Dave Williams
@devilvalleycelt.bsky.social
The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”
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VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 3/20 by @nedkelly.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 3/20 by @nedkelly.bsky.social
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Oooh matron
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Oooh matron
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An expression from Puerta Rican slang that describes someone who looks anxious or nervous is como cocodrilo en fábrica de carteras. It means “like a crocodile in a wallet factory.”
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
An expression from Puerta Rican slang that describes someone who looks anxious or nervous is como cocodrilo en fábrica de carteras. It means “like a crocodile in a wallet factory.”
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Remember, friends: fascists getting hurt is not a cause for hilarity, especially not whe– BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Remember, friends: fascists getting hurt is not a cause for hilarity, especially not whe– BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
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Edinburgh has this gem:
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Edinburgh has this gem:
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January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
If he carries on like this it's going to make the FIFA Peace Prize look ridiculous
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Bloody hell, this kitten is a little cutie patootie
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bloody hell, this kitten is a little cutie patootie
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Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends @sextipsbot.bsky.social will launch SOON.
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Still working on this important technology. Tell your friends @sextipsbot.bsky.social will launch SOON.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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I once shouted out of my car window "Haha! You life is over!" to what I thought was a wedding outside of a church. I was then smacked by my girlfriend saying "What did you say that for?". It was a funeral. Walton in Essex. Must have been around 2008.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I once shouted out of my car window "Haha! You life is over!" to what I thought was a wedding outside of a church. I was then smacked by my girlfriend saying "What did you say that for?". It was a funeral. Walton in Essex. Must have been around 2008.
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Saxon monarchs always sound so delicious. King Egbred. Prince Hamwig. Queen Sexburga.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Saxon monarchs always sound so delicious. King Egbred. Prince Hamwig. Queen Sexburga.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.