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DarthHelloKitty all over the place
@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
62 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, Slow Horses and The Diplomat. God bless Deadpool. No minors or baby adults. No ice.

No AI “artificial intelligence” ever!!!
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I’m here to enjoy myself, see my friends, learn and share fun things. I appreciate a fannish space more than ever. We need a break from the madness outside!
Despite the show store’s website showing they had the black ones in stock all they had were the black with white soles, which wouldn’t be white for long. I tried them on and I’ll be ordering the color I want from the manufacturer’s website.
Going shopping to get new shoes identical to the worn out ones I have.

I have new orthotics on the way. My podiatrist claims you should replace shoes every six months - the man is obviously in the pocket of Big Shoe.

Look how glamorous!
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Going shopping to get new shoes identical to the worn out ones I have.

I have new orthotics on the way. My podiatrist claims you should replace shoes every six months - the man is obviously in the pocket of Big Shoe.

Look how glamorous!
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I got a 3’ x 1’ raised bed for Christmas and I’m going to start my very first garden. I want to have both pretty and food plants. We’re in zone 10b.

I have seeds for heirloom tomatoes and butterfly pea vine. I have basil seeds (left over from my sad indoor experiment they ended up HUGE outdoors).
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I didn’t know about that feature when I purchased it!
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Wow, Ich confusid Welcome to Derry and Derry Girles and that was a verye weirde viewinge experience. Kepte wondering when the murderous clowne wolde appeare.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Capricorn: Your desire to travel may be awakened by a pack of pale wolves that surround your apartment complex. Now’s the time to finally check if that door in the laundry room connects to the old mineshaft. Hurry!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’m a police tech in a film. I can enhance grainy CCTV video so you can read a license plate and see who’s in the car.
I'm an editor in a film. I only exist as a notional figure who will be annoyed if an author fails to deliver a manuscript to me because they're too busy falling in love or solving a mystery or something.

I may be glimpsed at a book signing, but only if the filmmakers mistake me for a publicist.
I’m an author in a film writing a novel. I sit at my computer going tip tap tip tap tip tap. I type “THE END”! I print it off, it is enormous. Next thing you know I am doing a reading with piles of hardbacks on sale, loads of excited fans and a huge photo of myself in the bookshop window.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I was just asking myself why this one Ken of mine has Mjolnir as an accessory.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I was watching The Hunger Games for the first time and I wish I could have Effie’s wigs.
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Amazingly my county is between 90 and 95%! I doubt that will last long.
5 million-plus kindergartners now live in counties where schools don’t have “herd immunity” for measles, Washington Post reporters found.

WaPo also built a tool to look up your own county.

Exceptional, and alarming work by @laurenweberhp.bsky.social @caitlingilbert.bsky.social et al.

(Gift link.)
U.S. vaccination rates are plunging. Look up where your school stands.
Take a look to see what the kindergarten measles vaccination rates are in your area.
wapo.st
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Everyone loves me!
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2026 is an improvement on 2025 - it’s a pretty low bar!
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Are there any songs that make you cry any time you hear em?

I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie

(I’m tearing up a bit just typing it.)
Save You A Seat by Alex Warren
Are there any songs that make you cry any time you hear em?
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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My cartoon for the latest @newscientist.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

I was dancing in a club with a friend. She pulled off her hoodie and inadvertently clocked River Phoenix in the head with it.

(We lived in Tampa and he had family nearby.)
Can’t do this in one tweet but:

When Alan Rickman was in Private Lives on Broadway, a friend from Texas came in to see it with me and wanted to stage door. This was at the height of the HP madness (fuck JKR; protect trans kids) and it was a pretty weird/cringey stage door.

Anyway…
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As seen elsewhere: Describe your bluesky account in a single image.
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That I dance like a dog shaking itself dry
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
QRP with your artwork and share what other passions/jobs/hobbies you have! ✨

My biggest hobby and passion this year was upgrading Blaine, a doll with an elaborate headcanon in my 90s Phantom Menace days. I fixed his hair, rebodied him to an articulated body, and found all his original…
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I had no idea Gabriel was this close to Jimmy Olsen!
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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you when you reply to some sea lion instead of instablocking
❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Alterations for pugs!
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration

IG roodabeguh
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one takes better pictures than my cat sitter!
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, contradicts himself - very well then he contradicts himself (he is large, he contains multitudes)
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, walked into the darkness, and he did not come back.
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM