Actual Unseelie
@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious. Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise. Any opinions you agree with are my own.
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To do list:
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner
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Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians
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I think down there they call 'em talkabouts
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Ichiban sign spotted at No Kings protest in Chicago
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mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
Oh, that didn't last long. She just texted me a video about how "radio waves" from smart watches cause cancer or something.
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TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
Yeah you're just spitting facts here, I think
As much as I dread having any kind of ideological conversation with my mom, I am proud of her for getting out of her comfort zone and going to the protests today. I think there is value in breaking that first seal and witnessing the power of collective action.
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enters your home and does this
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I think the final confirmation that “New Atheism” was in reality an Islamophobic movement piggybacking off War on Terror hysteria is that Bill Maher is now quoting the Bible to support his Zionist beliefs
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Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
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all time best version of this meme
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if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
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Repeat after me, kids:

This is a social media platform, it's not debate club. Shut up you fucking nerd, we don't owe you our time and energy.
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
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More than halfway through this year's Inktober Challenge! LET'S GO o/
#inktober #inktober25 #mtg #magicthegathering #art
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“Viewed as too much of an echo chamber”
Dog have you had a substantive critique of a political figure gain minor traction? I’ve had Carney stans foaming at the mouth in my replies
I see endless posts excoriating legacy media and institutional actors for staying on Twitter. They don't fully migrate because bluesky is viewed as too much of an echo chamber. It will never be a viable mainstream competitor so long as it only houses an insular slice of the body politic.
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
Who's your favorite recurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?
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when people say this they're always talking about nazi voices, never about anarchist/communist/socialist voices
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
Going around to all the computers in the office disabling the caps lock key
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... but babygirl, daddy 𝘪𝘴 Pagliacci