Crow Hellum
@crowtoed.bsky.social
Historian, costumer, cook, warm beverage enthusiast. They/Them
Married to @thekroog.bsky.social .
Married to @thekroog.bsky.social .
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Past Me had good advice
Alternative New Year's Resolutions:
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Past Me had good advice
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I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
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nobody was sure what exactly went wrong with the robe dying vat that day but there was one monk who was more than pleased with the results
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
nobody was sure what exactly went wrong with the robe dying vat that day but there was one monk who was more than pleased with the results
Our prospective plants for next year, in addition to our current rosemary and lavender! (The store was out of chives and the radishes we were hoping for.)
We're also hoping to plant New England aster, cone flower, and black-eyed susans in our side yard.
We're also hoping to plant New England aster, cone flower, and black-eyed susans in our side yard.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Our prospective plants for next year, in addition to our current rosemary and lavender! (The store was out of chives and the radishes we were hoping for.)
We're also hoping to plant New England aster, cone flower, and black-eyed susans in our side yard.
We're also hoping to plant New England aster, cone flower, and black-eyed susans in our side yard.
Finished these two last night- one was a misfire of a commission (she wanted the diamond bottom, not the flat).
Bases are wool with linen or linen blend linings, silk and wool hand-done accents, and hand-woven cord and eyelets.
Bases are wool with linen or linen blend linings, silk and wool hand-done accents, and hand-woven cord and eyelets.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Finished these two last night- one was a misfire of a commission (she wanted the diamond bottom, not the flat).
Bases are wool with linen or linen blend linings, silk and wool hand-done accents, and hand-woven cord and eyelets.
Bases are wool with linen or linen blend linings, silk and wool hand-done accents, and hand-woven cord and eyelets.
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Me, watching through the oven window at the fat geysering out of the chicken I'm roasting onto a bed of cabbage below:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING AROUND WITH TURKEYS.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING AROUND WITH TURKEYS.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me, watching through the oven window at the fat geysering out of the chicken I'm roasting onto a bed of cabbage below:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING AROUND WITH TURKEYS.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING AROUND WITH TURKEYS.
Working on medieval hanging pouches. What kind of color combos do people like to see?
( I fingerloop braid the cords and make the tassels myself!)
( I fingerloop braid the cords and make the tassels myself!)
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Working on medieval hanging pouches. What kind of color combos do people like to see?
( I fingerloop braid the cords and make the tassels myself!)
( I fingerloop braid the cords and make the tassels myself!)
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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my husband is stone cold asleep and just shouted out “oh god, the bibendum!” at the top of his lungs and scared the shit out of me
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
my husband is stone cold asleep and just shouted out “oh god, the bibendum!” at the top of his lungs and scared the shit out of me
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Not my best work, but it is -in fact- a homemade apple pie. Crust ended up a bit salty, so I glazed the top with a mixture of fireball, maple syrup, and a dusting of coarse sugar.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not my best work, but it is -in fact- a homemade apple pie. Crust ended up a bit salty, so I glazed the top with a mixture of fireball, maple syrup, and a dusting of coarse sugar.
Me asking a small business owner who did the art for their merch drop:
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me asking a small business owner who did the art for their merch drop:
Our local farm stand has varieties of apples I've only read about, so here I am, the night before Thanksgiving, making a pie FOR ME.
(I don't have many local friends.)
(I don't have many local friends.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Our local farm stand has varieties of apples I've only read about, so here I am, the night before Thanksgiving, making a pie FOR ME.
(I don't have many local friends.)
(I don't have many local friends.)
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#WorkspaceWednesday with textures!
I get asked a lot about my textures. I don’t have any special process, just lots of layers until it looks right.
Tools by @/wwwkenstoolscom
Clay is @/monstermakersus Monsterclay Green
#maskmaker #sculpting #process
I get asked a lot about my textures. I don’t have any special process, just lots of layers until it looks right.
Tools by @/wwwkenstoolscom
Clay is @/monstermakersus Monsterclay Green
#maskmaker #sculpting #process
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#WorkspaceWednesday with textures!
I get asked a lot about my textures. I don’t have any special process, just lots of layers until it looks right.
Tools by @/wwwkenstoolscom
Clay is @/monstermakersus Monsterclay Green
#maskmaker #sculpting #process
I get asked a lot about my textures. I don’t have any special process, just lots of layers until it looks right.
Tools by @/wwwkenstoolscom
Clay is @/monstermakersus Monsterclay Green
#maskmaker #sculpting #process
Got some Christmas fun bucks and trying to order some clothes - as usual - from abroad.
Jesus fucking HELL these tariffs hurt.
Jesus fucking HELL these tariffs hurt.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Got some Christmas fun bucks and trying to order some clothes - as usual - from abroad.
Jesus fucking HELL these tariffs hurt.
Jesus fucking HELL these tariffs hurt.
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Okay, well, first of all, calling it "the Bajoran war" makes it sound like it's the Bajorans' fault that their world was occupied by Cardassia, and that they were wrong to fight back; SECOND, I am in this picture and I do not like it.
Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Okay, well, first of all, calling it "the Bajoran war" makes it sound like it's the Bajorans' fault that their world was occupied by Cardassia, and that they were wrong to fight back; SECOND, I am in this picture and I do not like it.
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It’s so annoying how people in power only reach across aisles if there’s power on the other side. Ask them to reach out to poor people, brown people, queer people, or disabled people, and it’s crickets.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It’s so annoying how people in power only reach across aisles if there’s power on the other side. Ask them to reach out to poor people, brown people, queer people, or disabled people, and it’s crickets.
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I’m listening
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’m listening
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I prefer to have notables sign printouts of shitposts or quirky (not awkward) things. I'm not one for convention glossies, but there's limitations on streaming signings.
Otherwise I'd be having Nick Boraine sign my copy of "Heavenly Bodies" (the Catacomb Saints book) or a Danse Macabre woodcut.
Otherwise I'd be having Nick Boraine sign my copy of "Heavenly Bodies" (the Catacomb Saints book) or a Danse Macabre woodcut.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I prefer to have notables sign printouts of shitposts or quirky (not awkward) things. I'm not one for convention glossies, but there's limitations on streaming signings.
Otherwise I'd be having Nick Boraine sign my copy of "Heavenly Bodies" (the Catacomb Saints book) or a Danse Macabre woodcut.
Otherwise I'd be having Nick Boraine sign my copy of "Heavenly Bodies" (the Catacomb Saints book) or a Danse Macabre woodcut.
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I remain convinced DOGE was a massive, planetary scale data exfiltration scheme and that Palantir has it all now
Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in.
Why did they do this?
Why did they do this?
Musk Ally Demands Admin Access to System That Lets Government Text the Public
A worker resigned in protest rather than giving Thomas Shedd access to Notify.gov, which they said would allow him to see "all personally identifiable information moving through the Notiy system, incl...
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I remain convinced DOGE was a massive, planetary scale data exfiltration scheme and that Palantir has it all now
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean