long expired, I stole Tuberville’s Auburn flag at his Lake Martin home in 2007 and used it to start a bonfire in the pit at the house next door
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread