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Emcee Hammerpants

@emceehammerpants.bsky.social

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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18d

Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 9h

I made this in photoshop in 2015. And now that he sits around talking about getting into heaven or not, it becomes even more correct.

I always felt like Kurtz was a good analog for Trump. Worshipped and feared by the superstitious, the inoculation things, and now confronting death. I hope he cries

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve seen a few, and I gotta say, I really don’t get it

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

His only redeeming quality is the way he debases his supporters.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

Damn that’s genius. I love that idea

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

In a post-Trump world Rubio goes to jail for his part in killing Venezuelan fishermen. When Trump goes into the void there’s a good chance Rubio follows him very, very quickly. And he will deserve it.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

Like crabs!

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

Agree with your A’s and your B+’s, but I would honestly just give everyone else an F and call it a day. Except for NPR. They should get an F- because they should know better.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

Oh that’s what I was doing wrong

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 11h

Oh no! The King’s peace!

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 12h

“Do you want my help or do you just need to vent?”

Do we HAVE to do clickbait?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 12h

Shit man it might. A beautiful sumo ballet sounds lovely.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 12h

Are we stuck in here with them? Or are they stuck in here with us?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus fucking Christ. I can’t tell if people like this are an op or are just brain damaged

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 15h

Who served her up the softball? Glad she decided to hit it right back at the pitcher

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18h

I’m just happy to find common ground with the man

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 18h

Oh look. It’s who they are. I’m so surprised. I had no idea republicans were like this. Oh my. Oh no.

Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 19h

"They referred to Black people as monkeys and 'the watermelon people' and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies and driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery."

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 21h

This is gonna be crude, but I gotta say I’m way less afraid of our AI overlords if Sam Altman’s pet robot has to suck cock to make rent.

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 21h

Where does this article say she’ll throw them under the bus? There’s a lot of questions in there and no answers. I’m not going to fight ghosts for your amusement, man.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 21h

The article you link says they stopped publishing their digital paid subscribers. They’re thought to have HAD 2.5 million around the time Bezos spiked the Harris endorsement.
If this is a refutation of the point, that they Post is actually fine, this article doesn’t say that.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 23h

It’s very funny. I went on vacation and by the time I got back they’d declared and broken peace in the Middle East. I miss being out in the middle of the Atlantic with no cell signal.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, Alex, they don’t think they need their little soldiers anymore.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 1d

I see so many men around me with impossible bodies and massive trucks that they never work. An F-150 Raptor and HGH gut is far worse for society than a 14-year old boy trying on a dress and liking it. So much worse.

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

The only question to ask those people is “where are you?”

If they’re not out there throwing hands or whatever, then their opinion is irrelevant. The people that don’t show up don’t get to talk.

(I don’t show up, but I’m also not criticizing the people that are, however they do)

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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

And people say this web site doesn’t have the juice.

Wait. Is there a juice guy here?

Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social · 2d

Aight, fine, fuck it. After 10 years of thinking “defund the police” was a shit slogan I’m done. I started at “abolish ICE” but now it’s time to burn every police department to the ground and make them all interview for their jobs again. Fuck ‘em all, ACAB, signed, a normie lib. Eat shit, pigs.

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