R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
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Brian. He/Him. 25. Co-host of the nerdy podcast Boulder Punch! I draw and ramble about Transformers way too often. Creator of Transformers and Spider-Man shows that only exist in my head Aro/Ace Podcast: @boulderpunch.bsky.social
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redlreview.bsky.social
I always get a kick out of the bit that Megatron has his own Personal Blend of motor oil that is apparently so good it makes the Constructicons ride or die for him
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megsyv.bsky.social
Here is a comic from the late 2010s that got a lot of #adhd tags on tumblr years before I was diagnosed with adhd.
redlreview.bsky.social
I’m that kinda sick rn where I don’t really feel the bad but I feel just gross and achy enough that I can’t sleep despite my body and brain craving it every moment that passes
redlreview.bsky.social
Everyone at one point in their life has to watch Beast Machines at least once
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thegorgepodcast.bsky.social
It’s so important to play bad video games sometimes. Read bad books. Watch bad movies. You need the perspective. You become a better person by experiencing trash
redlreview.bsky.social
And even then with that, they were still looking for the shard to bring Megatron back, so really Starscream was just filling in until they brought him back
redlreview.bsky.social
They turned Ratchet into Swiss cheese and melted his skull into molten metal

But the dude that somehow eats people’s brains, that guy just gets a jail cell
snarkysol.bsky.social
>”I want my crew”
>Shows a bunch of Cons that have never been seen on screen before and somehow aren’t scrap given the anti-cybertronian sentiment of the humans by this point
redlreview.bsky.social
I don’t think anything sums up the Bay movies more for me than that part of TLK where Megatron is holding Starscream’s head calling him “my old treacherous friend”, when Starscream at no point showed any treachery whatsoever to Megatron, and was killed by his head Exploding to a billion pieces
redlreview.bsky.social
You know what this is true I always repress Que from my mind

I will now repress him once again

Who are we talking about
paradoxic.bsky.social
He’s got the thick neck, the spiky shoulders, and the hook hand

It’s still awful but- well it could be worse
a close up of a robot 's face with a bullet hole in it
ALT: a close up of a robot 's face with a bullet hole in it
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spideythursday.bsky.social
The decision to give him big humanlike pecs is so funny, it looks like he could do the shit David Hasselhoff did in the SpongeBob movie
redlreview.bsky.social
If Lex can start pulling the Tibetan Monk Techniques on Superman then it’s over the Legion of Doom win
wednesdaypull.bsky.social
Lex Luthor has been training with monks?! He was already smarter than him, but now he’ll be able to beat up Batman too?!
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spideythursday.bsky.social
Well I don’t know about you but I thought the Time Warner Cable ad made it pretty clear
redlreview.bsky.social
Bayverse Optimus genuinely goes through the worst design degradation of a character I’ve ever seen, like oh my god where the fuck is the Truck parts
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chaosbeetle.bsky.social
Animated Megatron I think works solely because he turns into a rail gun that doubles as a helicopter because of his swords and that’s just the coolest shit
redlreview.bsky.social
It’s not even just a Bay problem, it’s my biggest issue with Prime Megatron. As a design itself I fuck with it heavy and think it looks cool

But you cannot tell me with a straight face he turns into a jet without already knowing
redlreview.bsky.social
The worst thing you can do with a Transformer design is making it look like it doesn’t turn into anything

Which is the problem with like 3/4 of all the Bayverse designs
redlreview.bsky.social
Genuinely don’t think any Bayverse design pisses me off more than Lockdown

How do you do this to my man
redlreview.bsky.social
The gun face was the one neat idea in all of AoE and he only does it twice in this 3 hour long movie
redlreview.bsky.social
Genuinely don’t think any Bayverse design pisses me off more than Lockdown

How do you do this to my man
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danpgwatters.bsky.social
Tomorrow! Nightwing 131 from @dc.com. Me, @nefar007.bsky.social, Veronica Gandini, & Wes Abbott.

Killer Moth has come to Bludhaven. Killer Moth is a Very Dangerous Idiot...
Nightwing interior art by Dexter Soy and Veronica Gandini, lettered by Wes Abbott
redlreview.bsky.social
I also genuinely forgot Drax was actually part of the fight on Titan cuz he never does anything lmao
redlreview.bsky.social
Much as I love MCU Drax, it is genuinely infuriating and insane that he and Thanos never share a single moment of screen time together the whole time
lsaddler.bsky.social
fair, like I'm remembering that one bit in Annihilation where Drax nearly dooms the entire universe to being overwhelmed by Annihilus all because he decided to act on killing Thanos by ripping his heart from his chest.
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evanvondoom.bsky.social
I'm going back in time to give dinosaurs guns to stop the asteroid. Thats right, I'm going back in time to give dinosaurs guns to stop the asteroid.
redlreview.bsky.social
A Power Master. She’s a human that can change into this form to combine with Transformers to give them a power boost