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"but the bottom of the toast is the side that hits your tongue first! it should be the side that is less toasted!" okay sounds like you are bad at toasting bread. maybe work on that before you try to upend the natural order with false proclamations
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"but the bottom of the toast is the side that hits your tongue first! it should be the side that is less toasted!" okay sounds like you are bad at toasting bread. maybe work on that before you try to upend the natural order with false proclamations
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“a planet’s rotation is how long its day be” is still insane
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“a planet’s rotation is how long its day be” is still insane