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cripes. @crip.es · Apr 4
you only see your reflection. you are now trapped in the crystal ball.

load last save?
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 AM
head james
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
scrolling through photos of the nissan cube interior trying to figure out what the fuck is going i’m
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Me trying to relax my muscles: you are dead, you have been murdered…no wait dead bodies are famously stiff. Okay you are freshly murdered, your life was violently ended one second ago,
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
gone off da lettuce
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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used to have a running list of celebs that i’ve lost all respect for appearing in online gambling commercials but that now encompasses basically anyone who has ever been famous
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm Holding You by Ween on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 4:02
music.apple.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
here he comes in a 05 pontiac sunfire, fucken elegant with the trispokes
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
this fruit snacks taste like hairspray
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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my birthday is in 11 days and id really like to continue living here

the cost of moving in has left me without enough money to pay my bills this month
please help if you can spare anything or even just repost, it would make a big difference!

thank you ❤️🧡💛

cashapp= $ValterraBella
venmo= @VeeBeeExx
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
vibrant spice blend homie
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
i don’t know anyone in yuma
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 AM
bro has a briefcase maury
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 AM
could lowkey go for a bread that’s got an ocean of cheese in it with a egg yolk right on it
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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sorry i cant be her
January 16, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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just saw your man hurriedly leaving the city following threats of legal action over his treatise on the proportions of the horse
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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uh oh
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
NO TRESPASSING by A$AP Rocky on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:15
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January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
thcv trigger
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?
Important perspective from Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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hey buddy, im way more importanter around here than you. gonna have to cancel you for insubordination
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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cat litter and groceries have been covered, we are still in need of help if possible for needle/syringe/hrt/bloodwork orders, and haha an upcoming phone bill. we're workin on it obviously, but probably in need of a few hundred dollars over the course of the next month. ty to everyone, sorry also.
pls consider helping us get cat litter, food, and transition supplies (need to reup needles and syringes soon, upcoming blood tests, etc). i know it's tight rn but if u have anything to spare it would go a long way

pp/vn megagarbage
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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oh
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
fired from drumeo because i kept rick rolling professional drummers
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM