Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
@darthastris.bsky.social
Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
The new command center is done!
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The new command center is done!
Short zine-packing break to be a dyke.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Short zine-packing break to be a dyke.
I made one of those a while ago! ❤️🔥
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I made one of those a while ago! ❤️🔥
Banging out 36kg on the butterfly even after ~4 months of post-op rest. Fuck yeah.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Banging out 36kg on the butterfly even after ~4 months of post-op rest. Fuck yeah.
I always prefer:
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I always prefer:
Legacy of Vader... the series that KEEPS ON GIVING.
(I would give anything for Ross to stop making Kylo look like he's 90 fucking years old though. JFC already with the lines. Awful.)
We could have had this in DOTF. We SHOULD have had DOTF. I guess I'm glad they're giving us some of it now, but.
(I would give anything for Ross to stop making Kylo look like he's 90 fucking years old though. JFC already with the lines. Awful.)
We could have had this in DOTF. We SHOULD have had DOTF. I guess I'm glad they're giving us some of it now, but.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Legacy of Vader... the series that KEEPS ON GIVING.
(I would give anything for Ross to stop making Kylo look like he's 90 fucking years old though. JFC already with the lines. Awful.)
We could have had this in DOTF. We SHOULD have had DOTF. I guess I'm glad they're giving us some of it now, but.
(I would give anything for Ross to stop making Kylo look like he's 90 fucking years old though. JFC already with the lines. Awful.)
We could have had this in DOTF. We SHOULD have had DOTF. I guess I'm glad they're giving us some of it now, but.
Halloween is over and that means… time for the Life Day Cookbook!
Tonight’s #StarWarsDinner is Bantha Surprise! Absolutely DELICIOUS.
(The wine is a Spanish red wine (Valdemonte) from 2005. It was a gift from a chef friend and holy fuck it’s good!)
Tonight’s #StarWarsDinner is Bantha Surprise! Absolutely DELICIOUS.
(The wine is a Spanish red wine (Valdemonte) from 2005. It was a gift from a chef friend and holy fuck it’s good!)
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Halloween is over and that means… time for the Life Day Cookbook!
Tonight’s #StarWarsDinner is Bantha Surprise! Absolutely DELICIOUS.
(The wine is a Spanish red wine (Valdemonte) from 2005. It was a gift from a chef friend and holy fuck it’s good!)
Tonight’s #StarWarsDinner is Bantha Surprise! Absolutely DELICIOUS.
(The wine is a Spanish red wine (Valdemonte) from 2005. It was a gift from a chef friend and holy fuck it’s good!)
You know what that means…
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You know what that means…
Wearing my Hux tags dog tag style.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wearing my Hux tags dog tag style.
Mmmm. Homemade veggie soup on a cold, rainy day.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Mmmm. Homemade veggie soup on a cold, rainy day.
FUCKING
FINALLY
JAPAN
FINALLY
JAPAN
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
FUCKING
FINALLY
JAPAN
FINALLY
JAPAN
I love Star Wars so much. Thundercats and Silverhawks and Star Trek and Aliens and D&D too! XD
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love Star Wars so much. Thundercats and Silverhawks and Star Trek and Aliens and D&D too! XD
(About 25% of) my collection of “boys’ toys” now, at 47. 😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
(About 25% of) my collection of “boys’ toys” now, at 47. 😂
What is your "I recommend to everyone" movie? 🎥
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What is your "I recommend to everyone" movie? 🎥
Inspired to make a thing… certainly for no reason at all.
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Inspired to make a thing… certainly for no reason at all.
“Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
This is an ad for underpants you can piss and shit in.
One of the suggested uses is for “golf.”
Another is “overseas travel.”
Motherfucker, GO USE THE TOILET. JESUS CHRIST.
One of the suggested uses is for “golf.”
Another is “overseas travel.”
Motherfucker, GO USE THE TOILET. JESUS CHRIST.
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is an ad for underpants you can piss and shit in.
One of the suggested uses is for “golf.”
Another is “overseas travel.”
Motherfucker, GO USE THE TOILET. JESUS CHRIST.
One of the suggested uses is for “golf.”
Another is “overseas travel.”
Motherfucker, GO USE THE TOILET. JESUS CHRIST.