Emcee Hammerpants
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I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
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Noooooope. Nothing for the bad guys. Nothing.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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A collection of storyboard art by Seung Eun Kim for The Boondocks (2005–2014), created by Aaron McGruder, Rebel Base Productions
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A collection of storyboard art by Seung Eun Kim for The Boondocks (2005–2014), created by Aaron McGruder, Rebel Base Productions
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Before tonight, the average Dem overperformance in special elections was 13 points.
Aftyn Behn matched that figure almost exactly.
If anything remotely like this holds next year, GOP hopes of holding the House will be very slim.
Track all these races with our special election Big Board →→→
Aftyn Behn matched that figure almost exactly.
If anything remotely like this holds next year, GOP hopes of holding the House will be very slim.
Track all these races with our special election Big Board →→→
The Downballot's special elections Big Board for the 2025-26 cycle
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December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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If you’re a Republican you should be shitting yourself. These are not good numbers.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you’re a Republican you should be shitting yourself. These are not good numbers.
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As trucks and SUVs explode in size, safety experts urge action to protect kids. These Frisco moms are meeting the challenge.
"The tops of their heads don't even come up to the tires on these new SUVs! Only God can fix this. We ask the Lord to bless us with taller, sturdier children."
"The tops of their heads don't even come up to the tires on these new SUVs! Only God can fix this. We ask the Lord to bless us with taller, sturdier children."
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As trucks and SUVs explode in size, safety experts urge action to protect kids. These Frisco moms are meeting the challenge.
"The tops of their heads don't even come up to the tires on these new SUVs! Only God can fix this. We ask the Lord to bless us with taller, sturdier children."
"The tops of their heads don't even come up to the tires on these new SUVs! Only God can fix this. We ask the Lord to bless us with taller, sturdier children."
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lmao, this manages to be even more pathetic and hilarious than i expected
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
lmao, this manages to be even more pathetic and hilarious than i expected
I am going to laugh like hell when Biden outlives Trump. Laugh like hell. Gonna get drunk in the trumpiest bar I can find and bray like a donkey
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I am going to laugh like hell when Biden outlives Trump. Laugh like hell. Gonna get drunk in the trumpiest bar I can find and bray like a donkey
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No, it is NOT Jeffries and Schumer’s job to yell at or about Karoline Leavitt all day. That’s the problem. Y’all think what’s going on is an episode of your favorite tv show. You want to be entertained! YOU 🫵🏻get out there and yell at Karoline Leavitt!
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
No, it is NOT Jeffries and Schumer’s job to yell at or about Karoline Leavitt all day. That’s the problem. Y’all think what’s going on is an episode of your favorite tv show. You want to be entertained! YOU 🫵🏻get out there and yell at Karoline Leavitt!
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
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As the Trump administration clumsily moves toward an unnecessary and irresponsible and narcissistic war with Venezuela, I want to take a brief moment to offer this sentiment to those who voted for him over VP Harris because they believed it would keep us out of unnecessary wars:
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As the Trump administration clumsily moves toward an unnecessary and irresponsible and narcissistic war with Venezuela, I want to take a brief moment to offer this sentiment to those who voted for him over VP Harris because they believed it would keep us out of unnecessary wars:
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
I’m on team “abolish DHS” now. It’s too busted
Homeland Security‘s social media gets more unhinged and master-race-y every day. Today they want us to believe that terrorizing immigrants is “the fight for western civilization.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m on team “abolish DHS” now. It’s too busted
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The US federal government is openly warring against its own nonwhite population in a way no one alive has ever experienced. It’s not even getting to hide it. The overt bigotry is comparable to Jim Crow. And our pathetic, cowed, putrid political class just keeps pretending it isn’t even happening.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The US federal government is openly warring against its own nonwhite population in a way no one alive has ever experienced. It’s not even getting to hide it. The overt bigotry is comparable to Jim Crow. And our pathetic, cowed, putrid political class just keeps pretending it isn’t even happening.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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"This meeting could've been an email/this idiot could've been a crusty sock" energy.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"This meeting could've been an email/this idiot could've been a crusty sock" energy.
There’s a lot of people vaguely alluding to horrors. Kennedy wrote some tawdry shit to that messy chick that reads like bad romantasy dialogue. My wife handed me a copy of Morning Glory Milking Farm once, this stuff is tiny baby hour. If you encounter it you’ll be fine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There’s a lot of people vaguely alluding to horrors. Kennedy wrote some tawdry shit to that messy chick that reads like bad romantasy dialogue. My wife handed me a copy of Morning Glory Milking Farm once, this stuff is tiny baby hour. If you encounter it you’ll be fine.
This reminds me. I was planning on letting Toyota know they’re off the list of potentials next year when the lease on my current car runs out and I go looking to buy an EV. Need to draft that letter right quick.
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This reminds me. I was planning on letting Toyota know they’re off the list of potentials next year when the lease on my current car runs out and I go looking to buy an EV. Need to draft that letter right quick.
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Bill, for all his faults, is at the very least a consistent man. He likes head, he likes it from adults, and he likes those adults to be curvy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bill, for all his faults, is at the very least a consistent man. He likes head, he likes it from adults, and he likes those adults to be curvy.
This is actually genuinely helpful for me. I don’t have one but my partner does have one that flares up from time to time and we get crosswise sometimes because I get angry when she “doesn’t make sense”. I’m going to keep this in mind
Having a mental illness is so funny because you'll explain your thought process to someone and they'll be like, "Well that doesn't make sense," and you're like, "Right, yes, you've grasped the basic concept of mental illness."
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is actually genuinely helpful for me. I don’t have one but my partner does have one that flares up from time to time and we get crosswise sometimes because I get angry when she “doesn’t make sense”. I’m going to keep this in mind
What pisses me off here is that we’re always negotiating and bargaining for things we already won.
Sen. Tim Kaine statement "on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care"
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November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What pisses me off here is that we’re always negotiating and bargaining for things we already won.
I love that their refusal to take back the money as the admin demands just starts with “No.”
Update: Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers refuses Trump administration demand that the state return November SNAP payments wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/11/08/r...
US Supreme Court temporarily blocks November SNAP payments • Wisconsin Examiner
The Supreme Court pause came after the Trump administration solicitor general told the court the federal judge had overstepped his bounds.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love that their refusal to take back the money as the admin demands just starts with “No.”
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy