TJ “Turkey Day” Tomaso
@cyan220.bsky.social
Cis reply-guy(respectfully). Knows some stuff about chemistry, wants to love Northwestern Football again, board game enthusiast, and lover of my family. He/him, they/them.
Bad guy gets all kind of power before being trapped by his own desires?
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bad guy gets all kind of power before being trapped by his own desires?
I know 2 things:
1) LANCER is an RPG where you pilot mechs
2) Rodrigo is the best story teller I have a passing real-world connection to, and my personal choice of best game runner
So I will be supporting him with frequent reposts and glowing reviews
1) LANCER is an RPG where you pilot mechs
2) Rodrigo is the best story teller I have a passing real-world connection to, and my personal choice of best game runner
So I will be supporting him with frequent reposts and glowing reviews
A note:
After the 1st of the year we’ll have 3 episodes of the new season of #criticalhit out. At that point I’m going to start posting about it incessantly. This is my return to the GM chair and I want everyone to listen. So you’ve been warned, it’s going to get heavy with the #LANCER up in here.
After the 1st of the year we’ll have 3 episodes of the new season of #criticalhit out. At that point I’m going to start posting about it incessantly. This is my return to the GM chair and I want everyone to listen. So you’ve been warned, it’s going to get heavy with the #LANCER up in here.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I know 2 things:
1) LANCER is an RPG where you pilot mechs
2) Rodrigo is the best story teller I have a passing real-world connection to, and my personal choice of best game runner
So I will be supporting him with frequent reposts and glowing reviews
1) LANCER is an RPG where you pilot mechs
2) Rodrigo is the best story teller I have a passing real-world connection to, and my personal choice of best game runner
So I will be supporting him with frequent reposts and glowing reviews
Wife: who is the Seahawks QB?
Me, looking at the Rams and apparently stuck in a timeloop: Sam Bradford
Me, looking at the Rams and apparently stuck in a timeloop: Sam Bradford
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Wife: who is the Seahawks QB?
Me, looking at the Rams and apparently stuck in a timeloop: Sam Bradford
Me, looking at the Rams and apparently stuck in a timeloop: Sam Bradford
Return of the Grinch
She’s Just Not That Into Grinch
We Grinched A Zoo
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Return of the Grinch
@baldwin.senate.gov Senator, I doubt very much you can do anything to justify this vote, but what were you thinking?
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
@baldwin.senate.gov Senator, I doubt very much you can do anything to justify this vote, but what were you thinking?
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THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
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the December 15th deadline on healthcare dot gov was about to hit and Phil plugged in "10 children" and his eyes bugged out
Although Philip Rivers made a return to pursue individual achievements, he also did something very useful for his big family in the process:
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
the December 15th deadline on healthcare dot gov was about to hit and Phil plugged in "10 children" and his eyes bugged out
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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13 years ago today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
13 years ago today.
Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be to play the Browns AND Cowboys this season, and walk away without a win?
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be to play the Browns AND Cowboys this season, and walk away without a win?
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Posthumous Oscar for the Mary Poppins makeup team because they absolutely nailed 100-year-old Dick Van Dyke back in 1964
Comedy icon Dick Van Dyke celebrated his 100th birthday on Saturday, hitting the century mark some six decades after he sang and danced with Julie Andrews in “Mary Poppins” and starred in his self-titled sitcom.
Affable comedy acting legend Dick Van Dyke turns 100 years old
Comedy icon Dick Van Dyke celebrated his 100th birthday on Saturday, hitting the century mark some six decades after he sang and danced with Julie Andrews in “Mary Poppins” and starred in his self-…
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Posthumous Oscar for the Mary Poppins makeup team because they absolutely nailed 100-year-old Dick Van Dyke back in 1964
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This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
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After ten years in Minnesota, I am comfortable saying that this man is so filled with incandescent fury, I’m surprised he doesn’t glow on film.
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
After ten years in Minnesota, I am comfortable saying that this man is so filled with incandescent fury, I’m surprised he doesn’t glow on film.
@astrokatie.com at Yerke’s Observatory in Wisconsin, and found this
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@astrokatie.com at Yerke’s Observatory in Wisconsin, and found this
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
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There’s two reveals in this and you’re going to want to stick around for the second one
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
There’s two reveals in this and you’re going to want to stick around for the second one
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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Jimmy Fallon: ...so you'll just consume everything.
Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW.
Fallon: That's so wild.
Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW.
Fallon: That's so wild.
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Jimmy Fallon: ...so you'll just consume everything.
Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW.
Fallon: That's so wild.
Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW.
Fallon: That's so wild.
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants.
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Christmas movie about a guy who accidentally chugs Santa’s bone juice while on vacation in Italy and everyone’s mad at him but he develops the power to know what gifts everybody wants.
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
And then at the end it turns out Santa’s bone juice was in a different cup and he had the magic in him all along
I might get sick watching the end of this game
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I might get sick watching the end of this game
That pass/catch was so good that I growled “YEAH!!!!!!!!!!”
Immediately followed by “babies everywhere”
#IYKYK
#Nutrigrain
Immediately followed by “babies everywhere”
#IYKYK
#Nutrigrain
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That pass/catch was so good that I growled “YEAH!!!!!!!!!!”
Immediately followed by “babies everywhere”
#IYKYK
#Nutrigrain
Immediately followed by “babies everywhere”
#IYKYK
#Nutrigrain