emohn
@emohn.net
Kentuckian. Environment/climate/energy guy. Hiker, RVer, National Park frequenter, SCCA Hillclimb racer, sober, live music fanatic.
Reminder: AltNPS is not your (or anyone’s) friend or ally. It’s a resistance grifting, content aggregating, engagement farming plagiarist LARPing as some sort of leftist Q. Stop resharing, stop engaging, and boost the real activists and journalist whose content they happily steal for clout & clicks.
I don't have a jerk-off motion big enough for this post.
The Alt National Park Service, a Facebook account that posts #resistance memes and steals headlines, is not in danger. No one is going to black-bag the fearless rangers at AltNPS. Get a grip.
The Alt National Park Service, a Facebook account that posts #resistance memes and steals headlines, is not in danger. No one is going to black-bag the fearless rangers at AltNPS. Get a grip.
February 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Reminder: AltNPS is not your (or anyone’s) friend or ally. It’s a resistance grifting, content aggregating, engagement farming plagiarist LARPing as some sort of leftist Q. Stop resharing, stop engaging, and boost the real activists and journalist whose content they happily steal for clout & clicks.
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once again i am asking you to stop trying to make gavin newsom happen
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
once again i am asking you to stop trying to make gavin newsom happen
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“I still do, but I used to, too.”
-Mitch Hedberg
-Mitch Hedberg
Robert F Kennedy Jr admits he used to 'snort cocaine off toilet seats'
The US health secretary made the confession to podcaster Theo Von during an episode of his show, This Past Weekend, as he opened up about his past drug use.
news.sky.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“I still do, but I used to, too.”
-Mitch Hedberg
-Mitch Hedberg
Y’all help me out. Are we really just “okie doke” on these reports and uncritically reporting them as established fact these days? This does not seem to jive with the live experience of friends and associates and I monitor a lot of peer/comp hiring/layoffs data, and it doesn’t FEEL good out here.
The number of Americans applying for jobless benefits — viewed as representative of U.S. layoffs — fell to 227,000 last week, remaining in its recent healthy range.
US applications for jobless benefits falls to 227,000 last week, remaining at recent healthy levels
The number of Americans applying for unemployment benefits fell last week, remaining within the historically healthy range of the past few years.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Y’all help me out. Are we really just “okie doke” on these reports and uncritically reporting them as established fact these days? This does not seem to jive with the live experience of friends and associates and I monitor a lot of peer/comp hiring/layoffs data, and it doesn’t FEEL good out here.
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If you’re lucky enough to still have your parents with you, give them a call or a hug.
My wife’s father was killed in an accident on their farm this morning. A good man, through and through. His love for his family was an inspiration.
My wife’s father was killed in an accident on their farm this morning. A good man, through and through. His love for his family was an inspiration.
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If you’re lucky enough to still have your parents with you, give them a call or a hug.
My wife’s father was killed in an accident on their farm this morning. A good man, through and through. His love for his family was an inspiration.
My wife’s father was killed in an accident on their farm this morning. A good man, through and through. His love for his family was an inspiration.
Any of my fellow heathens out there (Drive-By Truckers fans) looking for a ticket to tomorrow nights show in Athens? I’ll be there tomorrow through the weekend, but have a spare ticket for tomorrow night if anyone is in the area.
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Any of my fellow heathens out there (Drive-By Truckers fans) looking for a ticket to tomorrow nights show in Athens? I’ll be there tomorrow through the weekend, but have a spare ticket for tomorrow night if anyone is in the area.
Somewhere in the bowels of CBP a log of room temperature unbaked store brand cookie dough is about to call the shots on a Keystone Cops sendup of Sicario.
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Somewhere in the bowels of CBP a log of room temperature unbaked store brand cookie dough is about to call the shots on a Keystone Cops sendup of Sicario.
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my wife and I have determined there are three distinct eras of the 90s and their rankings are indisputable fact:
1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
my wife and I have determined there are three distinct eras of the 90s and their rankings are indisputable fact:
1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
Every paragraph in this article more unbelievable than the prior. It takes a lot in this day and age to leave me speechless
What… (with EXTREME prejudice) The Fuck, UT??
What… (with EXTREME prejudice) The Fuck, UT??
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Every paragraph in this article more unbelievable than the prior. It takes a lot in this day and age to leave me speechless
What… (with EXTREME prejudice) The Fuck, UT??
What… (with EXTREME prejudice) The Fuck, UT??
Struggling with motivation today. Really don’t want to get changed to go out to the gym after work.
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Struggling with motivation today. Really don’t want to get changed to go out to the gym after work.
@pnutsmama.bsky.social Happy birthday!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
@pnutsmama.bsky.social Happy birthday!!!
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Gonna call this one Super Bowl LLM
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Gonna call this one Super Bowl LLM
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Between Ring explaining their Big Brother surveillance network & Chris Hemsworth noting all the ways Alexa could try to kill him, I'm not sure Amazon is making a great case for using either.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Between Ring explaining their Big Brother surveillance network & Chris Hemsworth noting all the ways Alexa could try to kill him, I'm not sure Amazon is making a great case for using either.
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
That Pokémon ad was everything.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That Pokémon ad was everything.
Did they put Ricky Martin through the Dunkin de-aging thing?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Did they put Ricky Martin through the Dunkin de-aging thing?
The theme of this years Super Bowl is: Butts.
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The theme of this years Super Bowl is: Butts.
I’m violently ill over that repurposing of Everybody Wants to Rule the World.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m violently ill over that repurposing of Everybody Wants to Rule the World.
They’re your taters now, sweet pea.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
They’re your taters now, sweet pea.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.