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@danfenlon.bsky.social
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Just a shitposter who's a nerd in nearly everyway but the toxic shit he/him
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lindsaywiley.bsky.social
“Rent relief for tenants who have fallen behind as a result of the ICE raids and money for legal aid and other services are among the provisions in the declaration.”
johnpfaff.bsky.social
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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nightskye27.bsky.social
The Steam Deck has been out for 3 years and nobody can best it.
More powerful handhelds are in 1 of 2 camps.

1. Actually more powerful and runs games slightly better but WAY more expensive.

2. More powerful on paper but either matches Steam Deck performance or even falls behind due to Windows.
seanhollister.bsky.social
My Xbox Ally and Xbox Ally X review.

The top phrases running through my mind while testing it:

"Someone's getting fired for greenlighting this launch"

"This is not an Xbox"

"If this is the future of Xbox, Xbox is screwed."

Went with the middle.

www.theverge.com/games/799698...
This is not an Xbox
Microsoft’s first “Xbox” handhelds are shipping not fully baked.
www.theverge.com
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grantlorrell.bsky.social
Yeah, as one who watched a white HS classmate come to school in blackface and receive absolutely no discipline from school administration (this was in 2005), I have many thoughts about this whole "Racism wasn't as big a deal in the 00's" talk.
chadstanton.blacksky.app
I don’t know how to approach “Republicans weren’t racist in the early aughts” as someone who went to Texas during the early aughts and had to debate whether or not Black students were “stealing” people’s spots in class.
danfenlon.bsky.social
"Lets take a franchise hard carried by it's cool designs and set it in MODERN DAY LOCATION"
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redlreview.bsky.social
I said it the other day but yeah you got Tron, an extremely niche franchise that had a movie 40 years ago, a sequel 15 years ago that everyone hated at the time and has been abandoned ever since, and a canceled cartoon that actually did new shit people really liked
thespaceshipper.com
"Some at Disney were always concerned only die-hard fans would show up, which isn’t a Leto issue but an IP problem. They were right; 18- to 24-year-old males, the sweet spot, badly underindexed."

Since the announcement of Tron 3, I don't know who this movie is aimed at. Teens & young adults or...
“No One Asked for This Reboot”: ‘Tron’ May Mark End of Jared Leto’s Franchise-Leading Days
As 'Ares' disappoints, insiders question whether the self-styled boundary-pushing A-lister can still be counted on to carry a franchise vehicle to the bank.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
danfenlon.bsky.social
There's a redeemed megatron idea; he quits being a decepticon and opens a bar
danfenlon.bsky.social
Funny how that is near 1-1 for kirk's words

"School shootings are a shame but it's necessary for the 2nd amendment"

If anything you're honoring the fucker
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grantthethief.bsky.social
There’s another universe whete WB was the other half of the Kingdom Hearts equation and what a timeline that would have been
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lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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electricland.bsky.social
Today in “AI is a scourge”: I’m in an embroidery group on Facebook, and it feels like every day brings a new person who says “I bought this pattern on Etsy but it didn’t come with instructions and I don’t understand how they got this effect”
danfenlon.bsky.social
Another fun aspect of the VS debate is how it evolves in good company from say "okay donald duck beat daffy duck" to

"Could daffy duck survive kingdom hearts"
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snarkysol.bsky.social
I still think if they ever did perma-kill the Joker it should be done via a random citizen getting luck.

Think about it: The Clown Prince of Crime dies not to Batman finally breaking his code, but a random Joe just got a lucky pot shot. A perfect final joke
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fizzvstheworld.bsky.social
Investors are just addicted to falling for the Theranos grift, aren't they?

You just say "You know... Like on Star Trek..." and they immediately open their wallets...
danfenlon.bsky.social
Its astounding how absolutely unhelpful ai is
sarahkelly.bsky.social
Just learned about a new stupid thing AI does
A series of Instagram comments: 

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atbashhang 2w
i recently applied to a wendys and the ai chatbot immediately gave me an interview date and time. when i got there they told me "oh we're actually not hiring it just automatically does that"
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atbashhang 2w
in other news i'm now learning how to jailbreak Ilms for no particular reason
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k.aylaeverso.n 2w
@atbashhang that happened to me at olive garden. went in for my interview and they said they would keep my resume on file in case the position opened. fortunately i had another interview right after and wound up working there instead
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bugluvr2003 2w
@atbashhang me with 7-11 except they cancelled it an hour before
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pockifox.png 2w
@atbashhang Bro I used to work at Auntie Anne's and the amount of people I had to turn away because the Al chatbot did the same thing and gave them an interview time when we weren't supposed to take any made me feel bad every time
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Rick Jones coined the term in Peter David’s Captain Marvel run.
Gwenpool: Hey, fellow fourth wall breaking lady! Break any fourth walls recently?
She-Hulk: Technically speaking it’s one of my superpowers. “Comics awareness.” get it, it’s a play on cosmic awareness. It’s the ability to process fundamental knowledge of workings of the universe and translate said knowledge in a way the human mind can comprehend without shattering.
Gwenpool: ooh, metaphysics-y.
She-Hulk: It’s mostly to make the science types happy. They get uncomfortable when things get too…”fun.”
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srirachachau.bsky.social
It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
danfenlon.bsky.social
Its always "just jokes" unless its at their expense, then its terrorism
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astraenby.bsky.social
love how everyone saying the leak young republicans group chat are “just jokes” are open white supremacists
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saintwalker98.bsky.social
🌹it sometimes drives us crazy thinking of people with over 7 figures in the bank when virtually everyone I know and care about on here would have their life changed by just randomly getting $2k, this country is a garbage trash joke, fuckin carny nation
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chloesimagination.bsky.social
If the FNAF 4 Halloween update was canon
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hazeamaze.bsky.social
I've been chasing that Jeremy sleep level for years now.
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jrzaworski.bsky.social
A castle, a company that will move it brick-by-brick to Iceland, and enough earth-moving equipment to give it an actual lava moat (at which point I will be burnt to a crisp because heat transfer is a harsh mistress).
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?