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Cal
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I like sparkles, dragons, and MAD SCIENCE: I make stuff that looks pretty, smells good, and/or goes clickyclack. I talk about my dogs and nerd shit equally.

Shop: http://dragonsworn.net/
#Dice Commissions: http://dragonsworn.net/dice-commissions
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Y’all my tiny jewelry empire is absolutely out of control and I have NO SPACE to make new things, so I am running a dice sale to get the old stuff out of the way TO MAKE MORE STUFF

www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
Dice | Dragonsworn
Individually poured, painted, and polished one-of-a-kind resin math rocks for discerning dice goblins.
www.dragonsworn.net
If I win the Powerball all of the discretionary fun money gets poured into a FF7-style remake of Eternal Darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I waited to do my bulk supply orders because I got increasingly more intense emails from said suppliers talking about their giant 40% off sales and y’all 40% off 5 gal refined coconut oil is A LOT

Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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So yeah, if you're looking for smaller shops to frequent this holiday season, and the rest of the year, maybe check out this Starter Pack I made this past week. It's full of people that will actually appreciate your patronage, and pay their rent and put food on their tables.

go.bsky.app/HLRLhda
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I would very much like a The Music of Supergiant Games symphonic production à la the Distant Worlds FF tour.
It's 🔥Five Years since the launch of HADES v1.0🔥!

Please enjoy this new rendition of 'In the Blood', featuring the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSp...
Hades - In The Blood (Anniversary Mix)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Oh hey look, 1980s flavor Blue Prince for sale!
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s.

Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.

This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔

This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.

THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cannot believe there is legit some It’s About Ethics In Journalism shit literally happening rn
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!

view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...

Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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no truer words
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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It's day two of our big 25% off sale!

Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers!

http://thebrokencirc...
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Scrolling through all games on the Steam sale when one is too ADHD to perfect filters is always a ride because there’s seventeen different versions of Fallout and Elder Scrolls, sprinkles of games that look interesting, and then shit like “MILF Farm” and “Erotic Tentacle Trap Dungeon”
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I still have yet to see the alleged poem, so this whole morning on Bluesky has been like reading Robert Chambers' "King in Yellow" stories where all of the characters speak in hushed tones about the play that drives people insane, but you never really get to see what's in it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
These groups also prey on the uniquely American condition that hospital birth is prohibitively expensive, often even with insurance. Homebirth shit like this turns that crippling terror over being able to afford a doctor into a power statement that you don’t need one anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So they’re cancelling their healthcare plans and pensions, right?
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
US cinema was given the gift of Hugh Jackman because Tom Cruise is an enormous asshole who toxic masculinity’d Dougray Scott into breaking his ankle mere weeks before X-Men production was due to start and they had to recast Wolverine in a hurry.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Spite
if you survived perimenopause what is your secret
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
1) Gargoyles generally and this ep specifically is the reason why I have an English degree and wrote my thesis on modern interpretations of Shakespeare, DO RECOMMEND

2) my childhood bff and I have been working “I GROW WEARY OF THIS” in Terrence Mann voice into everyday conversation for thirty years
We're here with Greg Weisman talking gatherings on Avalon, the Eyrie, the Clock Tower, baby Alexander, the clan reunion, Xanatos’s karma. Heartbreak, hope—and we might ruffle feathers with our Oberon take.

Available on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Audible, Spotify, and your podcatcher of choice!
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
That little dude had better be left-handed.
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM