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Dungeon Magister
@dungeonmagister.bsky.social
28 year old Cajun demisexual. He/him 🌈🌈🌈
9 years of Game Mastery 🗡️
Writer by trade. Blue collar laborer by necessity.
Resident dad friend.
Wa- um what - err

What dat tongue do?
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Mr. Crabs helping a teenage girl with her homework", circa 2009
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In my setting, there are three seasons: Frostfall, Blooming, and Reaping. The Haze and South Luran don't have a Frostfall. It's just tropical rainforests and Lush, windy grassland steppe (respectively) year round.
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am literally a lurker with PTSD. I try really hard to interact with people, but even then, I'm a total hermit.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love Helldivers, but every single time the Incineration Corps shows up on a bot world, it makes me put the game down for a couple of days.
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Tenacious D and The Beer Of Destiny
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Real law enforcement doesn't tear gas innocent people.

Real law enforcement pulls the helmet off their head, goes "RAAAGGHHHH" and falls over.
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Them: "the perfect assault rifle doesn't exist"

Me:
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I sought you out after I left twitter. I tried to find a lot of the same people I followed on different platforms, but your investment in a character that I always felt never got enough representation as well as your art gave me special interest.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I haven't been into Destiny since Forsaken. Did they ever cut down on the "every time they release a DLC, the new equipment is just better than the old stuff"?
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM