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Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism|
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Morgan surprisingly is not a human food cat, we have tried to see if he is at all interested and he’s more meh about it than anything. Even whipped cream, he’ll eat it but he’s not a crazed man
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Watching squirrels
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wasp cluster
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Well I was able to snag another Haru Urara plushie, brain didn’t compute how big she would be. I expected the same size as the smaller one. Guess not 😅

The Uma shelf grows
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Should look at its other relatives, their just as strange, the horned guan would be the oreophasis in this
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
What a weirdo
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Post a werewolf!
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When I was reading JP and read about the dilophosaurus hooting my immediate thought was how barred owls hoot cause it’s a creepy sound to hear in the dark, and better than the little cute chirp hoots you hear in the movie. Imagine an animal 5-6 ft tall at the hip making this sound in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A wooly mammoth would even be appropriate for a pin cushion. Just something different from the same ol same ol vegetable/fruit cushions
I also like how the beads for their eyes look like they’re wincing

Saddle is obviously removable, because why not. Maybe for when they’re not being a pin cushion
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Working on this little horse to be a pin cushion and just finished sewing up the body when I had the brilliant idea of having it be a bull instead.

Maybe the next one
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’ve been into horses since I was little, but it always kinda took a backseat to horses. I just was never the obsessed horse girl type like the eat breath sleep types, but I was a wrangler at one point and just always had an affinity for them

Pretty derby just combined a few interests into one
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’ll never stop
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That stride out here looking like these paintings like damn dude
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Tucked
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just chillin
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Word has gotten around about the sugar water
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Morgan’s round face
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Caught Morgan lacking
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Brown sugar and water seems to be a big hit with the wasps
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Like a fossil, they’ll never truly know you, only to yourself do you exist
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I need to revisit this spinosaurus piece
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM