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Derek Van Dyke
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Queer neurodivergent dweeb. That super textured voice on Castle Bravo. Trying my best, despite all odds.
If you're someone at Amazon who had a hand in approving this but you never listened to the end result because you just trusted AI, you should lose your job.

If you had a hand in approving it AFTER listening? The job ain't enough, we're taking your kidneys.
Welp, a second AI dub on Amazon has apparently been found, and it's a show that already had a perfectly normal (albeit non-union) dub: No Game No Life.
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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The correct Doom 3 experience is the original one, where you must choose between having your flashlight or your weapon equipped.
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My dogs go apeshit for coconut oil. I warm some up in my hands to rub it on Athena's irritated skin and they both start just licking the air. Weirdos.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The other side of this is:

Given how many of the executive use AI per this study, why aren't THEIR jobs the ones seen as easily replaceable by AI?
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Seeing people blast the Amazon AI dubs but then announce they’ll be streaming Where the Winds Meet

I understand you were never likely to watch or engage with these anime dubs to begin with, but please be aware these things are doing the same thing - replacing the human element within art you love.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I had to see this so you do too
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Laying down with the babies after a nice lazyish day (outside of some cooking and cleaning)

And we have the whole weekend ahead of us still

Delightful
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You ever start a movie thinking it'll probably be a good time, you're sort of casually watching the beginning and then suddenly you're locked the fuck in

Anyway I'm exactly 5 minutes into the movie "Together"
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Using the water from the dehumidifier in my CPAP machine and giving myself an incurable respiratory disease
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hair and beard BIG
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
A perfect americano to kick off a long day of cooking and hosting
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ooo she dainty
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dawg I apparently MISSED SOME SHIT
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Got to put a "Jared Leto is a pedophile" joke into my office's monthly safety meeting this morning and I am not explaining how contextually I made this work
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
what?
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Siri: tell me what happened to the previous CEO of UnitedHealth.
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM