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Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism|
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When I was reading JP and read about the dilophosaurus hooting my immediate thought was how barred owls hoot cause it’s a creepy sound to hear in the dark, and better than the little cute chirp hoots you hear in the movie. Imagine an animal 5-6 ft tall at the hip making this sound in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM