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"but the bottom of the toast is the side that hits your tongue first! it should be the side that is less toasted!" okay sounds like you are bad at toasting bread. maybe work on that before you try to upend the natural order with false proclamations
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"but the bottom of the toast is the side that hits your tongue first! it should be the side that is less toasted!" okay sounds like you are bad at toasting bread. maybe work on that before you try to upend the natural order with false proclamations
Numb / Encore by JAY-Z & LINKIN PARK on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 3:25
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January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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a night in the shed listening to longmont potion castle
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
a night in the shed listening to longmont potion castle
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An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.
September 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.
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“a planet’s rotation is how long its day be” is still insane
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“a planet’s rotation is how long its day be” is still insane
Baby, Please Don't Go by AC/DC on Apple Music
Song · 1974 · Duration 4:50
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January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Might get whipped into shape later
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Might get whipped into shape later
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I've known everyone in the world since we were kids
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I've known everyone in the world since we were kids
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going viral increases the chances of finding my wife please gas this for the sake of love
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
going viral increases the chances of finding my wife please gas this for the sake of love
