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DarthHelloKitty all over the place

@darthhellokitty.bsky.social

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62 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, Rings of Power and House of the Dragon. God bless Deadpool. No minors or baby adults.

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · Dec 18

I’m here to enjoy myself, see my friends, learn and share fun things. I appreciate a fannish space more than ever. We need a break from the madness outside!

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 15h

Those are really nice!

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 15h

What do you have?

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 15h

Especially considering the vast amount of good human-authored erotica available to us!

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 17h

Wonderful.

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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 20h

When your window cleaning business has a sideline in pleasuring Cthulhu (elder gods love a tickle with a squeegee pole, apparently)

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 18h

Here’s something new to avoid!

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 22h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 18h

DAMN. I don’t use it but I’ll alert family members who might.

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

Where is Toad?

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

Person in frog costume has a sign reading Frogs Together Strong

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

Rage Against the Speculum

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

I had a different thing where they had to go in via my cervix and they said “most people just have local anesthesia but if you want you can have general” and I about knocked over the chair saying “YES!”

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

At least it’s over! Hope you got a decent car out of it!

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

Not as much as Celebrimbor but yes

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 1d

SWEET!

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

Incidentally if I were rich and much craftier you would be seeing soooo many dolls wearing this stuff!

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

I hope they lose a lot of money on this. That’s the only language these people speak.

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

That’s some bedhead for sure

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

On the bad side, Publix is now allowing open carry. Sorry Publix, your produce sucks lately anyway.

On the good side, I got an enthusiastic compliment on my What We Do in the Shadows t shirt in Walmart.

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Cilantro
Brokeback Mountain
Imagine

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

-Mushrooms
-The Wind that Shakes the Barley (spectacular film)
-Amazing Grace on bagpipes

jules | #LongLiveOFMD @blandbeard.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

- liver
- lawrence of arabia
- karma chameleon

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Nick Blackmer @nblack42.bsky.social · 3d

with alt text:

Work, Work, Work
On about this date in 1801, Britain's first census was begun. In a subsequent survey conducted in 1881, residents were asked to furnish their "rank, profession, or occupation." Some of the more puzzling responses, as preserved by the London Genealogical Society, included:

• Colourist of artificial fish
• Knight of the Thimble
• Disinfector of railways
• Examiner of underclothing
• Invisible net maker
• Electric bath attendant
• Proprietor of midgets
• Fifty-two years an imbecile
• Knocker-up of workpeople
• Maker of sand views
• Gymnast to house painter
• Turnip shepherd
• Emasculator
• Sampler of drugs
• Fatuous pauper
• Drowner
• Count as female
• Fish-bender
• Goldfish-catcher
• Cow-banger
• Running about
• Grape-dryer
• Beef twister
• Random waller

© 2015 Jeff Kacirk

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

It doesn’t pay well but there’s always work!

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DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

🐸💓🐸

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

This is an absolute joy.

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 3d

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

DarthHelloKitty all over the place @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 2d

THANK YOU I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THIS!!! YouTube take me away!!!

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