Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
@darthastris.bsky.social
Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
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A thread of threads.
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
-American alligator
-great white shark
-manta ray
-anaconda
-black bear
-American alligator
-great white shark
-manta ray
-anaconda
-black bear
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild
Deer
Egyptian red fox
Puffin
Seal
Hoopoe
Deer
Egyptian red fox
Puffin
Seal
Hoopoe
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
-American alligator
-great white shark
-manta ray
-anaconda
-black bear
-American alligator
-great white shark
-manta ray
-anaconda
-black bear
Save it and keep working just like I am now. Might travel more. Or actually be able to *gasp* finally buy a house before I’m 60 (or ever).
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Save it and keep working just like I am now. Might travel more. Or actually be able to *gasp* finally buy a house before I’m 60 (or ever).
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when did earth have to fight for the right to party
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when did earth have to fight for the right to party
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Twilight Meadow Creations is offering 25-45% off inventory (with an inventory filter to pick which discount), with a lot of downright gorgeous toys in stock.
✨My top pick: Selkie
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/twilight...
Affiliate link: twilightmeadowcreations.com/frost
✨My top pick: Selkie
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/twilight...
Affiliate link: twilightmeadowcreations.com/frost
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Twilight Meadow Creations is offering 25-45% off inventory (with an inventory filter to pick which discount), with a lot of downright gorgeous toys in stock.
✨My top pick: Selkie
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/twilight...
Affiliate link: twilightmeadowcreations.com/frost
✨My top pick: Selkie
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/twilight...
Affiliate link: twilightmeadowcreations.com/frost
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Uncover Creations is offering 30% off their wide selection of dildos, strap-down grinders, and more - plus a free mystery dildo with every order.
✨My top picks: Werewolf II and Magic Pendant
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uncover-...
Affiliate link: uncovercreations.com?sca_ref=2440...
✨My top picks: Werewolf II and Magic Pendant
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uncover-...
Affiliate link: uncovercreations.com?sca_ref=2440...
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Uncover Creations is offering 30% off their wide selection of dildos, strap-down grinders, and more - plus a free mystery dildo with every order.
✨My top picks: Werewolf II and Magic Pendant
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uncover-...
Affiliate link: uncovercreations.com?sca_ref=2440...
✨My top picks: Werewolf II and Magic Pendant
My reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uncover-...
Affiliate link: uncovercreations.com?sca_ref=2440...
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Over 40 shops indie and fantasy sex toy shops have launched or announced sales or promotions in November. If you're looking for a new fantasy dildo or other silicone toy, these are some of the best deals you'll find all year 👀
#blackfriday #cybermonday
www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...
#blackfriday #cybermonday
www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Over 40 shops indie and fantasy sex toy shops have launched or announced sales or promotions in November. If you're looking for a new fantasy dildo or other silicone toy, these are some of the best deals you'll find all year 👀
#blackfriday #cybermonday
www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...
#blackfriday #cybermonday
www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...
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Hot Octopuss Amo is a uniquely shaped bullet vibe that I hoped would work well with my anatomy as a trans man—and I was right. Its shape offers two styles of stimulation and makes it a convenient beginner vibe for those who want to try both styles.
Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-hot-o...
Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-hot-o...
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hot Octopuss Amo is a uniquely shaped bullet vibe that I hoped would work well with my anatomy as a trans man—and I was right. Its shape offers two styles of stimulation and makes it a convenient beginner vibe for those who want to try both styles.
Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-hot-o...
Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-hot-o...
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I’m pretty sure these are some of the Sith artifacts Kylo was hunting for
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m pretty sure these are some of the Sith artifacts Kylo was hunting for
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Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.
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"What do you think, BD-1?"
back at it again with the snow photos, I couldn't resist!!
GingerBD-1: @jordandevries.com
#starwars #lego #bd1
back at it again with the snow photos, I couldn't resist!!
GingerBD-1: @jordandevries.com
#starwars #lego #bd1
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"What do you think, BD-1?"
back at it again with the snow photos, I couldn't resist!!
GingerBD-1: @jordandevries.com
#starwars #lego #bd1
back at it again with the snow photos, I couldn't resist!!
GingerBD-1: @jordandevries.com
#starwars #lego #bd1
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Sneak peek of next week's drop! 💗🔥
TrueRef: Real references for real artists
TrueRef: Real references for real artists
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sneak peek of next week's drop! 💗🔥
TrueRef: Real references for real artists
TrueRef: Real references for real artists
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Put it on Hux
Casio QL-10 (1981)
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Put it on Hux
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Future horror movies will forgo the creepy abandoned mall as a setting and take place in the abandoned data center.
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Future horror movies will forgo the creepy abandoned mall as a setting and take place in the abandoned data center.
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this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭
IG twhattcomethru
IG twhattcomethru
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭
IG twhattcomethru
IG twhattcomethru
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“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“I say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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Hux has had about enough of Poltergeist Kylo disturbing him at night
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hux has had about enough of Poltergeist Kylo disturbing him at night
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Lucis Caelum.
Ardyn and Noctis from Final Fantasy XV.
👑: acxzelle (Ig)
📷: studiomermage (Ig)
Ardyn and Noctis from Final Fantasy XV.
👑: acxzelle (Ig)
📷: studiomermage (Ig)
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Lucis Caelum.
Ardyn and Noctis from Final Fantasy XV.
👑: acxzelle (Ig)
📷: studiomermage (Ig)
Ardyn and Noctis from Final Fantasy XV.
👑: acxzelle (Ig)
📷: studiomermage (Ig)
Watching the LP concert livestream with my bestie, and LP playing my fave song (which I’d requested a few days before), “Tokyo Sunrise,” right as the sun was ACTUALLY rising in Japan and it was beautiful! ❤️👌🏻
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Watching the LP concert livestream with my bestie, and LP playing my fave song (which I’d requested a few days before), “Tokyo Sunrise,” right as the sun was ACTUALLY rising in Japan and it was beautiful! ❤️👌🏻
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I know you need some chaos in your life, so why not watch a Northern (England) woman try to make green bean casserole: youtu.be/orkIu2ulpL0?...
Green Beans Casserole
YouTube video by Kay's Cooking
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I know you need some chaos in your life, so why not watch a Northern (England) woman try to make green bean casserole: youtu.be/orkIu2ulpL0?...
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Farewell Tom Stoppard. I know I'm supposed to consider "Arcadia" your best work, but there's no improving on Brazil's taut first hour & the office dialogue in particular.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Farewell Tom Stoppard. I know I'm supposed to consider "Arcadia" your best work, but there's no improving on Brazil's taut first hour & the office dialogue in particular.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.