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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 26m

Ben just happened to be passing by as Hux and Mitaka were disposing of Brendol’s remains?

Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 16h

Hux especially does not appreciate that the book is dedicated to him and that Kylo has been handing out copies to the troopers

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 17h

The erotic novel Kylo wrote about his co-commander

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 17h

the truth is out there and now on a nice print 👽 you should hang it on your wall and confuse anyone who comes into your home ✨ available in the out of this world paperback shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com

Photo of a print featuring the Paperback Paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

They require very close supervision 😤

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

Mitaka knows how important personal hygiene is to General Hux, so he’s supervising on his commander’s behalf, that’s all 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

He does not, he assumed they were just hanging out in the showers on the Finalizer for nefarious reasons

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

One of Armie’s most successful scientific experiments!

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

The KoR motto

Andrew ***New*** @andrew-reads.bsky.social · 1d

Life if short, see your homies naked

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

This is probably about how Kylo’s arrival on the Finalizer went too

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Hux on the Night Buzzard’s PA system, trying to persuade the Knights to engage in personal hygiene

Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 2d

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

I posted this and then got distracted writing “Safe Quarter” and now poor Ben has been forbidden to come for a month

Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · Aug 28

Writing update: I was hoping to finish the next chapter of Perfectly Normal this week but now Armie won’t let Ben come and it’s making everything take longer :/

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Go for it! I’d love to see it

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Like Hux, she looks fluffy and adorable until the knives come out

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Hux is very clear that his vague noises about getting dinner sometime were only a polite attempt to get rid of Kylo; Vampire Kylo disagrees

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

🖤🧡

ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

I think I need to write this version of Rey into one of my WWII AUs

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Monday bump!

Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

Chapter 2 of Safe Quarter is posted! Hux’s pet Jews are unionizing. archiveofourown.org/works/708048...

Safe Quarter - Chapter 2 - LydiaBSlade - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

Hux banging on Kylo’s door to complain that Ap’lek is trying to mate with one of his experimental TIE fighter models AGAIN

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

This is also why Kylo and his Knights are so destructive

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 3d

I love students so much

On this day
7 years ago
Kerry
Oct 11, 2018
*student giving presentation on her work on a wildlife rescue team*
Student: manatees are really dangerous because they weigh 1000 pounds and lose all awareness of their surroundings when mating

Other student: *under breath* oh wow same

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

Mitaka has never been so aggressively snuggled before

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

The KoR

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

It definitely has a lot of special interests

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

💕

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

Kylo with Rey and Hux

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 3d

The whole “circumcision causes autism” thing is an obvious antisemitic dog whistle and it makes me insane, but at the same time I also kind of love the idea of Kylo having circumcision autism

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