Joe Slowik
@pylos.co
Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.
Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
Paywalled but a fascinating look at one of my absolute favorite Bears who I loved watching over the years:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
After Charles Tillman transformed football, he joined the FBI. Then the immigration raids started
Known for his signature “Peanut Punch” in the NFL, the ex-Bears cornerback found a new calling as a federal agent. So why did he walk away?
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Paywalled but a fascinating look at one of my absolute favorite Bears who I loved watching over the years:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
I swear on Odin's beard the two things to survive a nuclear war will be cockroaches and the goddamn Norse pew pew map.
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I swear on Odin's beard the two things to survive a nuclear war will be cockroaches and the goddamn Norse pew pew map.
Who has two thumbs and just broke their snow shovel???
THIS GUY
THIS GUY
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Who has two thumbs and just broke their snow shovel???
THIS GUY
THIS GUY
Cancelled my NYT and WaPo subscriptions. Where should I be getting daily news?
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Cancelled my NYT and WaPo subscriptions. Where should I be getting daily news?
We're getting to the "virtuous tsar, evil boyar" phase pretty quick aren't we?
ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
We're getting to the "virtuous tsar, evil boyar" phase pretty quick aren't we?
Eric strikes me as another "room temperature IQ" individual. But he made CWO so at least he knows how to kiss ass I guess.
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Eric strikes me as another "room temperature IQ" individual. But he made CWO so at least he knows how to kiss ass I guess.
Reposted by Joe Slowik
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January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Good luck to everyone braving the elements to make it to CTI Summit today
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media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Good luck to everyone braving the elements to make it to CTI Summit today
Reposted by Joe Slowik
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
Literally why these guys now exist ("I need guns to protect myself and my family from criminals and government tyranny!") and yet 🦗🦗🦗
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Literally why these guys now exist ("I need guns to protect myself and my family from criminals and government tyranny!") and yet 🦗🦗🦗
What concerns me right now is how many of my fellow citizens think certain actions - even if wrong, ill advised, or illegal - now justify a quick, in the moment death sentence.
We’re moving toward a very dark place in the US.
We’re moving toward a very dark place in the US.
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What concerns me right now is how many of my fellow citizens think certain actions - even if wrong, ill advised, or illegal - now justify a quick, in the moment death sentence.
We’re moving toward a very dark place in the US.
We’re moving toward a very dark place in the US.
1. Be a US citizen
2. Exercise your 1st Amendment rights
3. Simultaneously exercise your 2nd Amendment rights
4. Be on the wrong side of federal opinion, get executed
US is moving toward a very, very dark place.
2. Exercise your 1st Amendment rights
3. Simultaneously exercise your 2nd Amendment rights
4. Be on the wrong side of federal opinion, get executed
US is moving toward a very, very dark place.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
1. Be a US citizen
2. Exercise your 1st Amendment rights
3. Simultaneously exercise your 2nd Amendment rights
4. Be on the wrong side of federal opinion, get executed
US is moving toward a very, very dark place.
2. Exercise your 1st Amendment rights
3. Simultaneously exercise your 2nd Amendment rights
4. Be on the wrong side of federal opinion, get executed
US is moving toward a very, very dark place.
The interesting thing about recent reporting on critical infrastructure attacks is how fragmented items are. No one trusts anyone, not after industry fuckups (Industroyer/CrashOverride), not after government fuckups (threatening to invade Greenland, shitting on Ukraine).
January 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The interesting thing about recent reporting on critical infrastructure attacks is how fragmented items are. No one trusts anyone, not after industry fuckups (Industroyer/CrashOverride), not after government fuckups (threatening to invade Greenland, shitting on Ukraine).
Great work as always from ESET - but I can't miss a chance to poke fun at DynoWiper
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Great work as always from ESET - but I can't miss a chance to poke fun at DynoWiper
I would never trust CBP/ICE/whatever with my children for more than five seconds beyond my eyesight.
Any "small government" or similar individuals should be thinking the same as well.
Any "small government" or similar individuals should be thinking the same as well.
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I would never trust CBP/ICE/whatever with my children for more than five seconds beyond my eyesight.
Any "small government" or similar individuals should be thinking the same as well.
Any "small government" or similar individuals should be thinking the same as well.
Reposted by Joe Slowik
Exclusive: A cyberattack targeting Poland's energy infrastructure in December used wiper malware that would have erased grid computers and rendered them inoperable had it not been thwarted, a researcher at @ESET told me. The researcher calls the attack "unprecedented" for Poland and "substantial"
Cyberattack Targeting Poland’s Energy Grid Used a Wiper
A cyberattack that targeted power plants and other energy producers in Poland at the end of December used malware known as a “wiper” that was intended to erase computers and cause a power outage and o...
www.zetter-zeroday.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Exclusive: A cyberattack targeting Poland's energy infrastructure in December used wiper malware that would have erased grid computers and rendered them inoperable had it not been thwarted, a researcher at @ESET told me. The researcher calls the attack "unprecedented" for Poland and "substantial"
I just relocated (back) to DMV area and people here are freaking out (again) over snow and shit. I was here for Snowmaggedon and spent 25 years in the upper Midwest, people need to calm the fuck down.
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just relocated (back) to DMV area and people here are freaking out (again) over snow and shit. I was here for Snowmaggedon and spent 25 years in the upper Midwest, people need to calm the fuck down.
We're about to enter a period across the S/SE/MA/NE US where people will wonder, "Is it more ethical to continue to use food delivery services during severe weather events because people need the income from them, or to not use such services given safety and other considerations?"
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We're about to enter a period across the S/SE/MA/NE US where people will wonder, "Is it more ethical to continue to use food delivery services during severe weather events because people need the income from them, or to not use such services given safety and other considerations?"
2026, infosec has been around for "a minute," and folks still want these...
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
2026, infosec has been around for "a minute," and folks still want these...
