Reverend Lucifer Johnson
@protestcheese.bsky.social
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these commercials trying to sell you masculinity are really fucking weird. “you’re not a messenger, you’re a MAN”. bitch, what?
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
these commercials trying to sell you masculinity are really fucking weird. “you’re not a messenger, you’re a MAN”. bitch, what?
this is all i’ve been watching for 4 days and it’s been great
Wait, Shout TV is streaming a Get A Life Marathon and no one told me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this is all i’ve been watching for 4 days and it’s been great
crazy disclaimer for Fender to have to put on the replica of Morello’s Arm the Homeless guitar.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
crazy disclaimer for Fender to have to put on the replica of Morello’s Arm the Homeless guitar.
having a hard time not buying this
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
having a hard time not buying this
gotta be honest. most of the movies i’ve liked i’ve seen more than six times. i tend to rewatch things i really liked more than look for something new. i think my attention span is dead
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
gotta be honest. most of the movies i’ve liked i’ve seen more than six times. i tend to rewatch things i really liked more than look for something new. i think my attention span is dead
Wait, Shout TV is streaming a Get A Life Marathon and no one told me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait, Shout TV is streaming a Get A Life Marathon and no one told me.
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OMGGGGGGGGG THIS IS MY PRINT! ON A WALL!!!
omg omg omg omg @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OMGGGGGGGGG THIS IS MY PRINT! ON A WALL!!!
not to try to upstage this momentous event, but when I left Burger King today they gave me a crown so...
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
not to try to upstage this momentous event, but when I left Burger King today they gave me a crown so...
guys, this book is a good read. especially if chicago indie labels is something you’d be interested in.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
guys, this book is a good read. especially if chicago indie labels is something you’d be interested in.
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On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
obviously the evilness is the worst part of this administration, but the stupidity is the most tiring
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
obviously the evilness is the worst part of this administration, but the stupidity is the most tiring
i do wish everyone would stop giving me updates on everything they do. i’m not everyone’s everything manager. go get coffee, do check your emails, just stop telling me about it. you’re all good boys and girls. promise.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i do wish everyone would stop giving me updates on everything they do. i’m not everyone’s everything manager. go get coffee, do check your emails, just stop telling me about it. you’re all good boys and girls. promise.
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Etsy is giving y'all 20% off your entire order (up to $10) with the coupon code EXTRA20 - but it's only for today. Let Etsy foot the bill for you while artists like me still get paid:
hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com
hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Etsy is giving y'all 20% off your entire order (up to $10) with the coupon code EXTRA20 - but it's only for today. Let Etsy foot the bill for you while artists like me still get paid:
hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com
hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com
my new lotion scent is also my drag name.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my new lotion scent is also my drag name.
when a car wants to lay on your chest, so you let them. then they’ve had enough of you so they walk away only to run back to you like you’re the asshole who pushed them away
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
when a car wants to lay on your chest, so you let them. then they’ve had enough of you so they walk away only to run back to you like you’re the asshole who pushed them away
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![A Calvin and Hobbs comic with Calvin refusing to answer a math question because the question violates his religious beliefs. The text of the comic has been altered to read, “I cannot answer this question, as [trans people existing is] against my religious principles.”
Calvin sitting at a desk in a classroom
First panel: question 2+7=_____
Second panel: the above text.
Third panel: Calvin inspecting his answer.
Fourth panel: Calvin saying, “it’s worth a shot.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sryiimnoaw5mn4af56e2sjac/bafkreicycf3qlmattz7ydekmh5nfwqz26dp7rdditrqhly7kbedxb3ljs4@jpeg)
This thing where a company gets hacked and you SSN and personal information get taken so they give you 12 months of credit monitoring is bullshit. They need actual consequences and we need to know our shit is protected indefinitely. You fucks dropped the ball, and refuse to do better
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This thing where a company gets hacked and you SSN and personal information get taken so they give you 12 months of credit monitoring is bullshit. They need actual consequences and we need to know our shit is protected indefinitely. You fucks dropped the ball, and refuse to do better
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You actually don’t deserve to win an election if you are telling people they will have to give up some of their human rights to win and that they should be happy to do so.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You actually don’t deserve to win an election if you are telling people they will have to give up some of their human rights to win and that they should be happy to do so.
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“If you don’t support a candidate openly saying he wants to curtail the rights of trans folks you’re helping the republicans “.
Nope it’s not the republicans running an anti human rights candidate who continues to support fascist claims in regards to human rights as a democrat.
Nope it’s not the republicans running an anti human rights candidate who continues to support fascist claims in regards to human rights as a democrat.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“If you don’t support a candidate openly saying he wants to curtail the rights of trans folks you’re helping the republicans “.
Nope it’s not the republicans running an anti human rights candidate who continues to support fascist claims in regards to human rights as a democrat.
Nope it’s not the republicans running an anti human rights candidate who continues to support fascist claims in regards to human rights as a democrat.
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If you tell people their rights are going to need to be curtailed to win You actually deserve to lose so badly people understand it for what it is. Authoritarian nonsense and technocratic governance. The neoliberals need to be destroyed so badly they can never hold power again at any level.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you tell people their rights are going to need to be curtailed to win You actually deserve to lose so badly people understand it for what it is. Authoritarian nonsense and technocratic governance. The neoliberals need to be destroyed so badly they can never hold power again at any level.
ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Pianu Reeves
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Pianu Reeves
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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Northwestern’s leaders will likely try to justify their choice to appease fascist extortion with some BS about needing to help researchers get federal funds that were illegally withheld, so it’s important to note that virtually all of the researchers said not to.
So apparently the administrators at Northwestern have caved to the extortionist demands of the Feds. Faculty voted 595-4 AGAINST this measure.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Northwestern’s leaders will likely try to justify their choice to appease fascist extortion with some BS about needing to help researchers get federal funds that were illegally withheld, so it’s important to note that virtually all of the researchers said not to.
i need a job on msnbc or fox or something. you can just be the dumbest son of a bitch and they act like everything you say is so thoughtful.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i need a job on msnbc or fox or something. you can just be the dumbest son of a bitch and they act like everything you say is so thoughtful.