Dungeon Magister
@dungeonmagister.bsky.social
28 year old Cajun demisexual. He/him 🌈🌈🌈
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
Separate Ways is a great song, but you're listening to it wrong if it's not blaring in the background of a huge building with not a soul but you inside
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Separate Ways is a great song, but you're listening to it wrong if it's not blaring in the background of a huge building with not a soul but you inside
People say that I have an unhealthy connection to early 2000s supernatural fiction, but like how could anyone blame me? We all have our quirks.
I am human and I need to be loved.
Just like everybody else does.
I can't wait for a reboot.
See, I've already waited too long,
And all my hope is gone
I am human and I need to be loved.
Just like everybody else does.
I can't wait for a reboot.
See, I've already waited too long,
And all my hope is gone
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
People say that I have an unhealthy connection to early 2000s supernatural fiction, but like how could anyone blame me? We all have our quirks.
I am human and I need to be loved.
Just like everybody else does.
I can't wait for a reboot.
See, I've already waited too long,
And all my hope is gone
I am human and I need to be loved.
Just like everybody else does.
I can't wait for a reboot.
See, I've already waited too long,
And all my hope is gone
Broke: Green Eggs and Ham is about picky eaters
Woke: regardless of what Dr. Seuss originally intended, Green Eggs and Ham is an Allegory for veganism, and Guy-I-Am is a carnist who is unwilling to accept plant based alternatives.
Woke: regardless of what Dr. Seuss originally intended, Green Eggs and Ham is an Allegory for veganism, and Guy-I-Am is a carnist who is unwilling to accept plant based alternatives.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Broke: Green Eggs and Ham is about picky eaters
Woke: regardless of what Dr. Seuss originally intended, Green Eggs and Ham is an Allegory for veganism, and Guy-I-Am is a carnist who is unwilling to accept plant based alternatives.
Woke: regardless of what Dr. Seuss originally intended, Green Eggs and Ham is an Allegory for veganism, and Guy-I-Am is a carnist who is unwilling to accept plant based alternatives.
"I'm looking for sensitive guys"
"I'm looking for girls that can cook"
"I'm looking for tall people"
Yeah? Well, I'm looking for
"I'm looking for girls that can cook"
"I'm looking for tall people"
Yeah? Well, I'm looking for
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"I'm looking for sensitive guys"
"I'm looking for girls that can cook"
"I'm looking for tall people"
Yeah? Well, I'm looking for
"I'm looking for girls that can cook"
"I'm looking for tall people"
Yeah? Well, I'm looking for
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grenade launcher go thoop
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
grenade launcher go thoop
Them: "please tell me you didn't invite that weirdo with the door penis to the orgy"
Me: "no babe... Why would I-"
Door penis guy: *zip**ehhhehrrrrrr*
Me: "no babe... Why would I-"
Door penis guy: *zip**ehhhehrrrrrr*
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Them: "please tell me you didn't invite that weirdo with the door penis to the orgy"
Me: "no babe... Why would I-"
Door penis guy: *zip**ehhhehrrrrrr*
Me: "no babe... Why would I-"
Door penis guy: *zip**ehhhehrrrrrr*
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Story idea:
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Story idea:
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
Assassin that refuses to kill children, so his boss tells him he isn't getting paid because he didn't "tie up the loose ends", so he revives the target, they form a fucked up relationship and raise the kid
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Upper management:
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Upper management:
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
"We can demolish this bathroom. We have too many bathrooms on the floor anyway!"
Also upper management:
"We increased headcount 20% to increase our output. Why are the bathrooms always full???"
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Dear Leader is very healthy!
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Dear Leader is very healthy!
Hear me out:
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hear me out:
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Secret Santa, but you name 5+ things you like and three+ gifts you DON'T want.
EX:
I like
- Helldivers 2
- Warhammer 40k
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Vampires
- Books
- Tabletop Games
I do not want:
- Coffee mugs (pls no more)
- Funko Pops (bobbleheads okay tho)
- gift cards (cash is better)
Just checked my word count. 56,763
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Just checked my word count. 56,763
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
I fucking did it. I completed Novel November
#booksky #novelnovember
Other companies:
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Other companies:
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
"Happy holidays! Here's a deal on this *thing* we think you'll like!"
Warhammer:
"Here's $300 worth of plastic for $300"
And people STILL buy the $300 worth of plastic every time. Mattel could never
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🍂Forgotten harvest 🌿
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🍂Forgotten harvest 🌿
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Made my piece for @lichjuliorra.bsky.social 's ivent, YOO-HOO!!!
#art #digitalart #drawing #draw #украрт #ukrart #krita
Norm Mann and his cousin, Guy Suffering
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Norm Mann and his cousin, Guy Suffering
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Will I be right? Will the AI crash be tomorrow?
I sincerely hope so!
I sincerely hope so!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Will I be right? Will the AI crash be tomorrow?
I sincerely hope so!
I sincerely hope so!
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Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
It's ugly, but it's mine :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's ugly, but it's mine :)
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“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine