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28 year old Cajun demisexual. He/him 🌈🌈🌈
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
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Water your tree.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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What they thought would happen was that trans kids would go “oh well” and then not be trans anymore.

That’s what they think about trans people generally. That we’re just sort of doing this as a lark, and if they make it inconvenient enough we’ll shrug and move on to something else.
What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I'm disabled, neurodivergent, and a vibrating ball of trauma. The fandom is the only place I've been able to make friends and lifelong connections. I wouldn't have any of that if being part of the community required contribution, and I certainly wouldn't be motivated to develop the skills needed to
shout out to all furries who don’t even do art

never think less of yourself

we are glad to have your company
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Any European countries want to help me escape the American century of humiliation? I'll learn any language.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Five years of work, From early prototypes in 2021 to full neon‑lit mech combat in 2025 — NEUROXUS has evolved drastically.
Watch the full trailer below and see the transformation.

🎬 Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5I9...
🎮 Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3973060/...

#mech #indiedev
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Markiplier being a vampire for 30 seconds

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December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Separate Ways is a great song, but you're listening to it wrong if it's not blaring in the background of a huge building with not a soul but you inside
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People say that I have an unhealthy connection to early 2000s supernatural fiction, but like how could anyone blame me? We all have our quirks.

I am human and I need to be loved.
Just like everybody else does.

I can't wait for a reboot.

See, I've already waited too long,
And all my hope is gone
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Broke: Green Eggs and Ham is about picky eaters

Woke: regardless of what Dr. Seuss originally intended, Green Eggs and Ham is an Allegory for veganism, and Guy-I-Am is a carnist who is unwilling to accept plant based alternatives.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"I'm looking for sensitive guys"

"I'm looking for girls that can cook"

"I'm looking for tall people"

Yeah? Well, I'm looking for
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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grenade launcher go thoop
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Them: "please tell me you didn't invite that weirdo with the door penis to the orgy"
Me: "no babe... Why would I-"
Door penis guy: *zip**ehhhehrrrrrr*
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Story idea:
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Upper management:
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"

Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Dear Leader is very healthy!
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hear me out:
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:

I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games

I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR PLOT HOLE?

SKIDA BADA PLOT HOLE

I have not seen that scene
but did you outline this thing?

#booksky #TomCardy #HYCYBHA
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just checked my word count. 56,763

I fucking did it. I completed Novel November

#booksky #novelnovember
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Other companies:
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"

Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"

And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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🍂Forgotten harvest 🌿
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!

#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Norm Mann and his cousin, Guy Suffering
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM