Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
I think it’s time to eat a whole bunch of weed edibles!
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I think it’s time to eat a whole bunch of weed edibles!
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Public list is coming out tomorrow. If you have any names to add, please let us know.
If you're hosting an event or a SW org/activist and you don't have the list yet, please let me know.
If you're hosting an event or a SW org/activist and you don't have the list yet, please let me know.
We are once compiling a list of names for #Dec17 this year. If you have names to add to the list, please email us at [email protected]
#D17
#D17
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Public list is coming out tomorrow. If you have any names to add, please let us know.
If you're hosting an event or a SW org/activist and you don't have the list yet, please let me know.
If you're hosting an event or a SW org/activist and you don't have the list yet, please let me know.
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
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sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
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If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
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Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
I got the shingles vaccine, because I know shingles is extremely painful and debilitating. Yeah, my arm was sore for a day and I felt tired. But I knew I would feel a lot worse if I got shingles! and big plus for me: it wards off dementia
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I got the shingles vaccine, because I know shingles is extremely painful and debilitating. Yeah, my arm was sore for a day and I felt tired. But I knew I would feel a lot worse if I got shingles! and big plus for me: it wards off dementia
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“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place. A terrible reporter.”
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place. A terrible reporter.”
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Not JUST the president
Not by a long shot
Not by a long shot
It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not JUST the president
Not by a long shot
Not by a long shot
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it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
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It remains insane to me that the govt can try you for one crime and then just punish you for entirely different crimes reason.com/2025/12/08/t...
The government wants to punish orgasmic meditation defendants for crimes they weren't charged with
The prosecutors argue that sentencing based on unconvicted—or even uncharged—conduct doesn't violate due process.
reason.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It remains insane to me that the govt can try you for one crime and then just punish you for entirely different crimes reason.com/2025/12/08/t...
Weird Al is so OG 🌟
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Weird Al is so OG 🌟
So I do keep track of who blocks me on this site, because I have a thick skin that way, and today I am amused to find that I have been placed on a blocklist because I am “someone who hates AI” and I feel like my hatred is more muted than many others, but ok whatever, I’m
FINE with being in that club
FINE with being in that club
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So I do keep track of who blocks me on this site, because I have a thick skin that way, and today I am amused to find that I have been placed on a blocklist because I am “someone who hates AI” and I feel like my hatred is more muted than many others, but ok whatever, I’m
FINE with being in that club
FINE with being in that club
Behold queer elders 💛
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Behold queer elders 💛
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I can't help but notice that actual pornography filmed between consensual adults is being banned faster than deep fakes are
it's almost as if
it's almost as if
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’
The use of ‘nudify’ apps is becoming more and more prevalent, with hundreds of teachers having seen images created by pupils, often of their peers. The fallout is huge – and growing fast
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I can't help but notice that actual pornography filmed between consensual adults is being banned faster than deep fakes are
it's almost as if
it's almost as if
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The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
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I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
Y'all, I was in Mississippi today for my nephews J-State graduation and got this when I opened Blue Sky
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...
The wind is gusting and gusting outside, and I am running around my house plugging in everything that can be recharged, in case the power goes out! Thank goodness I have a small collection of USB power banks, and also these two big AC battery backups. Because this is power outage weather!
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The wind is gusting and gusting outside, and I am running around my house plugging in everything that can be recharged, in case the power goes out! Thank goodness I have a small collection of USB power banks, and also these two big AC battery backups. Because this is power outage weather!
THIS PART
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
THIS PART
The ONE PERSON just clapping their two little hands together as hard as they can!
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The ONE PERSON just clapping their two little hands together as hard as they can!
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
and that moving backdrop makes it looks like he’s receiving this award inside of a smoothie blender
This is pure Idiocracy-level stuff
A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art
I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you?
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A mixtape was how you showed someone you were IN LOVE with them, there is no modern equivalent, it’s a lost art