Joe Slowik
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Joe Slowik
@pylos.co
Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.

Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
“What do influential women carry in their bag”

In tech? Bear spray maybe?
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah IU won but still (Berman voice circa 1998): THATS WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Tolkien appropriation done wrong/done right
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
*jerk off motion*
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
NGL its getting dark out there, folks
November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Basically me all the time these days.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fukkin clown
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🫶
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As we head into roast/full bird/etc season in the northern hemisphere, remember at min an instant read thermometer is your best friend
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Foreign trade missions and the lobbyists and PR firms working for the Andurils of the world are single-handedly propping up the DMV's escort market right now
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
As an MSU Spartans alum, this hurts
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I swear YouTube Music has a learning disability
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Six months???? Those are rookie numbers - gotta pump those numbers up
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sigh
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NNSA woke up this morning wondering 𝒘𝒉𝒐, 𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒍𝒚, 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒖𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈???
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NEXT!
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Meanwhile in Redmond:
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ARE FOR SALE AT THE LOCAL SMITH'S!
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM