Crosseyed Noli
@crosseyednoli.bsky.social
Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.
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Darth standing on the cold and windswept shores of the Loch, rain stinging the flesh, thunder rolling, holding up a can of tuna screaming HERE KITTY KITTY
the thing about the loch ness monster is
i really want it to be real
i really want it to be real
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Friends, I cried tears of hilarity reading this.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Friends, I cried tears of hilarity reading this.
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I just have to remind myself that the airline spent a LOT of money on the airplane and they want it back undamaged
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I just have to remind myself that the airline spent a LOT of money on the airplane and they want it back undamaged
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DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
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@adenng.com's first video on AltNPS was an exhaustively researched dive into the topic, and this is a great follow-up that I think hits on some really important aspects of this strange, fascinating, infuriating subject.
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
Part 2 of my deep dive into AltNPS. We look at the phenomena and full shady history of AltNPS accounts as a whole, some of the more problematic fallout of unchecked idolatry, and the dangers of misinformation in fandoms. And maybe finally answer, "Who is AltNPS?" (Credit in 🧵)
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
Who is AltNPS? (Part Two)
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@adenng.com's first video on AltNPS was an exhaustively researched dive into the topic, and this is a great follow-up that I think hits on some really important aspects of this strange, fascinating, infuriating subject.
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
More great work from @adenng.com
Part 2 of my deep dive into AltNPS. We look at the phenomena and full shady history of AltNPS accounts as a whole, some of the more problematic fallout of unchecked idolatry, and the dangers of misinformation in fandoms. And maybe finally answer, "Who is AltNPS?" (Credit in 🧵)
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
Who is AltNPS? (Part Two)
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
More great work from @adenng.com
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“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“From my perspective as a scientist and someone who has done this her entire career, he has a lot of blood on his hands," Lakshmi Panagiotakopoulos, a top adviser on COVID vaccines for the CDC, told @michaelscherer.bsky.social about RFK Jr. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
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...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
😳
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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This!
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This!
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
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List potential ICE vehicles right on Waze if you can.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
List potential ICE vehicles right on Waze if you can.
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this is some DC comics villain shit
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this is some DC comics villain shit
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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Study funded in part by USDA Forest Service Pacific Northwest Research Station.
A study from Oregon State University and the U.S. Forest Service found the four-day extreme heat event scorched more than 1,000 square miles of tree canopy.
2021 heat dome left Rhode Island-sized damage in Oregon’s, Washington’s western forests
A study from Oregon State University and the U.S. Forest Service found the four-day extreme heat event scorched more than 1,000 square miles of tree canopy.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Study funded in part by USDA Forest Service Pacific Northwest Research Station.
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
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This is what courage and dedication to true civil service looks like; putting the public ahead of oneself.
Join with #AltGov and #AltFam in standing with @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social.
Shine light on the truth and protect those leading the way
Join with #AltGov and #AltFam in standing with @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social.
Shine light on the truth and protect those leading the way
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is what courage and dedication to true civil service looks like; putting the public ahead of oneself.
Join with #AltGov and #AltFam in standing with @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social.
Shine light on the truth and protect those leading the way
Join with #AltGov and #AltFam in standing with @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social.
Shine light on the truth and protect those leading the way
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Good morning Portland, see you out at the Tesla store in a couple of hours!
PORTLAND: come on down to the Tesla store this Saturday for the #NoTrillionaires national day of action!
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
I'll be there from 11am to 1pm, with music and bubbles and sign-making supplies. Bring friends and family, and remind our neighbors their Tesla funds fascism!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Good morning Portland, see you out at the Tesla store in a couple of hours!
Society has *always* done this and strangely, it DOES NOT WORK.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Society has *always* done this and strangely, it DOES NOT WORK.
THIS (I scream into the void)
one of the underlying factors in all the Epstein stuff is that his correspondents - even the ones who likely did not participate in abuse themselves - are completely incapable of imagining his victims as people. he is real to them, the girls aren't.
I sometimes feel like they don’t want to end poverty or reduce inequality because they believe they’re entitled to a class of people they can prey upon
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
THIS (I scream into the void)