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“We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.” -Carl Sagan
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jellyzedsy.bsky.social
I just woke up from a dream where Rick Ross asked me to make him an Asian-themed crochet blanket.
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protestcheese.bsky.social
didn’t you vote for a bill thanking ice a few months ago
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dmihalopoulos.bsky.social
This version is confirmed, by Hoffman Estates police, puncturing the official DHS statement.

At this point, there is a statement from DHS re 🧊 activities in the Chicago area that’s refuted in similar fashion on nearly a daily basis at a minimum over the past week
congressmanraja.bsky.social
Despite what some, including at DHS, are claiming, this video isn’t from a year ago in Chicago. It was Friday in Hoffman Estates, in my district, a street I’ve walked myself. It appears to show a child being violently detained by ICE. It’s real, and I’m demanding accountability.
jellyzedsy.bsky.social
Staying up late again knowing that Tomorrow Me is gonna be miserable.
jellyzedsy.bsky.social
I don’t have enough time in a day to relax. It’s either be on all day and collapse or try to get some chill time and then feel guilty about it. Or miss a deadline. Ugh.
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badgerbaseball.bsky.social
#Brewers turn the craziest double play I’ve ever seen
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nowbacktome.bsky.social
Youngest nephew said he wanted to be a Power Ranger for Halloween so of course cool unc had to make his sword. I went overboard with this model 1:1 scale so it's probably taller than him. Gotta assemble and ship it. #3DPrint
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bencollins.bsky.social
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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iwriteok.bsky.social
since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter
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theonion.com
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
jellyzedsy.bsky.social
Fuck ☹️
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
jellyzedsy.bsky.social
I need to get around to making that 1996 MTV YouTube playlist I’ve been meaning to make.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
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dreadships.bsky.social
There's a Goodness Gracious Me sketch based on the Indian dad who claims everything is secretly Indian in origin, and on this occasion he'd be right
nickkodama.bsky.social
lol they're doing the thing again
Serving in the U.S. Navy was one of the greatest honors of my life.
Happy 250th Birthday to the United States Navy. INS Godavari (F20)+INS Brahmaputra (F31)+INS Beas (F39).jpg