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Joe Slowik
@pylos.co
Threat Intel / CTI / OT / ICS / Critical Infra stuff along with other things. I genuinely care, and wish others did too.

Website: pylos.co
Training/Consulting: paralus.co
“What do influential women carry in their bag”

In tech? Bear spray maybe?
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah IU won but still (Berman voice circa 1998): THATS WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
W.A.S.P. - Wild Child
YouTube video by Heskil
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
There's an open role for a Staff CTI Analyst on my team here
@huntress.com
📢💫

✨Do you love doing correlations between different incidents, sometimes digging into them, or doing malware analysis?

✨Do you like doing data analysis, and using this to make threat reports? 👇
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Your CVSS 9.0 isn't the same as my CVSS 9.0
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
It was recorded, and slides are now being shared....

Slides and videos from ATT&CKcon 6.0 are now posted in an easy to find way. Check out attack.mitre.org/resources/at... to check out our great talks (and Couch Talks) from October, or even check out past ATT&CKcons from that same page.
MITRE ATT&CKcon - ATT&CKcon 6.0 | MITRE ATT&CK®
attack.mitre.org
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tolkien appropriation done wrong/done right
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thought that popped up on the 2hr drive to the airport this morning - New Mexico's economy is dependent on three things:

1. Nuclear weapons and things that go BOOM
2. Green chile
3. Personal injury lawyers
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don't lock your knees

(but seriously, hope dude's ok)
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
*jerk off motion*
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
NGL its getting dark out there, folks
November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Basically me all the time these days.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
A strong, integrated military. Robust support for the Atlantic Alliance. Bloodless, flannel suit wearing killers in the IC.

Aggressive civil rights reforms and national health insurance at home, the Marshall Plan abroad.

And a 91% marginal tax rate.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yeah its shitty Metallica but this song still slaps
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9...
Metallica - Fuel (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fukkin clown
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lot of air travel coming up and between the implosion of ATC in the US and drones over EU airports I'm rather dreading the experience
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As we head into roast/full bird/etc season in the northern hemisphere, remember at min an instant read thermometer is your best friend
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
HS parking lots at dismissal in towns with limited public transit that are not walkable:
a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
ALT: a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Foreign trade missions and the lobbyists and PR firms working for the Andurils of the world are single-handedly propping up the DMV's escort market right now
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
There could not be a newsletter more perfectly aimed at journalism/data/cyber nerds like me: buttondown.com/readwrite (thank you @hatr.bsky.social, @jls.bsky.social)
readwrite
What readwrite is about This is a newsletter about journalism and coding. If you subscribe, here’s what you can expect: Tutorials on finding information – pictures, profiles, malware – what’s generall...
buttondown.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Joe Slowik
Join us the day before CYBERWARCON (Nov 18) for a hands-on Synapse challenge! Investigate a real-world data theft scenario, eat snacks, & earn bragging rights + our first-ever custom challenge coin. vertex.link/events/cyber...
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
As an MSU Spartans alum, this hurts
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM