Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
Damn fool cartoon man on the liver transplant list. Got a spare liver? Call 0800-LIVER.
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Only reads Hobo Joe Comics.
Worthing, UK
Pinned
Edward Carter
@dotmund.bsky.social
· Aug 8
I only read Hobo Joe Comics
Now the proud owner of two variceal bands in my oesophagus
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Now the proud owner of two variceal bands in my oesophagus
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A #Hoopoe today. #needlefelted over wire with a wax beak. I keep watching out for one #artAdventCalendar #orange #birdwatching
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A #Hoopoe today. #needlefelted over wire with a wax beak. I keep watching out for one #artAdventCalendar #orange #birdwatching
The Rosetta Bone helped archaeologists and historians decipher what gave King Ptolemy V Epiphanes a hard-on.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Rosetta Bone helped archaeologists and historians decipher what gave King Ptolemy V Epiphanes a hard-on.
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All come all ye faithful to my little shoppe 💘🎄🐦
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hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
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December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
All come all ye faithful to my little shoppe 💘🎄🐦
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit
Join our club
Join our club
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit
Join our club
Join our club
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
Whenever I see a "celebrity" being interviewed and they reveal the reason for their fame is being an "influencer", I want to die.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Whenever I see a "celebrity" being interviewed and they reveal the reason for their fame is being an "influencer", I want to die.
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I’m sad to hear of the passing of Michael Turner, at 91, one of the very greatest aviation, motorsport & #F1 artists. He was also a kind & friendly man. #RIPMichaelTurner
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m sad to hear of the passing of Michael Turner, at 91, one of the very greatest aviation, motorsport & #F1 artists. He was also a kind & friendly man. #RIPMichaelTurner
Sutton v Shrewsbury on TV this afternoon, get your mutton cooking if you haven't already
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sutton v Shrewsbury on TV this afternoon, get your mutton cooking if you haven't already
Bloke behind us in the queue at Aldi this morning's trolley contained a soft toy, batteries and 32 bags of self raising flour
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bloke behind us in the queue at Aldi this morning's trolley contained a soft toy, batteries and 32 bags of self raising flour
White cum? After Labor Day?
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
White cum? After Labor Day?
Featuring an unimaginably high amount of dogging content for a game show about snooker
Day six of the UD advent calendar features the Big Break Christmas Special from 1992, from back in the day when Jim fucking Davidson was on primetime BBC1.
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The Unexpected Delirium Advent Calendar, Day 6: This is Our Christmas Everest - The Big Break Christmas Special, 1992
If you ever wanted reminding that the past is a foreign country, let's not forget that Jim Davidson was once a primetime star on BBC1. Lest we forget.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Featuring an unimaginably high amount of dogging content for a game show about snooker
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All the other FIFA Prize Winners:
Literature: Richard Osman
Economics: The Count off of Sesame Street
Physics: Egon Spengler
Chemistry: Boots
Medicine: Margaret Gaviscon
Literature: Richard Osman
Economics: The Count off of Sesame Street
Physics: Egon Spengler
Chemistry: Boots
Medicine: Margaret Gaviscon
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
All the other FIFA Prize Winners:
Literature: Richard Osman
Economics: The Count off of Sesame Street
Physics: Egon Spengler
Chemistry: Boots
Medicine: Margaret Gaviscon
Literature: Richard Osman
Economics: The Count off of Sesame Street
Physics: Egon Spengler
Chemistry: Boots
Medicine: Margaret Gaviscon
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Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
I hate Biff from Back To The Future. But he's now the President of America so you can't criticise him too harshly.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hate Biff from Back To The Future. But he's now the President of America so you can't criticise him too harshly.
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Fucking taking the fucking peace prize…
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fucking taking the fucking peace prize…
Got a camel Christmas tree decoration
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got a camel Christmas tree decoration
You can't use a nork as a ruler, just stop it
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You can't use a nork as a ruler, just stop it
MSG being bad for your health is not just a crock of shit, it's a lie with racially-motivated overtones. I recommend everyone add MSG to anything proudly stating that it contains no MSG.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
MSG being bad for your health is not just a crock of shit, it's a lie with racially-motivated overtones. I recommend everyone add MSG to anything proudly stating that it contains no MSG.
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Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
I tell you what racing driver from the past few decades doesn't get the respect they deserve in European circles: Michael Andretti.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I tell you what racing driver from the past few decades doesn't get the respect they deserve in European circles: Michael Andretti.
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It has been suggested that my novel, "Ten Draculas", owes much by way of inspiration to the Irish writer Bram Stoker and his earlier 1897 novel "Dracula". A deeply stupid claim. Mine has nine more Draculas.
May 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It has been suggested that my novel, "Ten Draculas", owes much by way of inspiration to the Irish writer Bram Stoker and his earlier 1897 novel "Dracula". A deeply stupid claim. Mine has nine more Draculas.