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dafrgama.bsky.social
responsible homeowner
@dafrgama.bsky.social
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bizarro world’s worst poster Solidarity’s gonna give a lot less than it’ll take (he/him/etc)
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · May 12
i must be loyle to my daimyo
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4h
these are incredible, especially the third one. bloody hell
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4h
“Dracula needs to decide once and for all what his position is vis-à-vis drinking blood”
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4h
just told the pedestrian I ran over yesterday that I consider our business settled so that’s that, I assume
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 4h
“this grift isn’t lucrative enough anymore for me to keep pretending to ignore all the slurs so i’m temporarily pivoting to something else. you’re welcome, besties! i forgive you for getting so over-emotional when i joked about you all committing suicide x”
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 8h
hahahaha interesting! you’d think people would be less sympathetic, considering it’s stealing from a museum
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 13h
hope everyone is excited for the scariesssstttt time of year (national media spending two weeks going fucking mental about plastic poppies)
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 13h
lol yeah we wouldn’t wanna turn into the famously scandal- and gossip-free land of uhhh france
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 13h
The Peter Parker “i already said/you don’t have to convince me” meme
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 1d
Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 1d
If you’re not a bot then I think your grandkids need to take your phone off you
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d
why does it also read like this guy only discovered chatgpt sometime between the first and second posts lmao
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d
love when my elected representatives are willing to face up to their missteps
dana hole blocked u
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d
dana ghoule
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 2d
“she never said she voted for a senile genocidaire so it’s actually fine that the gestapo are after her” get help, bro
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
unfortunately the q is pronounced like “ch” lol
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d
Me with doomscrolling
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 3d
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
oh shit guys the future predictor has logged on
Musk saying covid zero by April 2020 Musk claiming self driving cars for 2019, 2020, 2021 Musk claiming humans will be on mars by 2022
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
not sure how often tommy can even become a “hard man” considering the amount of coke he does lol
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
“oh word blake lively is a kinda shitty person? oh okay i guess that must mean you didn’t sexually harass her” like WHAT
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
possibly i’m an idiot but i never understand this tactic - surely they must know “my ex-wife/business partner is a real mean girl” doesn’t automatically make them a good person? you can hate a jerk and still be a jerk, even if the person you hate actually *is* a jerk!
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
yeah and similarly I’m gonna make a rule that when I play the lottery I only pick the winning numbers 😎
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
“naturalists issue warning to indian ocean sailors as dodo population looks increasingly fragile” - the guardian, 29th October 2025
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
excited to find out what else looks increasingly fragile tbh. liz truss’ grip on power? henry viii and anne boleyn’s marriage? the walls of jericho?
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
“child murderers murder more children as “no more child murder” policy looks increasingly fragile”
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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 3d
wow no way man, whoever could’ve predicted this