alison
@decafdyke.bsky.social
22, she/they, horrendously gay. free 🍉
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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October 25, 2023 at 2:50 AM
john peel died on my first birthday. sometimes i remember it's still possible for me to feel young
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
john peel died on my first birthday. sometimes i remember it's still possible for me to feel young
james cromwell implies the existence of a james who croms poorly
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
james cromwell implies the existence of a james who croms poorly
if popeye (1980) had been made a decade later it would've had a scene where popeye plays kick the can with a tribe called quest while their collaborative novelty soundtrack single "cans i kick it?" bumps nondiegetically
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if popeye (1980) had been made a decade later it would've had a scene where popeye plays kick the can with a tribe called quest while their collaborative novelty soundtrack single "cans i kick it?" bumps nondiegetically
"prostitute" sounds like a euphemism for men queefing
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"prostitute" sounds like a euphemism for men queefing
mamma mia literally happened to anna nicole smith apparently
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
mamma mia literally happened to anna nicole smith apparently
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
I Cannot Fucking Wait Until John Landis Dies
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I Cannot Fucking Wait Until John Landis Dies
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Sitting next to my Eagles obsessed mother in law and she’s doing and saying stuff that makes this look like child’s play. Like I’m afraid to even post it for fear of someone alerting the authorities.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sitting next to my Eagles obsessed mother in law and she’s doing and saying stuff that makes this look like child’s play. Like I’m afraid to even post it for fear of someone alerting the authorities.
"woke" south park writers the second they see saudi arabia did something in the news
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"woke" south park writers the second they see saudi arabia did something in the news
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November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ₜₕₑᵣₑ ᵢₛ ₐ fᵢfₜₕ dᵢₘₑₙₛᵢₒₙ, bₑyₒₙd ₜₕₐₜ wₕᵢcₕ ᵢₛ ₖₙₒwₙ ₜₒ ₘₐₙ. ᵢₜ ᵢₛ ₐ dᵢₘₑₙₛᵢₒₙ ₐₛ ᵥₐₛₜ ₐₛ ₛₚₐcₑ ₐₙd ₐₛ ₜᵢₘₑₗₑₛₛ ₐₛ ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜy. ᵢₜ ᵢₛ ₜₕₑ ₘᵢddₗₑ gᵣₒᵤₙd bₑₜwₑₑₙ ₗᵢgₕₜ ₐₙd ₛₕₐdₒw, bₑₜwₑₑₙ ₛcᵢₑₙcₑ ₐₙd ₛᵤₚₑᵣₛₜᵢₜᵢₒₙ, ₐₙd ᵢₜ ₗᵢₑₛ bₑₜwₑₑₙ ₜₕₑ ₚᵢₜ ₒf ₘₐₙ'ₛ fₑₐᵣₛ ₐₙd ₜₕₑ ₛᵤₘₘᵢₜ ₒf ₕᵢₛ ₖₙₒwₗₑdgₑ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ₜₕₑ d
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pluribus is the only show brave enough to ask if one mean lesbian could save the world
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
pluribus is the only show brave enough to ask if one mean lesbian could save the world
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
yknow what? yeah maybe my self-care IS getting taco bell at 1 am while listening to interpol
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
yknow what? yeah maybe my self-care IS getting taco bell at 1 am while listening to interpol
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SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
SADAKO for VOGUE JAPAN
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When Frog got home, he said, “Tomorrow I will clean up the leaves that are all over my lawn.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When Frog got home, he said, “Tomorrow I will clean up the leaves that are all over my lawn.”
*mrbeast voice* Today, We’re Taking 50 Deaf, Dumb And Blind Kids And Seeing Who Can Play The Meanest Pinball!
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
*mrbeast voice* Today, We’re Taking 50 Deaf, Dumb And Blind Kids And Seeing Who Can Play The Meanest Pinball!
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if i were in a pluribus type situation i'd be calling the hive mind and telling it to seed my torrents
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
if i were in a pluribus type situation i'd be calling the hive mind and telling it to seed my torrents
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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God, I hope this is true
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
God, I hope this is true
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primary them all
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
primary them all
STOP SAYING NUREMBERG 2.0 IS HAPPENING. ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB.
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
STOP SAYING NUREMBERG 2.0 IS HAPPENING. ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB.