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Daniel Emerson
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November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That ladder has seen... things.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Diamond Skulls aka Dark Obsession (1989)
A right load of old tosh with a better cast than it deserved (Gabriel Byrne, Amanda Donohoe, Michael Hordern), filmed at Duncombe Park, the stately home of the nearest town to our family home.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Now this is more like it! A couple of interesting chicken liver dishes, plus rum baba as a dessert.
Plus there are those nice-looking wine jugs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Life Day to all who observe the joyous occasion!
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Geteven, Road to Revenge, Champagne and Bullets - whichever name you know it by, this a marvel. #RiffTrax
John de Hart's so classy, he even has someone to hold his glass of domestic sparkling wine while he gropes a former Playboy centerfold who'd probably rather be anywhere else.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There was also this.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What, again?
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Where’s your fucking Poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Should this also apply to a cucumber wrapped in foil? #NotAnArmadillo #SpinalTap
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The thermometer probe I have hanging out of the window here in Hendon actually reads 18°, but I suppose Edgware is three whole miles to closer to the Frozen North.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This woman is literally living with "The Male Online" from #VizComic #LeeHealey #BarneyFarmer
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Colours of Autumn this evening: pigeon breasts fried with olive oil, cultured butter and thyme.
Served with roasted vegetables (butternut squash, carrot, red onion, lion's mane mushroom) flavoured with rosemary, smoked garlic, bacon lardons and fennel butter)
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Looks like he and the late Stanley "Protein Man" Green agreed on one thing at least.
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October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well, someone had to...
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The FECK Awards, you say?
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
From Papua New Guinea.
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October 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh yes!
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM