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She/her; team ADHD; queer mom. I like sparkles, dragons, and MAD SCIENCE: I make stuff that looks pretty, smells good, and/or goes clickyclack.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · Mar 9
Y’all my tiny jewelry empire is absolutely out of control and I have NO SPACE to make new things, so I am running a dice sale to get the old stuff out of the way TO MAKE MORE STUFF

www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
Dice | Dragonsworn
Individually poured, painted, and polished one-of-a-kind resin math rocks for discerning dice goblins.
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Y’all my current KU roulette book has literal ads inserted between chapters. On the one hand, I respect the hustle. On the other, YEETED INTO THE SUN
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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ewacat.bsky.social
the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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Dear writers room: this is not the bi rep we asked for
peark.es George Pearkes @peark.es · 1d
North Carolina x Kyrsten Sinema: alienation of affection suit complaint edition.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
20. That same year, in 2022, Defendant’s head of security hired Mr. Ammel to work as a security detail for Defendant. 21. At that time, Defendant was serving as a United States Senator for the State of Arizona. 22. In April 2022, Mr. Ammel began working for Defendant. 23. In the fall of 2023, Defendant’s head of security resigned from her position. Prior to leaving, Defendant’s head of security expressed to Mr. Ammel she had concerns Defendant was having sexual relations with other security members. She encouraged Mr. Ammel to leave with her, but Mr. Ammel decided to stay due to the financial security of the job. 24. In addition to accompanying Defendant to various work events, Mr. Ammel accompanied Defendant on several trips and went with her alone to Napa Valley, California in the fall of 2023. Upon returning home from Napa Valley, Mr. Ammel appeared uncomfortable and informed Plaintiff that if anyone had seen them together on the trip, it would have appeared as if they were on a romantic getaway. 26. In or around 2023, Defendant traveled to Charlotte, North Carolina, for a work event. Mr. Ammel met Defendant at the airport and provided her security for the event. 27. Beginning in January 2024, while Plaintiff, Mr. Ammel, and the Children were residing in Moore County, North Carolina, Plaintiff discovered Defendant frequently messaging Mr. Ammel on Signal, the messaging app. Defendant had knowledge Mr. Ammel was residing in North Carolina at the time she sent the messages, and Mr. Ammel received the messages while residing at the marital residence in Moore County, North Carolina. The messages exceeded the bounds of a normal working relationship and were of romantic and lascivious natures. 28. Plaintiff discovered messages which included a picture of Defendant wrapped in a towel; Defendant offered to help Mr. Ammel work through his mental health challenges and Mr. Ammel agreed; Mr. Ammel stated to Defendant he was intimidated by her and Defendant asked why because she only wants to be intimidating to her opponents, not to people she likes; Defendant suggested for Mr. Ammel to bring MDMA drugs on a work trip so that she could guide him through a psychedelic experience. 30. Around that same time, Mr. Ammel traveled to Pennsylvania for a work trip with Staccato. During his free time, Mr. Ammel attended a baseball game by himself, but messaged Defendant during the game stating he was going to start a “fuck the troops” chant. Defendant responded stating she would “fuck the hot ones.” 31. Defendant and Mr. Ammel messaged about having sex missionary style with the lights on, and Defendant stated “Boring!” 32. In March 2024, Defendant requested Mr. Ammel serve as her security at the Extra Innings Festival in Phoenix, Arizona. Mr. Ammel acknowledged to Plaintiff that Defendant was handsy with him at this event. Defendant held his hand and touched him. Mr. Ammel expressed to Plaintiff he didn’t know how to get out of the situation without offending Defendant. In June 2024, Defendant requested Mr. Ammel travel to New York City to be her security and guest for a wedding. From New York City, Defendant and Mr. Ammel flew to Defendant’s house in Scottsdale, Arizona where they stayed together alone. That same month, Defendant offered Mr. Ammel a salary position and placed him on her senate staff as a Defense and National Security Fellow. Mr. Ammel then worked as Defendant’s personal security guard as well as her senate staff member. Around that same time, Plaintiff discovered more messages between Defendant and Mr. Ammel. Defendant expressed to Mr. Ammel she keeps waking up during her sleep and reaching over for his arms to hold her. Plaintiff confronted Mr. Ammel. In the following months, Mr. Ammel struggled to admit to Plaintiff he was having an affair with Defendant but was vocal that he was leaving Plaintiff and that they were divorcing. Mr. Ammel continued to work for Defendant as her security guard and senate staff member, traveling to various states and cities within the United States and internationally. In July 2024, Mr. Ammel took their minor child, C.A., to Washington, D.C. for a work trip. Mr. Ammel and C.A. attended the Green Day concert with Defendant, and Defendant provided C.A. a tour of the United States Capitol.
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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gothicneo.bsky.social
If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Today in ADHD: “oh this is so pretty I wonder how it’s made”

*ten hours of fevered haze later*

“And so that’s why I spent $300 on fabric and I set up the sewing machine in the guest room and hey where are you going”
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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If I have to keep flipping back to the chapter heading to figure out which character I’m currently reading about, mmmmaaaybe polyam romance is not your genre
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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authoremmabarry.bsky.social
I (32F) enlisted the help of a guy (35M) who loathes me to uncover a secret society from the 1770s that seized control of the US government. but here's the thing, they're still around and murderous, so he and I had to go on the run together. but come on, how could I have foreseen that? AITA?
melonreads.bsky.social Melanie/Mel @melonreads.bsky.social · 3d
I meant to post this in December but alas, time got away from me:

Romance authors, if you have a 2026 release coming out (or it just came out), promo it in the form of an AITA post. And please, if you can, drop a buy link or a GR link. Let’s topple some TBR piles.
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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shakespeare.lol
[Exit Bastard.]
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Repost this with your home river!

The Scioto, specifically the part with comically weird-ass art installations.
Leatherlips Monument, Scioto Park, Dublin OH
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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dannyvegito.bsky.social
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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at least my agèd weeb heart has this joy
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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The fourth was a hard choice! Runner-ups: DAI (2014), Soul Edge (1996), Full Throttle (1995).
The Dig, 1995 Final Fantasy X, 2001 The Sands of Time, 2003 Mass Effect 2, 2010
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I picked up P5R on the steam sale and, having never touched this franchise before, I have a question: is EVERY Persona game an endless cavalcade of creepy sex shit? Every time they introduce a new adult NPC I do a little “please don’t be a rapist” chant
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Today is Nashville’s romance bookstore’s grand opening, which has been planned for like a year but ooooooooooof
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Gentle reminder: a person’s current relationship is not necessarily the whole of their sexuality.

Bi and pan people exist. Please stop pretending we don’t. Please. It makes everything so much worse.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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The plugin I use to track custom order information, like oh say WHAT SOMEONE WANTS THEIR PERFUME TO SMELL LIKE, updated and in so doing wiped all that custom information off orders in progress and I think my heart is going to explode
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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This morning all three of my dogs have decided to pose like an 80s family portrait and it is incredible.
Three dog morning: corgis in the foreground, with Charlie the brindle brown and white on the left looking directly at the camera; Ceres, the merle with her pale brown face patches and bright blue eyes also looking directly at the camera; then Rufus, the comically enormous brown ridgeback hound behind them looking off away into the distance like he’s thinking about Tony and wondering what he is doing
January 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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TIMELINE CLEANSE

1) pls enjoy this ridiculous muppet dog extravagantly telling Mr DeMille she is ready for her closeup

2) the gup has an audition for the jazz club’s spring Gershwin concert, so my house is full of a clarinet in a train costume and it is GLORIOUS
Ceres the blue Merle corgi is laying on her back with her entire white undercarriage exposed. She looks like a floofy little cloud OF EVIL
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
To cheese, or not to cheese? 🧀
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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I have a monthly alarm to change my alarm tone because that’s about when my brain starts tuning it out and sleeping right through it. I CANNOT use an English GPS voice, and learned numbers and directions in languages I didn’t already know so I can swap that too. “Just set a reminder” is ADHD BANE.
pookleblinky.bsky.social Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11d
Everyone with ADHD knows how fast you ignore a reminder, whether digital or actual sticky note, after seeing it a few times. Your mind will glance right past it, almost immediately.

Todo list apps completely forget that this happens.
pookleblinky.bsky.social Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11d
A cool audhd thing to do is make a lifescript to randomly pick shit for you to do: randomly spit out one of the books you're actively reading, things to study or a project you're working on, a room to clean, dish to make, etc.

Highly recommend outsourcing your executive function to dicerolls.
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Every time someone in a movie unrolls a giant canvas Mona Lisa I sigh so loudly everyone in the house knows exactly what has happened on-screen.
thefilmcanary.bsky.social The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 13d
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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This is the greatest game I have ever played.
A screenshot of Vampire Therapist, where Edmund Kean, the overwrought Victorian actor vampire, asks his vampire cowboy therapist Sam if they can be roommates. All four response choices are “No!”
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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fozmeadows.bsky.social
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM