Mistress Matisse
@mistressmatisse.bsky.social
Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer, Seattle. Sex work is work. Queer. Cannabis. Vaxxed. Gen X, she/her. Not here to “build my brand”
Ha I’ve never had any interaction with this guy but I blocked him. And he instantly added me to one of his lists! what a rational response
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ha I’ve never had any interaction with this guy but I blocked him. And he instantly added me to one of his lists! what a rational response
I got to hit someone with this bat tonight and it was FUN
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I got to hit someone with this bat tonight and it was FUN
it’s this apparently
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it’s this apparently
Okay! The internet has finally been restored. Now I can set up my new SONOS speakers! A lovely early xmas gift 🎁 ❤️
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Okay! The internet has finally been restored. Now I can set up my new SONOS speakers! A lovely early xmas gift 🎁 ❤️
The iron work was just lovely
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The iron work was just lovely
Look at this cute house I rented in Mexico, it was like a little dollhouse, in a private walled garden
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Look at this cute house I rented in Mexico, it was like a little dollhouse, in a private walled garden
Pretty pretty Lake Chapala at sunset
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Pretty pretty Lake Chapala at sunset
Everybody wants to be one!
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Everybody wants to be one!
It’s a big expense! But I have two of these and that’s usually adequate
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s a big expense! But I have two of these and that’s usually adequate
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Back in Seattle with the heat turned up to 77 degrees because wooo it is chilly!
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
But my birdies and my squirrels are happy to see me back
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Breakfast of Champions in the Guadalajara airport, 6am. I’m going to need the sugar and the caffeine for this trip
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
One more clip of the very pretty mall where @faelo23.bsky.social’s parents first met! Guadalajara, Mexico
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We’re hanging out at an outdoor shopping mall in Guadalajara, and they’re making it “snow” for the Mexican children - it’s like some kind of foam? The babies are loving it
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Having dental work done in Mexico, as one does, and this clinic is clearly proud of their good strong plumbing, because this is very much not the system in many parts of Mexico.
So I’m sitting here and I’m happy about that. And five other Americans are also here, hanging out in a very chill way, and as we chatted with each other a bit, we all said some variation of “I’m glad I’m not cooking a fucking turkey today”
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So I’m sitting here and I’m happy about that. And five other Americans are also here, hanging out in a very chill way, and as we chatted with each other a bit, we all said some variation of “I’m glad I’m not cooking a fucking turkey today”
Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yes, this is a pretty view of Lake Chapala. The lake is about 50 miles long and 8 miles across. The peak on the right is Mt Garcia, a non-active volcano
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
There’s a big party in town all this week so far, we’re not sure why exactly? But the main stage in the central square is rocking! (View from the mirador of my lodging)
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The COLOR of light here is just lovely mmmm
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My travel companion is amused by my night-lights, but hey, when you’re staying in places with uneven floors, THIS is how you don’t stub your toe or turn your ankle in the middle of the night. I always travel with such necessities
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A slightly different angle on the shore of Lake Chapala, at sunset
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The view from my roof deck: Sunny Sunday in Mexico