Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
Pinned
Y’all. It is weird that Epstein had a dental chair in his house, but as someone who has had a full medical fetish room, that dental chair is not a super-useful piece of kinky sex furniture. I’ve played with similar things, and - it basically only supports one position, sitting. So I don’t KNOW but
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Y’all. It is weird that Epstein had a dental chair in his house, but as someone who has had a full medical fetish room, that dental chair is not a super-useful piece of kinky sex furniture. I’ve played with similar things, and - it basically only supports one position, sitting. So I don’t KNOW but
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Alabama officials cut off funding for a public library that refused to bar access to the "The Handmaid's Tale" and other books they deemed sexually explicit to anyone under 18.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Fairhope Public Library accepts donations to cover withheld state…
The Fairhope Public Library was presented with over $42,000 in donations from EveryLibrary during its regular meeting Monday. The funds were raised after…
1819news.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Alabama officials cut off funding for a public library that refused to bar access to the "The Handmaid's Tale" and other books they deemed sexually explicit to anyone under 18.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
Thankfully, @everylibrary.bsky.social has stepped up to provide funding to allow the library to remain open for now.
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What makes POSH rope so special? We're so glad you asked because we have a blog post all about it! Check out THE JOY OF POSH by Shay Tiziano on the Twisted Monk Blog!
The Joy of POSH
Ah, POSH, how I love thee! Let me count the ways… I love POSH to the depth (of risk budgeting) and breadth (of increased safety margin) and height (of the absolute best all-around synthetic upline…
www.twistedmonk.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What makes POSH rope so special? We're so glad you asked because we have a blog post all about it! Check out THE JOY OF POSH by Shay Tiziano on the Twisted Monk Blog!
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"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
A lot of people sent me very sweet messages about this. So just to follow up: my mom saw her primary care physician today, and they went over all her tests, and they are satisfied that it was not a cardiac event. Doctor suspects her thyroid needs to be adjusted.
(And she didn’t tell me about this until I got home, because she didn’t want me to interrupt my trip. She said, “I knew it was just a faint”, and I fussed at her gently, but I couldn’t say too much, because I hadn’t told HER, because I’d known there was nothing really wrong with me, either)
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A lot of people sent me very sweet messages about this. So just to follow up: my mom saw her primary care physician today, and they went over all her tests, and they are satisfied that it was not a cardiac event. Doctor suspects her thyroid needs to be adjusted.
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two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
two things are true about this whole gnarly ass situation: the woman in question sucks so bad, and the men in her life keep almost making her look good by sucking way, way worse
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"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Sources in the Trump administration have previously told Zeteo that officials will at times intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war,"
He’s lucky it didn’t BITE
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
He’s lucky it didn’t BITE
So while I was in Mexico, I fainted. I do that sometimes, I have since I was a teen. There’s no underlying condition. It’s just a random vasovagal episode. I’d been walking all day, I was probably dehydrated? And I’d had a margarita? But I felt the onset and was able to lie down and warn my friends
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So while I was in Mexico, I fainted. I do that sometimes, I have since I was a teen. There’s no underlying condition. It’s just a random vasovagal episode. I’d been walking all day, I was probably dehydrated? And I’d had a margarita? But I felt the onset and was able to lie down and warn my friends
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
A “child-proof internet”? Can’t wait until government agents start kicking in the doors on anyone suspected of doing sex work and dragging them away
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A “child-proof internet”? Can’t wait until government agents start kicking in the doors on anyone suspected of doing sex work and dragging them away
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
Back in Seattle and hey: at least it’s not raining right this minute! Much appreciated Pacific Northwest
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Back in Seattle and hey: at least it’s not raining right this minute! Much appreciated Pacific Northwest
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The religious right’s “porn is a public health crisis” campaign has exploited this media weakness for years, using faith-based pseudoscientific claims to manufacture consent for censorship, surveillance and sexual repression.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The religious right’s “porn is a public health crisis” campaign has exploited this media weakness for years, using faith-based pseudoscientific claims to manufacture consent for censorship, surveillance and sexual repression.
Turns out a lot of people do not in fact appreciate this
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Turns out a lot of people do not in fact appreciate this
I’m in LAX, having hunted HIGH AND LOW for a restaurant that would, you know, sell us food WITHOUT my having to download an app and create an account with my full name and address and cc number. For a PIZZA.
Betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what the function and nature of an AIRPORT is
Betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what the function and nature of an AIRPORT is
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m in LAX, having hunted HIGH AND LOW for a restaurant that would, you know, sell us food WITHOUT my having to download an app and create an account with my full name and address and cc number. For a PIZZA.
Betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what the function and nature of an AIRPORT is
Betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what the function and nature of an AIRPORT is
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
I am walking the busy streets of Guadalajara today and it is hot and I am sweating in the sun!
I’m trying to like bottle this feeling and take it home with me to Seattle tomorrow where it’s 40° and raining sideways
I’m trying to like bottle this feeling and take it home with me to Seattle tomorrow where it’s 40° and raining sideways
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am walking the busy streets of Guadalajara today and it is hot and I am sweating in the sun!
I’m trying to like bottle this feeling and take it home with me to Seattle tomorrow where it’s 40° and raining sideways
I’m trying to like bottle this feeling and take it home with me to Seattle tomorrow where it’s 40° and raining sideways
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In 2021, the Seattle Police Department signed the 30x30 pledge, aiming to increase the recruitment of women to 30% by 2030.
Despite a targeted campaign, SPD's recruitment of women this year didn't top 10%. www.divestspd.com/p/women-dont...
Despite a targeted campaign, SPD's recruitment of women this year didn't top 10%. www.divestspd.com/p/women-dont...
Women Don't Want to Become Seattle Cops
The police department's quest to hire more women is failing.
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In 2021, the Seattle Police Department signed the 30x30 pledge, aiming to increase the recruitment of women to 30% by 2030.
Despite a targeted campaign, SPD's recruitment of women this year didn't top 10%. www.divestspd.com/p/women-dont...
Despite a targeted campaign, SPD's recruitment of women this year didn't top 10%. www.divestspd.com/p/women-dont...
Let’s be clear that this is misogyny. You can take issue with unethical professional behavior, and I do. But we are WAY WAY past that discussion, this is just general slut-shaming.
And also George is just clearly VERY VERY JEALOUS here.
And also George is just clearly VERY VERY JEALOUS here.
/5 No, Tara brought good old George on, gave him a platform, and let him vent. George accused female journalists — and one by name — of being paid escorts posing as journalists who used sex to get stories. I am not paraphrasing or being metaphorical. Neither was George.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let’s be clear that this is misogyny. You can take issue with unethical professional behavior, and I do. But we are WAY WAY past that discussion, this is just general slut-shaming.
And also George is just clearly VERY VERY JEALOUS here.
And also George is just clearly VERY VERY JEALOUS here.
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.