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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 8h

ate a brazilian cheese roll and have transcended. i no longer know what video games cost. i have never heard of "maine"

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed @surber.bsky.social · 8h

EXCEPT MITCHELL AT THE AUTO ZONE YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23h

New Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula

nebula.tv/videos/philo...

Philosophy Tube — You're Wrong About Birth Rates & Ageing Populations

Birth rates and ageing populations: a genuine problem, or made up?

nebula.tv

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 22h

can’t take this one away from him though

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 22h

Republicans keep you from getting food and when there is food they throw it out right in front of your face

CNBC: Millions of families at risk as government shutdown impacts SNAP funding

ProPublica: Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 1d

Transphobia is a totalizing ideology that destroys lives and consumes every community that flirts with it.

Jeremy Levine @jeremylevine.bsky.social · 1d

His high school is saying that a boy, who was born a boy with boy parts, must play on the girl's team to ensure "fairness." He's not trans. A doctor submitted a note that he is "a biological male." The school makes him use a separate bathroom. www.fox13now.com/us-news/birt...

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes very funny Linda, now open the damn window. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Black and white photo taken from inside a home, looking out of a window. Perched on the sill outside is a shorthaired tabby cat, looking peevishly inside as if waiting to be let in.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 2d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 2d

What @tbone.malware-virus.biz said. Platner had a great platform and was doing better messaging than 99.9% of politicians. But you gotta drop someone when this happens. We need more people with that platform.

timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d

I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 2d

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

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Kevin Chamberlin @kcham.bsky.social · 2d

hell yeah - order yours in time for The 2025 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl.

Aldi unveils jacket potato jacket complete with silver foil poncho

Supermarket chain Aldi has teamed up with London fashion brand Agro Studio to create a puffer coat that resembles a giant baked potato.

www.dezeen.com

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Drunk Corps Int. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social · 2d

thankfully Brazil also had the freshest coffee I've ever tasted

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

What a magnificent sentence

Drunk Corps Int. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social · 2d

blacked out on caipirinhas in Rio and still woke up with my trombone AND untattooed

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Drunk Corps Int. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social · 2d

blacked out on caipirinhas in Rio and still woke up with my trombone AND untattooed

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

people opening the funny papers in October 1982:

edited screenshots from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson appears distressed as he looks out of a car from the driver seat. there are 4 crude cow tools resting on the windowsill. he says, "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared."

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Drunk Corps Int. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social · 2d

Florence + The Machine

vs

Barnum & Bailey

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 3d

Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)

An ex-revolutionory (Coach Z, in the background) worries about finding his dorter. Homestar Runner spwings into action with a loaded pisto.

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David Rafferty @davidrafferty.bsky.social · 3d

Ah, the two 2020s theft joke templates side by side.

Stolen Louvre jewellery found safe and sound inside the British museum

wwn
Waterford Whispers News & 17h •
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training Al Software
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isaac 🍂 @androgynyfiend.bsky.social · 3d

literal actual fascists: we must eradicate transgenderism

libs: you're not a real anti-fascist if you take a hardline on protecting trans rights

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

Jim Amendments has me covered

Jim Amendments meme of Stone Cold Steve Austin labeled "The Third Amendment" giving the finger to Shawn Michaels labeled "700 marines eyeing the futon in me and my roomates flex 2br in Santa Monica"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 4d

She was legally declared a victim of a crime in a court of law, she was not an "accuser," she was a VICTIM

NBC: NEW ALLEGATIONS FROM EPSTEIN ACCUSER MEMOIRE

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 3d

The regime eliminates another freedom

Sam Khan Jr. @skhanjr.bsky.social · 3d

Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt just announced that they will no longer "encourage or permit" tortillas to be thrown at opening kickoff of home games to avoid potential penalties hurting the team.

Hocutt joined Joey McGuire for his weekly presser and opened it with a statement about the tortillas.

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