Nem
@emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
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Writer and geek. UK. Posts about books and games. Occasionally humorous. Spelling a bit hit and miss. She/Her 🌈🥑
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
The compound thing is especially funny bc it's one investor who decided to build a luxury town and the local gov said 'well ok... if you want' and then he built it & was like 'ok cool I now need a few million from you to connect up to gas, water etc'. And the local gov was like 'THE FUCK?! No!'
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
Americans who move there are ALSO discovering few speak English, their 'US friendly' compounds aren't fully built, Russians don't see right wing Americans as their ideological siblings, they can't home school, and one woman discovered what happens if you complain about the government on tiktok...
irritatedllama.bsky.social
Shouldn't laugh really but...
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rincewind.run
“you can’t make fun of this” - famously an edict that the military obeys unquestioningly and would never disobey out of earshot of an officer
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
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funeralpig.bsky.social
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
Americans who move there are ALSO discovering few speak English, their 'US friendly' compounds aren't fully built, Russians don't see right wing Americans as their ideological siblings, they can't home school, and one woman discovered what happens if you complain about the government on tiktok...
irritatedllama.bsky.social
Shouldn't laugh really but...
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
Aaah I own that too. Hope it's good!
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
The reason booktok has a reputation for liking poor books is because it skews to younger readers who are naturally going to have their minds blown by new literary experiences. It's the start of a journey for them.

(Publishing allowing booktok to dictate the industry norms is another issue)
nmamatas.bsky.social
What's your totally ordinary opinion about books that you nonetheless find compelled to share when asked on a social media site such as this one for your most extreme/unhinged/hottest takes?

I'll go first: manga is popular among young people because manga often features young people.
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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aloy.is-extremely.gay
this is the plot of Horizon Forbidden West
sarahtaber.bsky.social
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
Urgh. I get wanting an occasional nice edition of a book you love... but people are buying new release ones as default and then getting really upset when they don't like the weaksauce book but it's 'too pretty' to get rid of.
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
I'm on BookTube and this is such a THING. It's terribly sad. Especially as book box companies are making gorgeous editions of any old shit to cash in - these people aren't collecting they are just consuming.
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patrickgaley.bsky.social
Sorry, what? There is no “race debate”. There is racism, there are racists.

This isn’t a legitimate political polemic, this is hate speech and hate crime.

Can we stop trying to wedge the bigotry of fragile white men in to public discourse? Doing so is hate-washing and we need to stop it.
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
I am having a bad mental health night 🫠🙃🙃🙃🙃
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scriblit.bsky.social
Poe: I'm gonna invent a gentleman detective
Doyle: ooo
Poe: He's gonna be so emotionally unavailable! But also: Troubled
Doyle: yessss
Poe: His adventures will be narrated by an awestruck pal
Doyle: hnnnggg
Poe: And he's gonna solve so many MONKEY RELATED CRIMES
Doyle: OMG YES MONKEYCRIMES
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kjcharleswriter.com
This is it, the most unhinged literary opinion. I will be adopting it as fact immediately.
thelong1930s.bsky.social
Lord Peter Wimsey is the narrative voice of The Waste Land.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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ligerlillie.bsky.social
Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —
An image of Papa Smurf, a small blue man with a white beard. He’s wearing red trousers that lead into shoes and a red cap that slouches forward.
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
My sexuality is Charlotte Church saying she hopes to be 'a formidable traitor hunter' #celebritytraitors
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generalboles.bsky.social
Every single time I see Alan Carr on #CelebrityTraitors I think of this scene from Goodfellas
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gingerjames.bsky.social
They know it wasn't a real funeral right? RIGHT? #CelebrityTraitors
emmatypesstuff.bsky.social
The perfect reaction gif doesn't exi-
lindsey3181.bsky.social
😂 at their reactions #CelebrityTraitors
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