Craig Schaefer
@craigschaeferbooks.com
Writes books, mostly about magic and outlaws. Making my nest in Providence. My latest, Firebreak, is available now. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCSJWJTR)
Nessa and Mari have no patience for doomerism. Mari KNOWS you can rise up and survive this shit, because she did too. If she did, you can.
Nessa wants to see you blossom into your worst self, and fuck over all of these evil creeps who are trying to hurt all of us. She trusts how bad you can be.
Nessa wants to see you blossom into your worst self, and fuck over all of these evil creeps who are trying to hurt all of us. She trusts how bad you can be.
Zero tolerance for doomerism. Stop lazily accepting that everything is screwed forever. Stop normalising low expectations. That’s part of the problem & it’s what the bastards want. It’s also a product of privilege. People in more desperate situations don’t have the option to just sit back & shrug.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nessa and Mari have no patience for doomerism. Mari KNOWS you can rise up and survive this shit, because she did too. If she did, you can.
Nessa wants to see you blossom into your worst self, and fuck over all of these evil creeps who are trying to hurt all of us. She trusts how bad you can be.
Nessa wants to see you blossom into your worst self, and fuck over all of these evil creeps who are trying to hurt all of us. She trusts how bad you can be.
@aimeecozza.com already pointed this out, but this is literal Deus Ex business. Trump endorsing VersaLife in three, two...
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@aimeecozza.com already pointed this out, but this is literal Deus Ex business. Trump endorsing VersaLife in three, two...
While I trust the science, I think this means I need to get a pizza in order to test it personally, that's just the responsible thing to do
This is WILD. Scientific American posted about how pizza has less impact on your blood sugar when cold: www.scientificamerican.com/video/why-le...
Refrigeration makes shorter chain starches combine into longer chains that behave more like fiber. So this also applies to rice, pasta, etc!
Refrigeration makes shorter chain starches combine into longer chains that behave more like fiber. So this also applies to rice, pasta, etc!
Scientists Say Reheated Pizza Can Reduce Blood Sugar Spikes—Here’s How
Researchers have discovered that cooling starchy foods—from pizza to rice—creates “resistant starch,” a carb that behaves like fiber and alters your blood sugar response
www.scientificamerican.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
While I trust the science, I think this means I need to get a pizza in order to test it personally, that's just the responsible thing to do
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
If I had to decide whether Krampusnacht or Lupercalia is my favorite holiday, I would have to say....yes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If I had to decide whether Krampusnacht or Lupercalia is my favorite holiday, I would have to say....yes.
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Happy Krampusnacht, everybody. Get ready for a whoopin'.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Krampusnacht, everybody. Get ready for a whoopin'.
(This is a very niche nerd thing but I also enjoy pairing Radiogarden with American Truck Simulator, one of my evergreen chill-out games. Listening to a radio station from the place you're virtually driving through adds an extra layer of fun.)
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
(This is a very niche nerd thing but I also enjoy pairing Radiogarden with American Truck Simulator, one of my evergreen chill-out games. Listening to a radio station from the place you're virtually driving through adds an extra layer of fun.)
Radiogarden is amazing and I want y'all to know about it. You can hear what people are listening to on the other side of the world, like a mental mini-vacation.
I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Radiogarden is amazing and I want y'all to know about it. You can hear what people are listening to on the other side of the world, like a mental mini-vacation.
My first girlfriend made me promise not to do cocaine because "you would like it way too much." And seeing this I'm glad I've kept that promise because my god, look at this utter tool
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My first girlfriend made me promise not to do cocaine because "you would like it way too much." And seeing this I'm glad I've kept that promise because my god, look at this utter tool
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My #BandcampFriday releases today, part one sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/firebi...
And part two! sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/dont-e...
It’s a Fire and Water combo day! Hope y’all enjoy! #MusicSky #MermaidSky #FirebirdsChild #PaganSky #WitchSky
And part two! sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/dont-e...
It’s a Fire and Water combo day! Hope y’all enjoy! #MusicSky #MermaidSky #FirebirdsChild #PaganSky #WitchSky
Preparing #BandcampFriday treats for y’all. Firebirds and mermaids please DO interact at sjtucker.bandcamp.com - give a follow so you know when I release new krakens (or songs)
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My #BandcampFriday releases today, part one sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/firebi...
And part two! sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/dont-e...
It’s a Fire and Water combo day! Hope y’all enjoy! #MusicSky #MermaidSky #FirebirdsChild #PaganSky #WitchSky
And part two! sjtucker.bandcamp.com/album/dont-e...
It’s a Fire and Water combo day! Hope y’all enjoy! #MusicSky #MermaidSky #FirebirdsChild #PaganSky #WitchSky
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
If you don't realize that kobolds are awesome, you're probably gonna get your shit robbed by kobolds.
Our 8th level party was owned by kobolds who collapsed the 10 x 10 "freight" tunnels and left only the 4x2 ones. They let us leave in only our skins taking all our stuff including the family signets and sword of the two nobles in our party. Then ransomed them back with quests. Kobolds!
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you don't realize that kobolds are awesome, you're probably gonna get your shit robbed by kobolds.
Look, if I was a dragon, I'd have kobolds for days. Because they're CUTE. Also industrious, inventive, and GMed properly, can make adventurers' lives absolute hell.
New pathfinder dragon book confirms, dragons keep kobolds just cause they’re cute.
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Look, if I was a dragon, I'd have kobolds for days. Because they're CUTE. Also industrious, inventive, and GMed properly, can make adventurers' lives absolute hell.
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I don't just shitpost, I also write books. Here's a giant ass thread of books you can read instead of being weird in my replies.
"Men made me very angry." - Goodreads
Read my historical fantasy - an exploration of grief, guilt, and one woman's search for internal peace. Also ghosts.
Complete series.
AMI books2read.com/u/bwqara
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ALC books2read.com/u/mKXvDV
Read my historical fantasy - an exploration of grief, guilt, and one woman's search for internal peace. Also ghosts.
Complete series.
AMI books2read.com/u/bwqara
AGR books2read.com/u/mZKZzB
SoW books2read.com/u/38V7Ma
ALC books2read.com/u/mKXvDV
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don't just shitpost, I also write books. Here's a giant ass thread of books you can read instead of being weird in my replies.
Writing is a fun business! We have fun here, it's great.
New extortion scam email going round (this was received via a writer's website contact form). I've seen a number of these recently but without the money demand; the translation angle is also a new one
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Writing is a fun business! We have fun here, it's great.
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Preorder my stupid bitch who ruined everything! (Print and direct not available until release.)
May 12! Kobo: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/a-da...
May 12! Kobo: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/a-da...
A Dark and Distant Home ebook by Skyla Dawn Cameron - Rakuten Kobo
Read "A Dark and Distant Home" by Skyla Dawn Cameron available from Rakuten Kobo. The fifth installment of the Waverly Jones mystery series sees the titular private investigator working on her own and...
www.kobo.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Preorder my stupid bitch who ruined everything! (Print and direct not available until release.)
May 12! Kobo: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/a-da...
May 12! Kobo: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/a-da...
Realizing, ten minutes into cooking dinner, that I turned on the wrong burner and that's why the food is still ice cold. Clearly I should eat something. Which I will do as soon as I figure out how stoves work.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Realizing, ten minutes into cooking dinner, that I turned on the wrong burner and that's why the food is still ice cold. Clearly I should eat something. Which I will do as soon as I figure out how stoves work.
The funny thing is, the entire thing with Cody in the first book wasn't in the original manuscript: the publisher mandated that I write in a hetero romance for Harmony because they didn't believe women would buy the books if there wasn't a dude love interest. Needless to say I hated it.
She definitely could be, she just gives me big 'dates guys because she thinks she's supposed to' energy
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The funny thing is, the entire thing with Cody in the first book wasn't in the original manuscript: the publisher mandated that I write in a hetero romance for Harmony because they didn't believe women would buy the books if there wasn't a dude love interest. Needless to say I hated it.
They responded to a pic of Superman telling you how good you can be with an AI pic of Homelander, a mass-murdering rapist, telling you to just give up and use AI. And it wasn't ironic or a joke. The literacy bar has dropped under the floor and is somewhere in a third basement
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They responded to a pic of Superman telling you how good you can be with an AI pic of Homelander, a mass-murdering rapist, telling you to just give up and use AI. And it wasn't ironic or a joke. The literacy bar has dropped under the floor and is somewhere in a third basement
The Sackler Family has murdered countless Americans and enslaved a magnitude more to opioids. They also haven't faced a single fucking consequence. Any politician who says they're being "tough on drugs" but doesn't make the Sacklers their number one target is straight-up lying to you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Sackler Family has murdered countless Americans and enslaved a magnitude more to opioids. They also haven't faced a single fucking consequence. Any politician who says they're being "tough on drugs" but doesn't make the Sacklers their number one target is straight-up lying to you.
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I wrote a book about opioid overdose victims in Ohio and Kentucky.
The doctor who prescribed the pills from a cash-only pain clinic was American; so was the clinic owner. The pharmacists who filled the scripts were American. And the pills were distributed by American companies.
The doctor who prescribed the pills from a cash-only pain clinic was American; so was the clinic owner. The pharmacists who filled the scripts were American. And the pills were distributed by American companies.
Batya might be just fine with a dudetrustme basis for a terrorist designation, but Americans with a functioning moral compass actually expect a plausible public rationale for who is to be treated as a terrorist in our name.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I wrote a book about opioid overdose victims in Ohio and Kentucky.
The doctor who prescribed the pills from a cash-only pain clinic was American; so was the clinic owner. The pharmacists who filled the scripts were American. And the pills were distributed by American companies.
The doctor who prescribed the pills from a cash-only pain clinic was American; so was the clinic owner. The pharmacists who filled the scripts were American. And the pills were distributed by American companies.
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Rowling made it clear after the Supreme Court decision, they don't just want to win, they also want the rest of us to agree with them AND to apologize for ever having been against them - they're not just evil wankers they're sad little losers to boot
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Rowling made it clear after the Supreme Court decision, they don't just want to win, they also want the rest of us to agree with them AND to apologize for ever having been against them - they're not just evil wankers they're sad little losers to boot
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Me in line at a con and I get to the front and ask when Harmony is going to realize she's gay and everyone behind me just gives up and leaves
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Me in line at a con and I get to the front and ask when Harmony is going to realize she's gay and everyone behind me just gives up and leaves
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Dark Order will one day rise again
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dark Order will one day rise again