Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
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December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Behold queer elders 💛
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I can't help but notice that actual pornography filmed between consensual adults is being banned faster than deep fakes are
it's almost as if
it's almost as if
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’
The use of ‘nudify’ apps is becoming more and more prevalent, with hundreds of teachers having seen images created by pupils, often of their peers. The fallout is huge – and growing fast
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I can't help but notice that actual pornography filmed between consensual adults is being banned faster than deep fakes are
it's almost as if
it's almost as if
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The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
The wind is gusting and gusting outside, and I am running around my house plugging in everything that can be recharged, in case the power goes out! Thank goodness I have a small collection of USB power banks, and also these two big AC battery backups. Because this is power outage weather!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The wind is gusting and gusting outside, and I am running around my house plugging in everything that can be recharged, in case the power goes out! Thank goodness I have a small collection of USB power banks, and also these two big AC battery backups. Because this is power outage weather!
THIS PART
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
THIS PART
The ONE PERSON just clapping their two little hands together as hard as they can!
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The ONE PERSON just clapping their two little hands together as hard as they can!
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art
I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art
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This is what they are being sued for?
"Prause and Levy concluded NoFap, which promotes abstinence from masturbation and viewing pornography, is not an effective means of treatment. They also maintain that pornography is not addictive and shouldn't be presented as such in public health messaging"
"Prause and Levy concluded NoFap, which promotes abstinence from masturbation and viewing pornography, is not an effective means of treatment. They also maintain that pornography is not addictive and shouldn't be presented as such in public health messaging"
Alexander Rhodes, founder of NoFap, the much-maligned anti-masturbation group, has filed suit against researchers he claims are part of a vast conspiracy to defame him, along with Aylo, owner of Pornhub, and 150-year-old peer-reviewed scientific journal Taylor & Francis.
NoFap Founder Sues Aylo, UCLA, Scientists & Academic Publisher AVN
Aylo leads a class of defendants in a state-level defamation lawsuit brought by the founder of NoFap, a controversial anti-pornography group.
avn.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is what they are being sued for?
"Prause and Levy concluded NoFap, which promotes abstinence from masturbation and viewing pornography, is not an effective means of treatment. They also maintain that pornography is not addictive and shouldn't be presented as such in public health messaging"
"Prause and Levy concluded NoFap, which promotes abstinence from masturbation and viewing pornography, is not an effective means of treatment. They also maintain that pornography is not addictive and shouldn't be presented as such in public health messaging"
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looks like Pritzker and Lt gov (now senate candidate) juliana stratton have been leading on pushing insurance companies to provide better coverage re menopause. time.com/7333740/news...
Newsom Dropped the Ball on Menopause, But Others Are Ready to Lead
From Illinois to Maine, states are rewriting the rules on menopause.
time.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
looks like Pritzker and Lt gov (now senate candidate) juliana stratton have been leading on pushing insurance companies to provide better coverage re menopause. time.com/7333740/news...
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Controversial take but: I don’t find it unthinkable to imagine an American citizen should be able to make the informed decision to purchase and use cocaine in a harm reducing environment, and the fact that it is nearly unthinkable in public discourse speaks to our implicit authoritarianism
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Controversial take but: I don’t find it unthinkable to imagine an American citizen should be able to make the informed decision to purchase and use cocaine in a harm reducing environment, and the fact that it is nearly unthinkable in public discourse speaks to our implicit authoritarianism
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So basically it's just a way for the gop to take money away from sex workers because everyone but sex workers should get the "no tax on tips" benefit from the "big beautiful bill"
Once again the gop going out of their way to terrorize the sex work community.
Once again the gop going out of their way to terrorize the sex work community.
The Internal Revenue Service may have agents review content on OnlyFans and other platforms to determine whether it qualifies as porn.
IRS Agents May Be Tasked With Watching Porn at Work
Trump’s “no tax on tips” promise doesn’t apply to “pornographic activity,” according to a proposed regulation.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So basically it's just a way for the gop to take money away from sex workers because everyone but sex workers should get the "no tax on tips" benefit from the "big beautiful bill"
Once again the gop going out of their way to terrorize the sex work community.
Once again the gop going out of their way to terrorize the sex work community.
1. You can, actually.
2. You don’t have to be a citizen to live here, or in other countries. All you need is *residency*, which is different. 3. It’s actually difficult and expensive to renounce your US citizenship, because they want you to be forced to file taxes, so this might be a net benefit
2. You don’t have to be a citizen to live here, or in other countries. All you need is *residency*, which is different. 3. It’s actually difficult and expensive to renounce your US citizenship, because they want you to be forced to file taxes, so this might be a net benefit
Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not — You can’t be a U.S. citizen & a citizen of another country”
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
1. You can, actually.
2. You don’t have to be a citizen to live here, or in other countries. All you need is *residency*, which is different. 3. It’s actually difficult and expensive to renounce your US citizenship, because they want you to be forced to file taxes, so this might be a net benefit
2. You don’t have to be a citizen to live here, or in other countries. All you need is *residency*, which is different. 3. It’s actually difficult and expensive to renounce your US citizenship, because they want you to be forced to file taxes, so this might be a net benefit
Y’all. It is weird that Epstein had a dental chair in his house, but as someone who has had a full medical fetish room, that dental chair is not a super-useful piece of kinky sex furniture. I’ve played with similar things, and - it basically only supports one position, sitting. So I don’t KNOW but
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Y’all. It is weird that Epstein had a dental chair in his house, but as someone who has had a full medical fetish room, that dental chair is not a super-useful piece of kinky sex furniture. I’ve played with similar things, and - it basically only supports one position, sitting. So I don’t KNOW but
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Alabama officials cut off funding for a public library that refused to bar access to the "The Handmaid's Tale" and other books they deemed sexually explicit to anyone under 18.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Fairhope Public Library accepts donations to cover withheld state…
The Fairhope Public Library was presented with over $42,000 in donations from EveryLibrary during its regular meeting Monday. The funds were raised after…
1819news.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Alabama officials cut off funding for a public library that refused to bar access to the "The Handmaid's Tale" and other books they deemed sexually explicit to anyone under 18.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
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What makes POSH rope so special? We're so glad you asked because we have a blog post all about it! Check out THE JOY OF POSH by Shay Tiziano on the Twisted Monk Blog!
The Joy of POSH
Ah, POSH, how I love thee! Let me count the ways… I love POSH to the depth (of risk budgeting) and breadth (of increased safety margin) and height (of the absolute best all-around synthetic upline…
www.twistedmonk.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What makes POSH rope so special? We're so glad you asked because we have a blog post all about it! Check out THE JOY OF POSH by Shay Tiziano on the Twisted Monk Blog!
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"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
A lot of people sent me very sweet messages about this. So just to follow up: my mom saw her primary care physician today, and they went over all her tests, and they are satisfied that it was not a cardiac event. Doctor suspects her thyroid needs to be adjusted.
(And she didn’t tell me about this until I got home, because she didn’t want me to interrupt my trip. She said, “I knew it was just a faint”, and I fussed at her gently, but I couldn’t say too much, because I hadn’t told HER, because I’d known there was nothing really wrong with me, either)
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A lot of people sent me very sweet messages about this. So just to follow up: my mom saw her primary care physician today, and they went over all her tests, and they are satisfied that it was not a cardiac event. Doctor suspects her thyroid needs to be adjusted.
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two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
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"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
He’s lucky it didn’t BITE
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
He’s lucky it didn’t BITE
So while I was in Mexico, I fainted. I do that sometimes, I have since I was a teen. There’s no underlying condition. It’s just a random vasovagal episode. I’d been walking all day, I was probably dehydrated? And I’d had a margarita? But I felt the onset and was able to lie down and warn my friends
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So while I was in Mexico, I fainted. I do that sometimes, I have since I was a teen. There’s no underlying condition. It’s just a random vasovagal episode. I’d been walking all day, I was probably dehydrated? And I’d had a margarita? But I felt the onset and was able to lie down and warn my friends
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to