Doug Messel
@dougmessel.com
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Current: writer, dad, and content marketer Past: carhartt coverall and goose call enthusiast
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Also this is only because I started watching a terrible rip of MD Geist this afternoon and the company is top of mind
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media.tenor.com
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I’m not fixing that typo
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The rights to Central Park Media’s 1990d library of titles, but they’re only released on HD-DVD
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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davidjroth.bsky.social
It's wild that when Trump talks about how they're getting rid of Democrat Programs and keeping Republican Programs he means "public health" and "Sicario Fantasy Camp: Chicagoland." Full polarization, to the point where anything aimed at keeping people alive or alleviating suffering is woke bullshit.
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robmacwolf.thevoice.dog
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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faineg.bsky.social
I have long believed that we should be WAY more vocal about how police and ICE constantly murder dogs, and I think this is great messaging actually.

The reality is that you can mobilize a whole lot of usually tuned-out Americans around a “someone is being mean to hecking doggos” cause.
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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effingcandleco.bsky.social
Halloween is coming. Stay vigilant 😤
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melissagiragrant.com
we’ve gone so far past “sex workers are the canaries in the coal mine” re: internet freedom, to an internet that’s run off and robbed from all the sex workers in order to replace them with planet-destroying simulations of sex workers
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
dougmessel.com
Any journalist who talks to Kris Kobach for any reason should definitely ask about this.
originalsp.in
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach Sam Douglass, Vermont state senator
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
It is at least *interesting* that the people making this supposedly world-changing technology think its most profitable use cases are: social media videos and sexting.
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Buying a newspaper specifically to look at the want ads and getting mad about it
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Goddamn.
flavorflav.bsky.social
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
dougmessel.com
You sound like my second grader bitching because I downgraded our Paramount Plus sub to the one with ads because he’s the only one who uses it to watch Loud House and frankly seeing toy commercials is an integral part of childhood
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kibblesmith.com
Sorry luddites but this technology is here to stay and if you are not learning to use these tools then you are falling behind.
dougmessel.com
I miss the days when I could pay $20 and get a year’s subscription to at least two men’s magazines and a shitty nylon duffle that immediately gets shoved in the back of my closet but even I know that’s unsustainable in this climate.
dougmessel.com
Oh my god shut the fuck up
doclt.bsky.social
No. How dare you insist I pay you and then take 10 seconds additional out of my life to make me watch a fucking ad? Either give it to me free and make me watch ads to pay for it, or don’t give me ads if I’ve paid for it.Otherwise, I’m not reading your work at all.
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
with your help, i believe sojo.net can become the new Washington Post.
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jamellebouie.net
we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
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My first real card was an AMEX Blue for Students all the way back in 2007. The supposed benefits were (and are) actually terrible for someone like me, so I’m excited to dig into this story.
amandamull.bsky.social
If you’ve ever wondered What’s The Deal with the high fees ($795 and $895!), free hotel rooms, event ticket presales, airport lounges, and dinner reservations that these cards promise to users and what the underlying business actually is, I have answers. 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers
The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.
www.bloomberg.com
dougmessel.com
Happy birthday, friend!
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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premeemohamed.com
More writers need to watch all the seasons of HOW IT'S MADE because they for whatever reason have NO idea how the world works, or how things work, or how things work in the world, and then it shows up in their fiction and makes me yell and swear and pace and weep and rend my clothes in despair.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat