Emcee Hammerpants
@emceehammerpants.bsky.social
I’m a very grumpy person and I’m not really that smart. If you’re thinking of following me you probably shouldn’t. I have no insights to give you.
Question is, are they actually being honest about it? Because I stopped listening when I concluded they were never going to be able to be honest about a Trump administration
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Question is, are they actually being honest about it? Because I stopped listening when I concluded they were never going to be able to be honest about a Trump administration
Kidneys are for babies
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kidneys are for babies
The cruelty is the point. Domination, pain, all that. They’re just assholes, plain and simple.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The cruelty is the point. Domination, pain, all that. They’re just assholes, plain and simple.
I just thought it was funny when that one dude couldn’t figure out why those other guys were blowing him. That was solid.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I just thought it was funny when that one dude couldn’t figure out why those other guys were blowing him. That was solid.
Still time for baby Jesus to bless us with the best Christmas ever.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Still time for baby Jesus to bless us with the best Christmas ever.
Yeah there’s no universal solution to the problem of communication
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah there’s no universal solution to the problem of communication
I think their opinions have been heard. We’ve given them more than enough deference and presumption of good faith. I think they’ve exhausted all possible goodwill and the only reasonable response now is “sit down or you will be sat down”.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think their opinions have been heard. We’ve given them more than enough deference and presumption of good faith. I think they’ve exhausted all possible goodwill and the only reasonable response now is “sit down or you will be sat down”.
I like all this. My brain is fragged from my work week so I have nothing to add, but I’m enjoying your POV
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I like all this. My brain is fragged from my work week so I have nothing to add, but I’m enjoying your POV
This is a GREAT game. No limit to how many players it can have, either. Biggest game I was in was like twenty people
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is a GREAT game. No limit to how many players it can have, either. Biggest game I was in was like twenty people
I’m not even sure why they’re giving her the dignity of running out her contract.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m not even sure why they’re giving her the dignity of running out her contract.
If he were digested in a vat of acid over the course of 10,000 years and felt it every second of that time I couldn’t muster one iota of pity for him. I would watch his suffering with rapt attention. He is truly the worst human ever shat out of some bitch’s loins and I hope it hurts when he dies.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If he were digested in a vat of acid over the course of 10,000 years and felt it every second of that time I couldn’t muster one iota of pity for him. I would watch his suffering with rapt attention. He is truly the worst human ever shat out of some bitch’s loins and I hope it hurts when he dies.
And it makes them mad when they read things they don’t understand
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And it makes them mad when they read things they don’t understand
For sure, I think that’s all true, but also how do you critique poker from a narrative perspective? That’s my point. Some games don’t really have much narratively or aesthetically TO critique. They’re more about mechanics.
But yes most gamers don’t have the background to read art criticisism
But yes most gamers don’t have the background to read art criticisism
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
For sure, I think that’s all true, but also how do you critique poker from a narrative perspective? That’s my point. Some games don’t really have much narratively or aesthetically TO critique. They’re more about mechanics.
But yes most gamers don’t have the background to read art criticisism
But yes most gamers don’t have the background to read art criticisism
Unless that metric is ticket sales. It made a shitload of money.
But nobody should listen to me, I had a great time watching Love and Thunder.
But nobody should listen to me, I had a great time watching Love and Thunder.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Unless that metric is ticket sales. It made a shitload of money.
But nobody should listen to me, I had a great time watching Love and Thunder.
But nobody should listen to me, I had a great time watching Love and Thunder.
It’s hard to critique games as art because some of them are better critiqued as systems. Their narrative or aesthetic elements may be secondary to their… I dunno… ludolic? (I’m sure there’s a good word) elements. Whether the people bitching about having their games judged take that approach I dunno
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s hard to critique games as art because some of them are better critiqued as systems. Their narrative or aesthetic elements may be secondary to their… I dunno… ludolic? (I’m sure there’s a good word) elements. Whether the people bitching about having their games judged take that approach I dunno
Probably worse. NFL players understand a lot about some elements of physics intuitively, even if they couldn’t necessarily explain them. Trump doesn’t know a goddamn thing about peace except “do what I say and maybe i won’t try to hurt you”.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Probably worse. NFL players understand a lot about some elements of physics intuitively, even if they couldn’t necessarily explain them. Trump doesn’t know a goddamn thing about peace except “do what I say and maybe i won’t try to hurt you”.
It was probably the cost to keep other football team players from getting deported. Honestly might still happen anyway.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It was probably the cost to keep other football team players from getting deported. Honestly might still happen anyway.
Hey I don’t really like anti-unionists on the left either so we’re not really gonna be buddies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey I don’t really like anti-unionists on the left either so we’re not really gonna be buddies.
That one was truly special
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That one was truly special
It’s reasonable to add text to icons until you can safely assume the icons have a fairly universal meaning. I think it’s a fair compromise given the novelty. I like this solution a lot!
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s reasonable to add text to icons until you can safely assume the icons have a fairly universal meaning. I think it’s a fair compromise given the novelty. I like this solution a lot!
And then we have to grit our teeth and care that they voted away that service. The rage is never ending.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And then we have to grit our teeth and care that they voted away that service. The rage is never ending.
I love this take.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I love this take.
Even with drugs, it’s still murder. It doesn’t matter if the entire boat was made of drugs and the men themselves were golems crafted out of cocaine with meth for blood, killing them in this way was still just murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Even with drugs, it’s still murder. It doesn’t matter if the entire boat was made of drugs and the men themselves were golems crafted out of cocaine with meth for blood, killing them in this way was still just murder.
Of no one in particular. Just some guys that they could slap together a flimsy pretext to bomb, goon themselves stupid over the survivors clinging to life in the water for 40 minutes, and then bomb again.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Of no one in particular. Just some guys that they could slap together a flimsy pretext to bomb, goon themselves stupid over the survivors clinging to life in the water for 40 minutes, and then bomb again.