Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism|
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Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
· Oct 17
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Hello I’m Hazard! I make animal art/sculpt, paleoart, and I like do to research on anatomy/behavior and ceiling crocodiles! Hope y’all enjoy your time here on bluesky.
I also like to post pics of my cat
Hello I’m Hazard! I make animal art/sculpt, paleoart, and I like do to research on anatomy/behavior and ceiling crocodiles! Hope y’all enjoy your time here on bluesky.
I also like to post pics of my cat
Ah the internet is down for the area, what a chaotic mess
no prescriptions for me today
no prescriptions for me today
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ah the internet is down for the area, what a chaotic mess
no prescriptions for me today
no prescriptions for me today
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Also if you think making quality art is fun and not work; try it.
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also if you think making quality art is fun and not work; try it.
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If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
Watching squirrels
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watching squirrels
Something I made discussing my comparative anatomy heads since I had a bunch of ppl asking questions about them on tiktok
Link to the blog post here:
www.tumblr.com/datgreenmons...
Link to the blog post here:
www.tumblr.com/datgreenmons...
Dinosaur heads
YouTube video by Hazard
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Something I made discussing my comparative anatomy heads since I had a bunch of ppl asking questions about them on tiktok
Link to the blog post here:
www.tumblr.com/datgreenmons...
Link to the blog post here:
www.tumblr.com/datgreenmons...
Well I was able to snag another Haru Urara plushie, brain didn’t compute how big she would be. I expected the same size as the smaller one. Guess not 😅
The Uma shelf grows
The Uma shelf grows
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Well I was able to snag another Haru Urara plushie, brain didn’t compute how big she would be. I expected the same size as the smaller one. Guess not 😅
The Uma shelf grows
The Uma shelf grows
When I was reading JP and read about the dilophosaurus hooting my immediate thought was how barred owls hoot cause it’s a creepy sound to hear in the dark, and better than the little cute chirp hoots you hear in the movie. Imagine an animal 5-6 ft tall at the hip making this sound in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When I was reading JP and read about the dilophosaurus hooting my immediate thought was how barred owls hoot cause it’s a creepy sound to hear in the dark, and better than the little cute chirp hoots you hear in the movie. Imagine an animal 5-6 ft tall at the hip making this sound in the forest
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If you have the ability to help, we do have a donation page on @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social ‘s website. Thank you!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you have the ability to help, we do have a donation page on @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social ‘s website. Thank you!!
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Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
Working on this little horse to be a pin cushion and just finished sewing up the body when I had the brilliant idea of having it be a bull instead.
Maybe the next one
Maybe the next one
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Working on this little horse to be a pin cushion and just finished sewing up the body when I had the brilliant idea of having it be a bull instead.
Maybe the next one
Maybe the next one
Fuck I still have my laptop I got back in 2010, it struggles to boot, but it still works. I will hold my electronics till they drag ass and even then well after, this whole capitalism in tech has been horrid. I miss when I could build a desktop for $500 and hold onto it for 10yrs or so…
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fuck I still have my laptop I got back in 2010, it struggles to boot, but it still works. I will hold my electronics till they drag ass and even then well after, this whole capitalism in tech has been horrid. I miss when I could build a desktop for $500 and hold onto it for 10yrs or so…
I already know Walt Disney was a terrible person, but I found this quote from him talking about the EPCOT ball “There will be no landowners and therefore no voting control. People will rent houses instead of buying them, and at modest rentals. There will be no retirees; everyone must be employed.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I already know Walt Disney was a terrible person, but I found this quote from him talking about the EPCOT ball “There will be no landowners and therefore no voting control. People will rent houses instead of buying them, and at modest rentals. There will be no retirees; everyone must be employed.”
I have shown aesop the Umamusume movie(that animation is so good), we only watched part of it today, we finish it tomorrow. Their thoughts so far are “this is basically sailor moon, but with horses. So magical horse girls”
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
a girl in a pink dress is being kicked by another girl
ALT: a girl in a pink dress is being kicked by another girl
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I have shown aesop the Umamusume movie(that animation is so good), we only watched part of it today, we finish it tomorrow. Their thoughts so far are “this is basically sailor moon, but with horses. So magical horse girls”
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
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As with all my tutorials, this is just how I do things, it may not be the best way for you and I am not great at wording things, but sharing in case it'll help some folks!
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As with all my tutorials, this is just how I do things, it may not be the best way for you and I am not great at wording things, but sharing in case it'll help some folks!
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
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Portland area peeps, check it out!
ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Portland area peeps, check it out!
Morgan’s round face
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Morgan’s round face
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🚨 "If the proposal goes ahead, many staff will lose their jobs, crucial research will be shut down, and the future of undergraduate degrees is in jeopardy" 🚨
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
Leicester has long been one of the leading universities nationally for palaeontology & geology - this would be a terrible loss, as would the loss of other subjects such as modern languages:
www.change.org/p/save-geolo...
www.change.org/p/save-geolo...
Sign the Petition
Save Geology at the University of Leicester
www.change.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🚨 "If the proposal goes ahead, many staff will lose their jobs, crucial research will be shut down, and the future of undergraduate degrees is in jeopardy" 🚨
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣