Damien Miller
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debugging, v: the process of inserting printf statements into code until one's errors reveal themselves
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I am sad to inform you that Calibri is now officially woke
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am sad to inform you that Calibri is now officially woke
Once again, Paul Verhoeven's satire didn't go far enough
And my personal favorite, our director of Medicare and Medicaid with some make America healthy again advice.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Once again, Paul Verhoeven's satire didn't go far enough
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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“My biggest fault? I’d say it’s that I work too hard and care too much” ass lede
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
“My biggest fault? I’d say it’s that I work too hard and care too much” ass lede
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Victorian premier delivers formal apology to Australia’s First Peoples for ‘rapid and violent’ colonisation
Victorian premier delivers formal apology to Australia’s First Peoples for ‘rapid and violent’ colonisation
Jacinta Allan’s apology for the ‘actions and inactions of the state’ arose from Victoria’s treaty negotiation process
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The Victorian government has apologised for past injustices inflicted on Aboriginal people since the time of colonisation through the “actions and inactions of the state, and the colony that came before it”.
In a formal statement issued before the parliament, the premier, Jacinta Allan, said decisions made in that building over its history “have long denied the First Peoples of this land their rights and their self-determination”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Victorian premier delivers formal apology to Australia’s First Peoples for ‘rapid and violent’ colonisation
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
There are so many things morally and aesthetically wrong with this, so it feels like nitpicking to point out that he's not even getting his chin above the bar
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There are so many things morally and aesthetically wrong with this, so it feels like nitpicking to point out that he's not even getting his chin above the bar
moral precursor to the De Rucci furniture guy
"If you put a kid on the cover, you’re telling buyers it’s a kid game. If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
moral precursor to the De Rucci furniture guy
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
the pollen situation in Melbourne is ridiculous ATM, I can't remember getting hayfever like this before...
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the pollen situation in Melbourne is ridiculous ATM, I can't remember getting hayfever like this before...
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Turns out it didn't have legs
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Turns out it didn't have legs
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guess whose wikipedia page has an 'allegations' section?
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
guess whose wikipedia page has an 'allegations' section?
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6 December 1921 | A Pole, Marian Kołodziej, was born in Raszków.
Deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles to the camp.
No. 432
He survived.
After the war, he was a painter & stage designer.
Author of monumental „Negatives of Memory”.
Deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles to the camp.
No. 432
He survived.
After the war, he was a painter & stage designer.
Author of monumental „Negatives of Memory”.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
6 December 1921 | A Pole, Marian Kołodziej, was born in Raszków.
Deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles to the camp.
No. 432
He survived.
After the war, he was a painter & stage designer.
Author of monumental „Negatives of Memory”.
Deported to #Auschwitz from Tarnów on 14 June 1940 in the first transport of Poles to the camp.
No. 432
He survived.
After the war, he was a painter & stage designer.
Author of monumental „Negatives of Memory”.
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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I assumed this was a transcription error but @australia.theguardian.com are usually pretty quick to fix this stuff, and it’s still there six hours later? (Admittedly it is a weekend.)
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I assumed this was a transcription error but @australia.theguardian.com are usually pretty quick to fix this stuff, and it’s still there six hours later? (Admittedly it is a weekend.)
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Why yes, I would definitely like to accept the World Council of Churches award for Neurosurgery
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Why yes, I would definitely like to accept the World Council of Churches award for Neurosurgery
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Circle is a stablecoin company. This dude is a crypto shill trying to do AI branding. Saved y'all a click.
The cofounder and CEO of Circle says “money as an app platform” is the next step in a digital-based global economic system that’s right around the corner. www.wired.com/story/big-in...
Circle’s Jeremy Allaire: We’re Building an ‘Economic OS’ for the AI Era
The cofounder and CEO of Circle says “money as an app platform” is the next step in a digital-based global economic system that’s right around the corner.
www.wired.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Circle is a stablecoin company. This dude is a crypto shill trying to do AI branding. Saved y'all a click.
This reads like an @theonion.com headline
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This reads like an @theonion.com headline
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com