Cranberry Ⓐndleman
@crammyandleman.bsky.social
Totally Not El Dude in a fake Zapata-esque mustache
Pinned
That's enough of that.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That's enough of that.
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i’m just gonna say it: this guy sucks
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i’m just gonna say it: this guy sucks
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liberals conservatives
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
liberals conservatives
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
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they’re literally trying to normalize pedophilia. like they are trying to flood the zone.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
they’re literally trying to normalize pedophilia. like they are trying to flood the zone.
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Boo hoo cracker, no one cares what you think
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Boo hoo cracker, no one cares what you think
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wtf is wrong with y’all? This woman is a white supremacist who condemned affirmative action and said white men are the most discriminated against. And then libs want to know why Black ppl won’t support libs, why libs did the same thing with GW Bush. They’ll get us led off a cliff.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
wtf is wrong with y’all? This woman is a white supremacist who condemned affirmative action and said white men are the most discriminated against. And then libs want to know why Black ppl won’t support libs, why libs did the same thing with GW Bush. They’ll get us led off a cliff.
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Megyn Kelly advocates for the horrible violence that was inflicted on these survivors.
Bluesky's Trust & Safety wants you to be polite & civil about how you discuss predators that kidnap & sex traffic children.
i don't believe anyone who makes excuses for child abuse deserves civility nor respect.
Bluesky's Trust & Safety wants you to be polite & civil about how you discuss predators that kidnap & sex traffic children.
i don't believe anyone who makes excuses for child abuse deserves civility nor respect.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Megyn Kelly advocates for the horrible violence that was inflicted on these survivors.
Bluesky's Trust & Safety wants you to be polite & civil about how you discuss predators that kidnap & sex traffic children.
i don't believe anyone who makes excuses for child abuse deserves civility nor respect.
Bluesky's Trust & Safety wants you to be polite & civil about how you discuss predators that kidnap & sex traffic children.
i don't believe anyone who makes excuses for child abuse deserves civility nor respect.
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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Everybody look at this and commit it to memory for the next time some rando whines or complains “oh darrylayo doesn’t allow replies,” I want you to remember this past few months when I did allow replies.
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Everybody look at this and commit it to memory for the next time some rando whines or complains “oh darrylayo doesn’t allow replies,” I want you to remember this past few months when I did allow replies.
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It's wild that libs have isolated themselves into these little bubbles where they chant all day how outsiders are all demons and spread viscous lies about everyone else to each other to the point where they actually believe shit like this. Completely detached from reality
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's wild that libs have isolated themselves into these little bubbles where they chant all day how outsiders are all demons and spread viscous lies about everyone else to each other to the point where they actually believe shit like this. Completely detached from reality
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March 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Should i do a live-thread of me working my way through God's Not Dead 5?
correct! i joke on and off that evangelical movies are basically similar to the didactic era of socialist realism films in 20th century movies
IMHO Marty & Schrader made films about struggling with faith in a God who regularly seems to abandon His followers, while evangelical movies, uh, aren't like that
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Should i do a live-thread of me working my way through God's Not Dead 5?
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Oregon literally banned freed slaves and black ppl from living or owning property in the state.
Ofc they didn't do this by passing a law.
THEY PUT IT IN THE STATE CONSTITUTION.
OREGON WAS FOUNDED TO BE A WHITE ETHNOSTATE.
We vote blue but when we amended the const. to remove this, 29% voted no.
Ofc they didn't do this by passing a law.
THEY PUT IT IN THE STATE CONSTITUTION.
OREGON WAS FOUNDED TO BE A WHITE ETHNOSTATE.
We vote blue but when we amended the const. to remove this, 29% voted no.
I think we need to be careful with conflating "leans Democratic" with "not racist" Maine has a long legacy of racism. So does Oregon which is a blue state. Oregon was literally conceived as a white supremacist fever dream. And the KKK ruled Indiana for a period.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oregon literally banned freed slaves and black ppl from living or owning property in the state.
Ofc they didn't do this by passing a law.
THEY PUT IT IN THE STATE CONSTITUTION.
OREGON WAS FOUNDED TO BE A WHITE ETHNOSTATE.
We vote blue but when we amended the const. to remove this, 29% voted no.
Ofc they didn't do this by passing a law.
THEY PUT IT IN THE STATE CONSTITUTION.
OREGON WAS FOUNDED TO BE A WHITE ETHNOSTATE.
We vote blue but when we amended the const. to remove this, 29% voted no.
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many people are saying that @govpritzker.illinois.gov is not responding because he enjoys watching this happen to the citizens of illinois
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
many people are saying that @govpritzker.illinois.gov is not responding because he enjoys watching this happen to the citizens of illinois
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
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“Why do women, especially women of color leave physics?”
Oh I dunno maybe because you do have to be fucking crazy on a level to put up with this shit for your entire career and not walk away bsky.app/profile/chan...
Oh I dunno maybe because you do have to be fucking crazy on a level to put up with this shit for your entire career and not walk away bsky.app/profile/chan...
In the meantime, he got the professional networking opportunity, and I didn’t. And Lawrence Krauss gets to write nasty things about me in the Wall Street Journal, and the New York Times gets to write about me like I’m a crazy queer bitch who hates men.
That’s the other side of these emails
That’s the other side of these emails
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Why do women, especially women of color leave physics?”
Oh I dunno maybe because you do have to be fucking crazy on a level to put up with this shit for your entire career and not walk away bsky.app/profile/chan...
Oh I dunno maybe because you do have to be fucking crazy on a level to put up with this shit for your entire career and not walk away bsky.app/profile/chan...
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We have video of this lady and she tries to do some real life Libbings of TikTok. She clearly practiced in the shower but didn’t think through what it would look like when the bit didn’t land and she had to keep going.
Viscerally humiliating stuff, like an SNL sketch they scrub from YouTube.
Viscerally humiliating stuff, like an SNL sketch they scrub from YouTube.
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We have video of this lady and she tries to do some real life Libbings of TikTok. She clearly practiced in the shower but didn’t think through what it would look like when the bit didn’t land and she had to keep going.
Viscerally humiliating stuff, like an SNL sketch they scrub from YouTube.
Viscerally humiliating stuff, like an SNL sketch they scrub from YouTube.
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I was there this lady (I guess also running in this district) really thought she was doing something and everyone in the room was like “uhhhh…”
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”?????
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
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November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I was there this lady (I guess also running in this district) really thought she was doing something and everyone in the room was like “uhhhh…”
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).
She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
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Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Notice how quickly liberals will add “former” fascists to their tent or efforts compared to how they treat socialists and communists
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Harrison Ford has always been a Bro (complimentary) evidence #69420
Apparently Mama Cass exclaimed "That's my pot dealer!" when she was taken to see Star Wars.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Harrison Ford has always been a Bro (complimentary) evidence #69420
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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She couldn't handle the embarrassment and blocked us both LMAOOO
So, uh.
First @leftistlogician.bsky.social claimed Netanyahu was president of Israel.
Then started ranting about having DM'd me & it turns out she actually DM'd @fuckmygaychungus.life but couldn't tell the difference.
And that revelation was humiliating enough that she finally blocked me LMAO
First @leftistlogician.bsky.social claimed Netanyahu was president of Israel.
Then started ranting about having DM'd me & it turns out she actually DM'd @fuckmygaychungus.life but couldn't tell the difference.
And that revelation was humiliating enough that she finally blocked me LMAO
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
She couldn't handle the embarrassment and blocked us both LMAOOO
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Epstein's youngest recorded victim was 11 years old.
It would still have been morally wrong if he had sex trafficked 15 year olds.
Anyone defending sexual assault should be mocked, ridiculed, & bullied into silence.
Epstein’s many victims deserve justice, trust, & safety.
It would still have been morally wrong if he had sex trafficked 15 year olds.
Anyone defending sexual assault should be mocked, ridiculed, & bullied into silence.
Epstein’s many victims deserve justice, trust, & safety.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Epstein's youngest recorded victim was 11 years old.
It would still have been morally wrong if he had sex trafficked 15 year olds.
Anyone defending sexual assault should be mocked, ridiculed, & bullied into silence.
Epstein’s many victims deserve justice, trust, & safety.
It would still have been morally wrong if he had sex trafficked 15 year olds.
Anyone defending sexual assault should be mocked, ridiculed, & bullied into silence.
Epstein’s many victims deserve justice, trust, & safety.