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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22h

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

small brain: these “women” are clearly transgender

big brain: these women are taking T to become nuclear fuck machines

galaxy brain: these women are setting PRs at the mormon planet fitness you can’t even comprehend

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 1d

my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.

Disgraziato @primaryschool.bsky.social · 1d

blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level

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THE CODEX NOIRMATIC @thecodexnoirmatic.bsky.social · 1d

Quintillion Hammer - Dnovramn'zurneul Vraaz
2022

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pebbles @pebble1250.bsky.social · 1d

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 1d

i'm the only committed third worldist. i think both ukraine and palestine should have nuclear capable ICBM delivery systems.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

You were conceived in the ghostly light of the oil derricks and I was conceived by the frigid glow of the electric vehicle charging stations this will never work

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CobertMTG 🔜 Commandfest Tacoma! @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 3d

This is easily top 10 funniest baseball photos

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Boo! bo @boboispost.ing · 3d

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3d

sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 3d

This is literally what groomsmen are for, removing guys like this

Daily Dot @dailydot.com · 4d

“Crossing boundaries at my wedding”: Bride’s father wears MAGA hat during wedding speech against her wishes bit.ly/4qhvJNu

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yvonne @yarn.bsky.social · 4d

old bay sweater 🦀🦐🍗 thank you very much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

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hooked on cthonics @branchspell.bsky.social · 4d

8YO: [in the backseat] dad can you turn it down
ME: [kindly but firmly] this is Tool, son

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Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · 6d

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7d

It might be a bit late to be announcing this but I’m running for mayor of New York! My one and only policy is to restore the city to its rightful place in cinema and video games by massively increasing the crime rate

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 7d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 8d

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 7d

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 8d

The best world capital building bracket was my favorite week on old Twitter

Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 8d

I did a full read through of your site recently starting with Rice Boy and seeing the art style evolve was so fun

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Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 8d

Yes, but it’s from a different body than the dick was from

Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 8d

what this website really needs to be complete is polls so i can ask people important questions like do you think frankenstein's monster has a foreskin

Dave 🌷💀⏳ @daaaaave.bsky.social · 10d

If you’re gonna go to Naples then Pompeii really is worth seeing

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 16d

SYLVESTER THE CAT: *twisted beyond recognition into a cenobite, now a voyager into the hell realms beyond pain and pleasure* your thuffering will be like thuccotash

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