Daniel Emerson
@doktorfuttocks.bsky.social
My irregularly-updated #MST3K "Other Vids" list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13htzrjOWq9s6FoTO_AN3dcXwvwCyYUPJkXipoEm8Lwc/edit#gid=1142549879
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The connection to comedy history is vast.
The most humble of Hollywood giants.
No ego. Down to earth. Kind. Professional.
Got to work with Rob and Michele for a year as they relaunched Castle Rock. Albert got me the gig.
Last time in Brentwood, someone showed me the typewriter from Misery.
The most humble of Hollywood giants.
No ego. Down to earth. Kind. Professional.
Got to work with Rob and Michele for a year as they relaunched Castle Rock. Albert got me the gig.
Last time in Brentwood, someone showed me the typewriter from Misery.
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The connection to comedy history is vast.
The most humble of Hollywood giants.
No ego. Down to earth. Kind. Professional.
Got to work with Rob and Michele for a year as they relaunched Castle Rock. Albert got me the gig.
Last time in Brentwood, someone showed me the typewriter from Misery.
The most humble of Hollywood giants.
No ego. Down to earth. Kind. Professional.
Got to work with Rob and Michele for a year as they relaunched Castle Rock. Albert got me the gig.
Last time in Brentwood, someone showed me the typewriter from Misery.
If Mercy Muroki really believed what she was saying, surely knowing she was spreading great truths would be payment enough?
Oh wait, she's worked for the Sun and GBeebies. So she's not just pointless, but too toxic even to be of any use as landfill.
Oh wait, she's worked for the Sun and GBeebies. So she's not just pointless, but too toxic even to be of any use as landfill.
'Conservative commentator' Mercy Muroki: "If you're going into a career in medicine, you shouldn't be doing it for the money... you should be doing it out of love of being a doctor."
Apparently, if you choose a career that benefits society, you should do it for free. 🤡~AA
Apparently, if you choose a career that benefits society, you should do it for free. 🤡~AA
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If Mercy Muroki really believed what she was saying, surely knowing she was spreading great truths would be payment enough?
Oh wait, she's worked for the Sun and GBeebies. So she's not just pointless, but too toxic even to be of any use as landfill.
Oh wait, she's worked for the Sun and GBeebies. So she's not just pointless, but too toxic even to be of any use as landfill.
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I think Tony Sewell may have dozed off in front of the TV and had a very understandable inadequacy dream.
No idea what telly Lord Sewell is watching, because I can't think of a single show with this plotline let alone it being something that is inescapable for young white men who subsequently now face a crisis of masculinity drawing them to the far right?? 🙃
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think Tony Sewell may have dozed off in front of the TV and had a very understandable inadequacy dream.
Tell me you work for an AI content-theft corporation that has never created anything thing, but without admitting it in so many words.
Copyright should be 50 years max. All works of art made before 1975 should be public domain.
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tell me you work for an AI content-theft corporation that has never created anything thing, but without admitting it in so many words.
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Russia’s shadow fleet remains its cash lifeline.
We are cutting it.
Today we sanctioned several individuals linked to Rosneft and Lukoil, as well as 40 additional vessels.
We will also sanction shadow fleet vessels on a rolling basis, with decisions every month.
Extract from my press conference ↓
We are cutting it.
Today we sanctioned several individuals linked to Rosneft and Lukoil, as well as 40 additional vessels.
We will also sanction shadow fleet vessels on a rolling basis, with decisions every month.
Extract from my press conference ↓
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Russia’s shadow fleet remains its cash lifeline.
We are cutting it.
Today we sanctioned several individuals linked to Rosneft and Lukoil, as well as 40 additional vessels.
We will also sanction shadow fleet vessels on a rolling basis, with decisions every month.
Extract from my press conference ↓
We are cutting it.
Today we sanctioned several individuals linked to Rosneft and Lukoil, as well as 40 additional vessels.
We will also sanction shadow fleet vessels on a rolling basis, with decisions every month.
Extract from my press conference ↓
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Beyond words.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Beyond words.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
But I'll try anyway.
Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be.
And it's this cunt, isn't it.
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Amos Bacon Lunatic
New York, Land Records, 1630-1975
New York, Land Records, 1630-1975
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Amos Bacon Lunatic
New York, Land Records, 1630-1975
New York, Land Records, 1630-1975
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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A reminder that this is the same man who has just spent the past week calling all the Jewish victims of his own horrific anti-semitic abuse liars
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A reminder that this is the same man who has just spent the past week calling all the Jewish victims of his own horrific anti-semitic abuse liars
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
Once again, we question the judgement of the guy who agreed to be in "Money Plane".
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Once again, we question the judgement of the guy who agreed to be in "Money Plane".
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Spotted in a Mumbai restaurant: “London corner shop style samosas” and “Birmingham Balti”.
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Spotted in a Mumbai restaurant: “London corner shop style samosas” and “Birmingham Balti”.
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Sainsbury’s Cherry Bakewell flavour Jaffa cakes. You’re welcome.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sainsbury’s Cherry Bakewell flavour Jaffa cakes. You’re welcome.
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Azra: “This really isn’t an acceptable way to act.”
Lawrence: “Keep out of it. I went to the Central School of Speech and Drama! You’re the problem here. You and this… this… AGH!” *clutches chest*
Azra: “Mr Harrington! I need to loosen your Klan hood, so you can breathe…” #TheArchers
Lawrence: “Keep out of it. I went to the Central School of Speech and Drama! You’re the problem here. You and this… this… AGH!” *clutches chest*
Azra: “Mr Harrington! I need to loosen your Klan hood, so you can breathe…” #TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Azra: “This really isn’t an acceptable way to act.”
Lawrence: “Keep out of it. I went to the Central School of Speech and Drama! You’re the problem here. You and this… this… AGH!” *clutches chest*
Azra: “Mr Harrington! I need to loosen your Klan hood, so you can breathe…” #TheArchers
Lawrence: “Keep out of it. I went to the Central School of Speech and Drama! You’re the problem here. You and this… this… AGH!” *clutches chest*
Azra: “Mr Harrington! I need to loosen your Klan hood, so you can breathe…” #TheArchers
Ann Widdecombe was there, despite having noisily renounced the Church of England over 20 years ago because the former wasn't sufficiently ossified and exclusive any more.
But she's also a grotesque attention-seeking hypocrite, so of course she turned up for this charade.
But she's also a grotesque attention-seeking hypocrite, so of course she turned up for this charade.
Stephen Yaxley Lennon Tommy Robinson is holding a carol service today billed as “Britain belongs to the British People.”
He wants to create “a muscular Christianity…separate from the Church.”
Meanwhile the Far Right’s next target is to infiltrate the Anglican Church.
He wants to create “a muscular Christianity…separate from the Church.”
Meanwhile the Far Right’s next target is to infiltrate the Anglican Church.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ann Widdecombe was there, despite having noisily renounced the Church of England over 20 years ago because the former wasn't sufficiently ossified and exclusive any more.
But she's also a grotesque attention-seeking hypocrite, so of course she turned up for this charade.
But she's also a grotesque attention-seeking hypocrite, so of course she turned up for this charade.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
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New Telegraph columnist just dropped.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
New Telegraph columnist just dropped.
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Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!
"Tomato juice, eggs, toast, coffee, aspirin and sympathy".👍
This looks like a nice tourist restaurant and inn (upstairs) in the lakes region of New Hampshire. I had no idea that New Hampshire has a lakes region. It’s from sometime after Prohibition ended because there are two hangover breakfast choices.
Crystal Cafe & Annex
Laconia, NH 1930s
#VintageMenus
Crystal Cafe & Annex
Laconia, NH 1930s
#VintageMenus
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Tomato juice, eggs, toast, coffee, aspirin and sympathy".👍
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If you listen to The Bugle podcast... Andy Zaltzman's other life
#cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com
#cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com
How John Oliver’s comedy partner transitioned from stand up to statistics
Andy Zaltzman was hooked on cricket after watching Ian Botham in the 1981 Ashes and is now a fixture on the BBC's Test Match Special
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If you listen to The Bugle podcast... Andy Zaltzman's other life
#cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com
#cricket @zaltzcricket.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com