Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
Those masks are the creepiest things
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Those masks are the creepiest things
hmmm sure okay
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hmmm sure okay
this IS a criminal government
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this IS a criminal government
Right. And I’ve done plenty of non-sexual BDSM - but I don’t think Epstein was into anything non-sexual
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Right. And I’ve done plenty of non-sexual BDSM - but I don’t think Epstein was into anything non-sexual
Well he had the money to waste so it’s certainly possible
My gut, based on years of sizing up people’s potential kinks, tells me that guy wasn’t bent THAT particular way? But definitely anything as possible
My gut, based on years of sizing up people’s potential kinks, tells me that guy wasn’t bent THAT particular way? But definitely anything as possible
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well he had the money to waste so it’s certainly possible
My gut, based on years of sizing up people’s potential kinks, tells me that guy wasn’t bent THAT particular way? But definitely anything as possible
My gut, based on years of sizing up people’s potential kinks, tells me that guy wasn’t bent THAT particular way? But definitely anything as possible
lol I’ve done upside-down margaritas and yes, a dental chair is actually useful for that particular situation
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
lol I’ve done upside-down margaritas and yes, a dental chair is actually useful for that particular situation
I read somewhere that some woman he dated for a minute was a dentist? Frankly, it’s grosser to me that someone would be providing unlicensed dental care than using this thing for sex, but that’s just me
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I read somewhere that some woman he dated for a minute was a dentist? Frankly, it’s grosser to me that someone would be providing unlicensed dental care than using this thing for sex, but that’s just me
Dental chairs do not come with stirrups. What you’re thinking about is a gynecological table, which yes would be completely unambiguous in this context
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dental chairs do not come with stirrups. What you’re thinking about is a gynecological table, which yes would be completely unambiguous in this context
I mean, if someone has like a spanking bench or Saint Andrews Cross? there’s no doubt about what they have it for!
Dental chair is at best super niche
Dental chair is at best super niche
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I mean, if someone has like a spanking bench or Saint Andrews Cross? there’s no doubt about what they have it for!
Dental chair is at best super niche
Dental chair is at best super niche
Those masks were very creepy! I haven’t seen pictures of the chairs yet
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Those masks were very creepy! I haven’t seen pictures of the chairs yet
I think people get them because they are so symbolic and so many people have an emotional association with them!
but they’re not super useful or versatile
but they’re not super useful or versatile
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think people get them because they are so symbolic and so many people have an emotional association with them!
but they’re not super useful or versatile
but they’re not super useful or versatile
The masks on the wall of people’s faces make it seem super creepy
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The masks on the wall of people’s faces make it seem super creepy
I’m just saying it’s not like: oh a dental chair? That’s a well known and loved BDSM thing.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m just saying it’s not like: oh a dental chair? That’s a well known and loved BDSM thing.
“Better than Jordan Peterson” is the lowest imaginable bar
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Better than Jordan Peterson” is the lowest imaginable bar
I like the concept of shark tank, which is basically people pitching small business ideas to a group of investors
But the hosts of the show are among the most evil kind of people
But the hosts of the show are among the most evil kind of people
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I like the concept of shark tank, which is basically people pitching small business ideas to a group of investors
But the hosts of the show are among the most evil kind of people
But the hosts of the show are among the most evil kind of people
omg the hatred I have for this group of people
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
omg the hatred I have for this group of people
Yeah he can wipe his eyes on it, it is made of thousand-dollar bills
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yeah he can wipe his eyes on it, it is made of thousand-dollar bills
we need to hate them harder
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
we need to hate them harder
Good. Stay gone, disgusting wealth-hoarding fascist, no decent person wants to chat with you
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Good. Stay gone, disgusting wealth-hoarding fascist, no decent person wants to chat with you
I do think if he were younger and sharper, he would be throwing money at the problem. But you’re right, he’s too old and out of it, they will overrule him on this, because they love their billionaires even more than they love him
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I do think if he were younger and sharper, he would be throwing money at the problem. But you’re right, he’s too old and out of it, they will overrule him on this, because they love their billionaires even more than they love him
See, Trump himself would do a lot of things! because he is not a fiscal conservative. He’d be fine with giving his voters a tax break on healthcare. But the Republican Party in general hates their voters and wants them to die, so they will prevent him from committing any acts of economic largess
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
See, Trump himself would do a lot of things! because he is not a fiscal conservative. He’d be fine with giving his voters a tax break on healthcare. But the Republican Party in general hates their voters and wants them to die, so they will prevent him from committing any acts of economic largess